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(Chicago Trib)   Man in court for theft calls court to report theft of bomb he was gonna use as a threat, or something. I can't tell what's going on with this article   ( divider line
    More: Misc, thefts, Maywood, courthouse, home runs  
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2014-03-06 05:07:35 PM  
"We've traced the's coming from INSIDE THE BUILDING!!"
2014-03-06 05:12:14 PM  
"...charged with felony disorderly conduct".

 I warned him not to fart in front of the judge.
2014-03-06 05:14:35 PM  
Did TFA change after subby submitted the headline? I thought it was pretty straightforward.
2014-03-06 05:18:34 PM  
Guy was set to appear in court for robbery, used a payphone outside to phone a bomb threat, security cameras identified him and he was arrested while attending his hearing. No bombs found, he's going to show up in court again for both charges. Aww crap! Not only did I RTFA, I correctly summarized it!
2014-03-06 05:23:11 PM  
Giant Convict Dude: "What are you in for?"
Bomb Call Idiot: "Disorderly Conduct"
Giant Convict Dude: "Well, I think me and your mouth are going to be friends for a long time!"
2014-03-06 05:30:16 PM  
I don't see how that's even possible.
2014-03-06 05:37:01 PM  
Should have written "...called in a bomb threat ", but I'm with Le Fussilade; the article seemed clear enough to me. Try agian, subbo.
2014-03-06 06:20:14 PM  

fusillade762: Did TFA change after subby submitted the headline? I thought it was pretty straightforward.

Yes. Original article headline said he called in a bomb theft.
2014-03-06 07:14:29 PM  
"I can't tell what's going on with this article"

And yet, you felt we had to see it. So, what... you need to have it explained to you?
If I had a horse, I'd whip you.
2014-03-07 01:05:01 AM  
I don't care what y'all say.  It made me laugh.  I call HOTY contender here.

/dnrtfa is probably why
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