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2014-03-06 03:30:30 PM  
Stanton Boyd: What kind of a name is Poon?

Fletch: Comanche Indian.
 
2014-03-06 03:36:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 03:38:53 PM  
Had a professor named coontz (not even sure this will get past the fark filter).
 
2014-03-06 03:41:53 PM  

iheartscotch: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

1) Why would you go to veterinary school in MARLYLAND, if your folks lived in Kansas? KSU would have been less than half the cost. Did you have a scholarship or something?


Re-read and pay closer attention to the bolded part. I was at KSU for vet school and driving HOME to Maryland, that is, *away* from school.
 
2014-03-06 03:42:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Or you could not drag all of us into your forced women's studies program and let us get a nice education based on hard work, study, and old fashioned book learning.
It's really sad they have to have a celebration of the vaghoohoo month and wave the red flag and have a guest speaker at the expense of all the other students.


Troll or retard? Or possibly both?
 
2014-03-06 03:43:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Prank Monkey: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

I've seen that too. I think it was in Indiana though.

As a pre-teen living in Indiana, I recall many drives east of Indianapolis towards Richmond and laughing like Butthead at the endless Tom Raper signs.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 850x603]
I think it's more disappointing that Indiana's number one source of homes is a guy selling trailers.


just checking to see this is covered.  first thing i thought of before clicking the article.
 
2014-03-06 03:44:31 PM  
Just realized this college story is reported on KOM U.
 
2014-03-06 03:47:18 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Rapmaster2000: Prank Monkey: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

I've seen that too. I think it was in Indiana though.

As a pre-teen living in Indiana, I recall many drives east of Indianapolis towards Richmond and laughing like Butthead at the endless Tom Raper signs.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 850x603]
I think it's more disappointing that Indiana's number one source of homes is a guy selling trailers.

just checking to see this is covered.  first thing i thought of before clicking the article.


The question is whether he would use the signs if his first name were Dick, or Gina, etc.
 
2014-03-06 03:50:02 PM  
So what day does March go into PMS?
 
2014-03-06 03:59:51 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

1) Why would you go to veterinary school in MARLYLAND, if your folks lived in Kansas? KSU would have been less than half the cost. Did you have a scholarship or something?

Re-read and pay closer attention to the bolded part. I was at KSU for vet school and driving HOME to Maryland, that is, *away* from school.


Plus there are no vet schools in Maryland.  University of Maryland has a vet school partnered with Virginia Tech, but the main campus is in Blacksburg, VA.
 
2014-03-06 04:00:14 PM  
She would probably like this guy

sp1.yimg.com
 
2014-03-06 04:02:08 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

1) Why would you go to veterinary school in MARLYLAND, if your folks lived in Kansas? KSU would have been less than half the cost. Did you have a scholarship or something?

Re-read and pay closer attention to the bolded part. I was at KSU for vet school and driving HOME to Maryland, that is, *away* from school.


Ah, I done goofed; it's this damned dyslexia!
 
2014-03-06 04:04:26 PM  
I think I know how he got there...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 04:07:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 04:08:04 PM  

tom baker's scarf: there is a womans' history month?


It's more like a history of sammiches and the different ways the can be made and then conveyed to a man.

Riveting!
 
2014-03-06 04:08:59 PM  

WienerButt: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Gene Masseth?

Maybe I'm an idiot but I have said this one allowed and don't get it. Someone enlighten me.

/ Knew three girls with last name coontz or kuntz
//all are lesbians


That's the joke.
 
2014-03-06 04:12:50 PM  

Syrrh: [img.fark.net image 500x419]


That's priceless
 
2014-03-06 04:16:55 PM  
"...Stephanie Coontz...."

Nailed it.

/she liked it, too
 
2014-03-06 04:22:26 PM  
Anybody do the "Step funny" thing yet?

/hey it's from Mad Magazine
/Saturday Night Fever parody!
 
2014-03-06 04:23:24 PM  
First thing I thought of...
www.spclarke.com
 
2014-03-06 04:25:14 PM  
Lai-Mi Kumoniwannadoya?

/I think I met her in Hawaii
 
2014-03-06 04:28:57 PM  
I wonder if he's bald.
 
2014-03-06 04:30:19 PM  
Amanda Suckinf*ck?
 
2014-03-06 04:30:34 PM  
Local car repair shop here is called "Pugh's" for the owners last name.

First name? Ray.

/I hear he overcharges female customers.
//Not true - but his coffee makes you sleepy.
 
2014-03-06 04:31:05 PM  

jaytkay: "I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Stephanie Coontz."
[www.costumenetwork.com image 360x252]


I am pleasantly surprised to see that I am not the only person to think of Biggus Dickus, our fwiend in Wome.
 
2014-03-06 04:33:36 PM  

blatz514: It's Mike Hunt, isn't it?

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?!


www.shunn.net

/Got an election? Get Mike Hunt!
 
2014-03-06 04:39:34 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [www.forest.vitalfootball.co.uk image 533x320]

Four Kuntz and a Klimsmann

is my favorite slavery interracial orgy porn
 
2014-03-06 04:40:03 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WienerButt: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Gene Masseth?

Maybe I'm an idiot but I have said this one allowed and don't get it. Someone enlighten me.

/ Knew three girls with last name coontz or kuntz
//all are lesbians

That's the joke.


The origin of Gene Masseth:
http://m.fark.com/comments/4895875/HA HAHAHAHAHAHA-Awesome
 
2014-03-06 04:41:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Or you could not drag all of us into your forced women's studies program and let us get a nice education based on hard work, study, and old fashioned book learning.
It's really sad they have to have a celebration of the vaghoohoo month and wave the red flag and have a guest speaker at the expense of all the other students.
Also, subby owes me a farking keyboard.


It's really sad that you have to waggle your wiener around at the expense of the rest of FARK.

GIS "sad wiener". Safe search moderate.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 04:41:34 PM  
i293.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 04:41:36 PM  

blatz514: It's Mike Hunt, isn't it?

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?!


No, that's the Sheriff of Aiken County, SC.

imageshack.com

His campaign slogan? 

Mike Hunt.  Available to you.
 
2014-03-06 04:41:51 PM  

suburbanguy: Rapmaster2000: Prank Monkey: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

I've seen that too. I think it was in Indiana though.

As a pre-teen living in Indiana, I recall many drives east of Indianapolis towards Richmond and laughing like Butthead at the endless Tom Raper signs.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 850x603]
I think it's more disappointing that Indiana's number one source of homes is a guy selling trailers.

We drove through there about 5 years on a church youth group summer mission trip.  (I was an adult.)  4 vans with about 3 dozen high schoolers passing sign after sign with TOM RAPER on it.  (They went on for MILES!)  Good times...


I went to college in Cincinnati for a year, and literally every commercial break on every channel included "TOM RAPER RICHMOND INDIANA DECLARES WAR ON PRICES!"
 
2014-03-06 04:42:39 PM  
www2.gloriousgaydays.com

/ducking and running
 
2014-03-06 04:55:15 PM  
Why is there a Woman History month?
 
2014-03-06 05:03:59 PM  
I see Rusty Kuntz has been addressed.
 
2014-03-06 05:04:45 PM  

Prank Monkey: EnormousGreenRageMonster: iheartscotch: A kid in my year of high school had the last name Raper. Pronounced exactly the way you think.

Driving home to Maryland from Kansas during vet school there was a whole series of billboards through most of Missouri advertising the various business (cars, RVs, real estate) of Tom Raper.  Gotta think I'd have changed my name if I was going to go into a business with said name plastered all over it.

I've seen that too. I think it was in Indiana though.




Yes, it's in Indiana.
 
2014-03-06 05:07:30 PM  
Also this
 
2014-03-06 05:08:24 PM  
There was a Dr Kuntz who had a suite in one of the medical arts close by my house.

Unfortunately, she was a dentist,

Speaking of docs with strange names

s27.postimg.org
 
2014-03-06 05:08:52 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

/laziest. title. ever.
//never read his books
 
2014-03-06 05:14:36 PM  

ElPollotonto: Why is there a Woman History month?


Because you touch yourself.
 
2014-03-06 05:19:09 PM  

BunkoSquad: [www.baseball-almanac.com image 213x300]


I went to college with a guy named Rusty Buick.
 
2014-03-06 05:36:22 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: There was a Dr Kuntz who had a suite in one of the medical arts close by my house.

Unfortunately, she was a dentist,

Speaking of docs with strange names


Docs with strange names, you say?  Dr Weiner, urologist would like to have a word with you...

http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-perry-weiner-x3btq
 
2014-03-06 05:38:19 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Gene Masseth?


This.
 
2014-03-06 05:48:15 PM  

vudukungfu: Or you could not drag all of us into your forced women's studies program and let us get a nice education based on hard work, study, and old fashioned book learning.
It's really sad they have to have a celebration of the vaghoohoo month and wave the red flag and have a guest speaker at the expense of all the other students.
Also, subby owes me a farking keyboard.


Yeah, you'd think they could start actually writing factual textbooks instead of the bleached, whitewashed crap that gets passed off as 'history' in schools.

/Do you have any idea how annoying it is to try to study history with autism? Half the time you know something's wrong and can't figure out what because the whole race\gender thing just does not occur to you. The other half you believe the bullshiat.
//And college is not a lot better.
 
2014-03-06 06:04:55 PM  
Munchma Kutchi?
 
2014-03-06 06:08:48 PM  
Amanda Hugginkiss?
 
2014-03-06 06:09:56 PM  
www.eonline.com
 
2014-03-06 06:18:48 PM  

vudukungfu: Or you could not drag all of us into your forced women's studies program and let us get a nice education based on hard work, study, and old fashioned book learning.
It's really sad they have to have a celebration of the vaghoohoo month and wave the red flag and have a guest speaker at the expense of all the other students.
Also, subby owes me a farking keyboard.


You'll survive your one women's studies class. And long shot as it is, you might actually learn something. Like how to avoid pissing a female off long enough to get laid.
 
2014-03-06 06:19:42 PM  

NuclearPenguins: vudukungfu: Or you could not drag all of us into your forced women's studies program and let us get a nice education based on hard work, study, and old fashioned book learning.
It's really sad they have to have a celebration of the vaghoohoo month and wave the red flag and have a guest speaker at the expense of all the other students.

Troll or retard? Or possibly both?


Trotard? Retoll?
 
2014-03-06 06:26:41 PM  
The rumor mill is reporting that she is currently romantically involved with Willy Fisterbottom.
 
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