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(International Business Times)   Men sentenced to 100 lashes as Saudi Arabia introduces corporal punishment for racism. Homophobia and misogyny still fine   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 85
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2014-03-06 04:06:24 PM
doubled99:
*sigh
it's a joke.


You should have included a trigger warning.

Combustion:

Yo momma so lazy she bought 5 Indonesian slaves to manage her 2 Bengali slaves
 
2014-03-06 04:11:32 PM

The Southern Dandy: It's really more of a intra-tribal thing. I don't think Saudis have a problem with racism against their Indonesian slaves servants.


Yep. My guess is that the guy insulted someone with better political connections or more closely-related to the ruling family, and is being put in his place.

But what better way to sell your 100 lashes to the West than "SEE WE ARE FIGHTING RACISM TOO?"
 
2014-03-06 04:14:59 PM

lizyrd: I'm more interested in the link in the article to the "Rosa Parks of Saudi Arabia." It says she's a pilot. They'll let her fly a plane but not drive a car? What the hell is that?


Saudi women can be airline pilots but not passengers.  It's the only way they can be ten paces in front of every man in the plane.
 
2014-03-06 04:19:02 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Combustion:

Yo momma so lazy she bought 5 Indonesian slaves to manage her 2 Bengali slaves


Yo momma's so Muslim, her burka's hijab wears its own burka.
Yo momma's so stinky, she rubs kofte on herself as deodorant.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks "imam" is a greeting.
Yo momma's so Shi'ite, she prays to Muhammad Ali.
Yo momma's so dour and racist, she won't even talk to someone with a "Sunni" disposition.

// tip the veal
 
2014-03-06 04:21:05 PM

sobriquet by any other name: Also, "facist" is the marriage of corporation and government, so -2 points for being a moron.


Pretty rich coming from the guy claiming racist speech == hate speech.

/Fine, you're just an authoritarian
//Better?
 
2014-03-06 04:21:15 PM

LoneWolf343: doubled99: Homophobia and misogyny are still fine here, too.


A word only used by stupid biatches

Metatroll, or woman-hater?


Well, on the one hand, before today I had never noticed doubled99 posting thing anything particularly misogynistic or even critical of feminism, so he could be branching out into trolldom.

On the other hand, before today I had doubled99  down as "homophobe x7, ignorant x2, previously on ignored list (then taken off),hostile-3, jerk-2, generic conservative derp x2, mocks people he disagrees with, fundamentalist Xtian,"  Given that much homophobia (posts in at least 7 different threads) and the general correlation between misogyny and homophobia, I'd say the odds are he's a rabid woman-hater I just hadn't caught yet.

Oh, and if anybody cares, I took him off my ignore list as part of a general amnesty program I do periodically.  I have no idea what he did to get ignored in the first place.  Every other trait I mention he earned AFTER I took him off ignore.
 
2014-03-06 04:21:46 PM
They are going to need a lot more whips.
When I was an undergrad, there were a bunch of Saudi (and other Gulf states) students that used to hang out in the library.
They were some of the most racist, bigoted, misogynistic people I'd ever encountered.
 
2014-03-06 04:22:19 PM

stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.


I don't know, I'd put it 50/50 at best.  Infection, bleeding out, etc.  People who get 10 are in pretty brutal shape.
 
2014-03-06 04:23:03 PM

stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.


Don't they mete out these punishments over time? A few lashes now...time for healing...more lashes later?
 
2014-03-06 04:27:55 PM

PawisBetlog: stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.

I don't know, I'd put it 50/50 at best.  Infection, bleeding out, etc.  People who get 10 are in pretty brutal shape.


A 14-y.o. Bangladeshi girl who was accused of adultery got 101 lashes, but she died after only 70.
 
2014-03-06 04:30:53 PM
Forgot to link the story.

To make it even more farked up, the local officials called her death "suicide."
 
2014-03-06 04:33:05 PM

give me doughnuts: PawisBetlog: stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.

I don't know, I'd put it 50/50 at best.  Infection, bleeding out, etc.  People who get 10 are in pretty brutal shape.

A 14-y.o. Bangladeshi girl who was accused of adultery got 101 lashes, but she died after only 70.


Makes a big difference if they're served consecutively or concurrently.
 
2014-03-06 04:36:58 PM

sobriquet by any other name: Also, "facist" is the marriage of corporation and government, so -2 points for being a moron.


For rather a lot of people, "fascist" simply means "person with whose politics I disagree."  It's right next to "irony" on the "words people love to use without being able to define" list.
 
2014-03-06 04:39:25 PM

PawisBetlog: stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.

I don't know, I'd put it 50/50 at best.  Infection, bleeding out, etc.  People who get 10 are in pretty brutal shape.


you're probably right.

Sin_City_Superhero: stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.

Don't they mete out these punishments over time? A few lashes now...time for healing...more lashes later?


**shudders**     fark, i'd rather die.

ciberido: LoneWolf343: doubled99: Homophobia and misogyny are still fine here, too.


A word only used by stupid biatches

Metatroll, or woman-hater?

Well, on the one hand, before today I had never noticed doubled99 posting thing anything particularly misogynistic or even critical of feminism, so he could be branching out into trolldom.

On the other hand, before today I had doubled99  down as "homophobe x7, ignorant x2, previously on ignored list (then taken off),hostile-3, jerk-2, generic conservative derp x2, mocks people he disagrees with, fundamentalist Xtian,"  Given that much homophobia (posts in at least 7 different threads) and the general correlation between misogyny and homophobia, I'd say the odds are he's a rabid woman-hater I just hadn't caught yet.

Oh, and if anybody cares, I took him off my ignore list as part of a general amnesty program I do periodically.  I have no idea what he did to get ignored in the first place.  Every other trait I mention he earned AFTER I took him off ignore.


heh.   you, sir, are a man who takes fark to the next level.  or, takes it too seriously.
 
2014-03-06 04:45:30 PM
I understand they have stopped whipping homosexuals as too many of them ended up falling in love with the guy yielding the lash.....
 
2014-03-06 04:48:51 PM
Dr Dreidel:
// tip the veal

Yo momma so black when she sits still people face her to pray
 
2014-03-06 04:49:01 PM

doubled99: Homophobia and misogyny are still fine here, too.


A word only used by stupid biatches


Don't despair. Some women think tiny wieners are cute.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 04:49:47 PM
Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good
Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Well, whip it good
 
2014-03-06 04:51:11 PM

stir22: heh. you, sir, are a man who takes fark to the next level. or, takes it too seriously.


Fark, the internet race to see who can be pigeonholed into the nearest unpopular label so everything they say can be dismissed right off the bat. It's like the liberal version of freeperland. Pass the litmus test or be forever called a troll and put on ignore.
 
2014-03-06 04:53:10 PM

Lee451: I understand they have stopped whipping homosexuals as too many of them ended up falling in love with the guy yielding the lash.....


I doubt it. It's all too easy to find a str8 guy who'll punch you in the nose as soon as the blowjob's done.
 
2014-03-06 04:58:44 PM
Your getting a bj? How do you pay enough attention to type?
 
2014-03-06 05:01:52 PM

Lee451: Your getting a bj? How do you pay enough attention to type?


Getting?
 
2014-03-06 05:06:33 PM

Weatherkiss: stir22: heh. you, sir, are a man who takes fark to the next level. or, takes it too seriously.

Fark, the internet race to see who can be pigeonholed into the nearest unpopular label so everything they say can be dismissed right off the bat. It's like the liberal version of freeperland. Pass the litmus test or be forever called a troll and put on ignore.


Like an eigen-discriminator for derp?

Well, you have to admit that's in demand these days!
 
2014-03-06 05:37:28 PM
Having received 10 lashes myself I am getting a whipping out of these posts.
 
2014-03-06 05:50:19 PM

Lee451: Your getting a bj? How do you pay enough attention to type?


It isn't hard.
 
2014-03-06 06:00:28 PM

MBooda: give me doughnuts: PawisBetlog: stir22: 100 lashes?  he'll survive...barely.  he'll wish he hadn't.

I don't know, I'd put it 50/50 at best.  Infection, bleeding out, etc.  People who get 10 are in pretty brutal shape.

A 14-y.o. Bangladeshi girl who was accused of adultery got 101 lashes, but she died after only 70.

Makes a big difference if they're served consecutively or concurrently.


Welp, I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
 
2014-03-06 06:02:38 PM
Antisemitism still obligatory
 
2014-03-06 08:23:08 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
100 lashes!?
 
2014-03-06 09:57:08 PM
I wish I could send all the Niger, Please and Knitter Please subby's to Saudi Arabia.

I know, welcome to Fark. But that shiat is not funny. It's just mean, hurtful and racist.
 
2014-03-06 10:13:45 PM

Weatherkiss: stir22: heh. you, sir, are a man who takes fark to the next level. or, takes it too seriously.

Fark, the internet race to see who can be pigeonholed into the nearest unpopular label so everything they say can be dismissed right off the bat. It's like the liberal version of freeperland. Pass the litmus test or be forever called a troll and put on ignore.


Oh, I won't put you on ignore, but you are getting dinged for "strawman argument" for this.
 
2014-03-07 03:05:07 AM
Saudi/Wahhabi > Sunni > shiate > Arab > Whitey > Muslim > Any other religion > Third Country Nationals (servants/brown people) > Atheists > Baha'i

More or less
 
2014-03-07 03:58:20 AM
Might be of interest:

First, they mean Makkah (the modern spelling of  Mecca) not Makkak.

The male form abd means exactly the same as the American  n*gger originally did. That is to say, a black person or slave.

So the name  Abdullah (Abd Allah), usually translated as  servant of God, literally means God's n*igger.

There are many terms for God in Arabic:  The Brightness, The Compassionate etc.

Most Arabic names beginning with  abd are a variation on this: Abdulrahman, Abdulkhader etc.

illah
 is Arabic for god.  Al illah means   THE God,as opposed to any old pagan god.

Allah is a contraction of Al illah  and not specifically Muslim.  Arabic-speaking Christians call God Allah. (Some Muslim groups now lay claim to the word and do not like non-Muslims using it.)

The old Arabic name Abdalillah (abd al illah) is still quite common.

So now you know.

/farker who was stationed in Saudi for a while.
 
2014-03-07 04:49:27 AM

jst3p: Lee451: Your getting a bj? How do you pay enough attention to type?

It isn't hard.


youredoingitwrong.jpg
 
2014-03-07 12:31:21 PM
doubled99: Homophobia and misogyny are still fine here, too.


Mysogyny A word only used by stupid biatches

Metatroll, or woman-hater?

Well, on the one hand, before today I had never noticed doubled99 posting thing anything particularly misogynistic or even critical of feminism, so he could be branching out into trolldom.

On the other hand, before today I had doubled99  down as "homophobe x7, ignorant x2, previously on ignored list (then taken off),hostile-3, jerk-2, generic conservative derp x2, mocks people he disagrees with, fundamentalist Xtian,"  Given that much homophobia (posts in at least 7 different threads) and the general correlation between misogyny and homophobia, I'd say the odds are he's a rabid woman-hater I just hadn't caught yet.

Oh, and if anybody cares, I took him off my ignore list as part of a general amnesty program I do periodically.  I have no idea what he did to get ignored in the first place.  Every other trait I mention he earned AFTER I took him off ignore


I'm flattered. I'm afraid I have no memory of you or any of your posts, unfortunately.
 
2014-03-07 12:32:47 PM
Usually there are more farkers with a sense of humor in threads such as these.
 
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