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(WIBA 1310 Madison)   Police ask that if you see the missing pink gun, laugh at the person who purchased it   (wiba.com) divider line 20
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 01:23:39 PM
There are rules requiring toy guns to be conspicuously non-gunlike. If you want to threaten somebody, a .44 magnum looks scary and does the job. If you want to shoot somebody, a pink toylike weapon looks harmless and could gain you a half second advantage.
 
2014-03-06 01:56:37 PM
Ha ha, nice gun pinko... BANG
 
2014-03-06 01:56:56 PM
Laugh at this being pointed at you...

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2014-03-06 02:00:41 PM
Sad trombone. Poor dead middle-aged lady thought that pink gun would protect her from the criminals. Not so much.
 
2014-03-06 02:08:41 PM

mbillips: Sad trombone. Poor dead middle-aged lady thought that pink gun would protect her from the criminals. Not so much.


How could an inanimate object protect her?
 
2014-03-06 02:10:16 PM

lewismarktwo: mbillips: Sad trombone. Poor dead middle-aged lady thought that pink gun would protect her from the criminals. Not so much.

How could an inanimate object protect her?


How should I know? I'm not the one who bought it. Ask her...wait. Never mind.
 
2014-03-06 02:10:58 PM

lewismarktwo: mbillips: Sad trombone. Poor dead middle-aged lady thought that pink gun would protect her from the criminals. Not so much.

How could an inanimate object protect her?


This is why I carry a concealed alligator.
 
2014-03-06 02:15:11 PM

ChipNASA: Laugh at this being pointed at you...

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I would consider that device a serious threat despite its colouration and decoration, as the presence of a pistol grip identifies it as a deadly semi-automatic assault weapon.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 02:16:11 PM

Rapmaster2000: lewismarktwo: mbillips: Sad trombone. Poor dead middle-aged lady thought that pink gun would protect her from the criminals. Not so much.

How could an inanimate object protect her?

This is why I carry a concealed alligator.


I prefer a concealed armadillo. Frightening, really.
 
2014-03-06 02:25:09 PM
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2014-03-06 02:30:27 PM
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2014-03-06 02:34:23 PM
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2014-03-06 02:49:32 PM
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2014-03-06 03:18:54 PM
The pink gun is nothing, what's a black guy doing in Mazomanie?
 
2014-03-06 03:18:57 PM
How many gangsters are gonna use a pink gun?  Im gonna use this as a selling point!  Alot of women do buy pink guns, and hey, why not?  I might give you a split second of extra reaction time to get off a shot.  It is not like this guy is gonna go try to flip this to his thug buddies... think of the street cred he would lose.
 
2014-03-06 03:29:12 PM
The gun is colored pink. With snowmobile trails open again, officials hope the pink gun will turn up.

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2014-03-06 03:48:59 PM
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2014-03-06 03:56:14 PM
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2014-03-06 04:00:58 PM

Dimensio: ChipNASA: Laugh at this being pointed at you...

[www.riflegear.com image 850x379]

I would consider that device a serious threat despite its colouration and decoration, as the presence of a pistol grip identifies it as a deadly semi-automatic assault weapon.


Again for the slow.. Assault weapons have to have two identifying features and be capable of BOTH semi and automatic fire via a selector lever. otherwise they are a look alike plain Jane semi automatic rifle. Now whether the average Joe needs one at home is an entirely different story. By their design they suck for hunting(longer barrels make for more accurate shots).
Id say fully trained people only should have access and honestly if you suck at shooting bad enough to need full auto, which any trained person knows you don't use, (bursts are far more accurate) or you need a 50 round magazine you really have to suck balls at shooting and during the uprising/zombie apocalypse I invite you to please stay the fark away from me.
 
2014-03-06 04:13:53 PM

Netrngr: Again for the slow..


Dimensio is not the slow one near here.
 
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