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(The Local)   Man kicks up a stink by stuffing poop into ATM machines at banks in a protest against 'The System'   (thelocal.fr) divider line 43
    More: Dumbass, cash machines, Francois Hollande, French economy, Valerie Trierweiler, Nicolas Sarkozy, Carla Bruni, objections  
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2014-03-06 04:29:07 PM
That's not fair. "Don't Disturb This Groove" is a damn good song.
 
2014-03-06 05:00:12 PM
ATM machines.

Subby...

img.4plebs.org
 
2014-03-06 05:26:32 PM
kimli.files.wordpress.com
Feed me a scat.
 
2014-03-06 05:27:17 PM
The homeless people in Parkdale, Toronto used to do that regularly when I lived there in the 90's.
By Sunday morning you were guaranteed at least 3 dumps in the ATM lobby. Most culprits were obviously suffering from the runs, too.
 
2014-03-06 05:27:24 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 05:32:35 PM
Man kicks up a stink by stuffing poop into ATM machines at banks in a protest against 'The Digestive System'

FTFY
 
2014-03-06 05:33:32 PM
Automatic ATM machines?
 
2014-03-06 05:34:45 PM
Came here to complain about "ATM machines".
 
2014-03-06 05:34:49 PM
shiatcoin?
 
2014-03-06 05:35:41 PM
Thats why I dont go ATM.

The poop.
 
2014-03-06 05:36:36 PM
 omg was it my poop?
 
2014-03-06 05:37:45 PM

jmayson: Came here to complain about "ATM machines".


to be fair, they are now Ass-To-Money machines.
 
2014-03-06 05:38:04 PM
 
2014-03-06 05:38:21 PM
"Money is the poop of all evil"
 
2014-03-06 05:39:20 PM
http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/how-explain-swedish-riots_7320 5 5.html

From an American perspective, the Swedish riots hold at least two lessons. First, they illustrate the weakness of the left's go-to explanation for mob violence-that it is a function of inequality and poverty. Sweden, after all, is an exemplary country in terms of both social equality and treatment of minorities. But not even in Sweden, apparently, is taxpayers' generosity sufficient to maintain law and order, according to this standard interpretation.

Second, the riots are a reminder of the left's inexhaustible egalitarian ambitions. Not even in a welfare state like Sweden is the left willing to abandon the idea that the solution to violence and destruction lies in ever more social programs and more radical redistribution of wealth. There is always a new, absolutely necessary social reform waiting around the corner.


s/Sweden/France.

Mind you, I much prefer this to the annual burning of the cars in the banlieues, but.
 
2014-03-06 05:40:10 PM
But did he enter his PIN number first?
 
2014-03-06 05:40:18 PM
Banks suck and poop is funny, I'm okay with this.
 
2014-03-06 05:40:55 PM

alizeran: Thats why I dont go ATM.

The poop.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 05:40:57 PM
Dear Idiots who protest "the system", "the Man", or "the Machine"
,

Can you please come up with a form of protest which isn't guaranteed to spread highly communicable diseases?

Thanks,

Non mentally ill people.
 
2014-03-06 05:41:01 PM
Old Man Clemens is gonna shiat when the ATM gives him shiat
 
2014-03-06 05:41:48 PM
Well in his defense...

www.wtnb.com
 
2014-03-06 05:42:38 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 05:42:43 PM
uberhumor.com

www.wallpaperfo.net
 
2014-03-06 05:43:54 PM

blatz514: ATM machines.

Subby...

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It could be an ass to mouth machine.

Sort of like a real doll, but nuttier.
 
2014-03-06 05:46:19 PM
www.quickmeme.com

www.rabbitpoets.com
 
2014-03-06 05:48:04 PM

zzrhardy: It could be an ass to mouth machine.Sort of like a real doll, but nuttier.


That's corny.
 
2014-03-06 05:48:26 PM
The guy could've at least had some manners and shiat in an envelope first and, ummmmmmmmm, deposited it, rather than dirty up a spatula.
Eh, it was France, so I doubt anyone could notice the smell of poo poo. (gotta fit in at least one 'the French are so dirty' stereotype in here).
 
2014-03-06 05:49:57 PM
In total 17 machines had their cash slots force fed fecal matter by a 53-year-old suspect who told police after his arrest on Wednesday that he'd done it as a protest against 'The System

Not often you see that in a sentence. Cool-e-o.

/new thrash
//band name
 
2014-03-06 05:55:31 PM
Money doesn't stink. What's the problem?
 
2014-03-06 05:57:22 PM
Ain't that some shizzle.
 
2014-03-06 05:58:57 PM

jmayson: Came here to complain about "ATM machines".


It's Janice the teller. She'll go ass to mouth, but don't dare try to stuff a turd into her or she'll raise hell. C'mon man!
 
2014-03-06 06:07:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: [img.fark.net image 491x919]


s29.postimg.org

That's one big pile of MERDE.
 
2014-03-06 06:08:41 PM
I don't give a crap about his reasons for doing such a shiatty thing!
 
2014-03-06 06:09:55 PM
Did he heel it in?
 
2014-03-06 06:11:58 PM
My, that certainly takes filthy lucre to a whole new level.
 
2014-03-06 06:15:23 PM
Which system is he protesting? The gastro-intestinal system?
 
2014-03-06 06:21:38 PM
www.clipzik.com
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
 
2014-03-06 06:29:40 PM
While I must admit your spatula work is exceptional, I ordered the Nutella CREPE!
 
2014-03-06 08:15:12 PM

GRCooper: Did he heel it in?


That ATM? It BEEFS. Forearm sized turds.
 
2014-03-06 10:26:46 PM

blatz514: ATM machines.

Subby...

[img.4plebs.org image 576x434]


The "Oh, You!" jpg has changed. It's a different dude. What happened? Did the other dude retire?
 
2014-03-07 12:51:35 AM
When I lived in Chicago (back in the late 90's), somebody was doing the same thing but with some kind of clear resin instead of poo.  He'd (they had video) dump a couple of cups of the stuff in through the card slot, and it would harden inside, rendering the entire machine permanently inoperable.  I don't remember if/how they caught him, but I always thought it would be interesting to ask him "why."  I mean, it took some serious preparation.  He had to mix the liquid resin with a hardening agent, then wait a while- but not too long- before pouring it into the ATM.  Why go to all that trouble when a sledgehammer would have been just as effective?  And why ATMs?  I'm sure he must have had some kind of reason.  Crazy or otherwise, it would have been interesting to hear it.
 
2014-03-07 08:55:16 AM

kling_klang_bed: The guy could've at least had some manners and shiat in an envelope first and, ummmmmmmmm, deposited it, rather than dirty up a spatula.
Eh, it was France, so I doubt anyone could notice the smell of poo poo. (gotta fit in at least one 'the French are so dirty' stereotype in here).


I remember some story from the 70s(?) about a health company that sent envelopes to people so they could send back stool samples and get some sort of diagnosis. Lots of people didn't get the 'sample' part and shiat all up in the envelope. All was fine and good until the envelopes hit the automatic sorter machines...
 
2014-03-07 10:46:14 AM

MythDragon: kling_klang_bed: The guy could've at least had some manners and shiat in an envelope first and, ummmmmmmmm, deposited it, rather than dirty up a spatula.
Eh, it was France, so I doubt anyone could notice the smell of poo poo. (gotta fit in at least one 'the French are so dirty' stereotype in here).

I remember some story from the 70s(?) about a health company that sent envelopes to people so they could send back stool samples and get some sort of diagnosis. Lots of people didn't get the 'sample' part and shiat all up in the envelope. All was fine and good until the envelopes hit the automatic sorter machines...


Imagine the mail room during those days!
 
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