nmrsnr: Or the Jurassic Park curators weren't looking to resurrect only species that roamed the Earth at the same time, and just said "fark it, I wanna T. Rex."Also, not really relevant, but it amuses me:[img.fark.net image 480x348]
Pants full of macaroni!!: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 194x194]
0per: ummm.. it's fiction.yknow like how many of the Star Wars characters were humans despite the fact that humans wouldn't exist for a long, long time to come; in a galaxy far, far away.
The Pope of Manwich Village: After watching Jack Horner's TED presentation on shape-shifting dinosaurs, when I see stories about a "new dino discovery," I automatically wonder if what they found is a known species, only bigger/smaller, more/less mature, etc.
Dinodork: Holy crap, you guys are even more aspie about this stuff than us guys that actually are paid to dig up dinosaurs./breathe
According to some random geek or nerd on the web (and who would know better?), the velociraptor is about the size of a large turkey. The super-smart monster killer animals in Jurassic Park are something else. Literally something else. They are the much larger and harder to pronounce deinonychus.This is confirmed by another geek or nerd:http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/dinosaurbasics/a/velofacts.htm
Wha t the real velociraptor
may have looked like
If you saw one you would think,
"What a strange bird!",
not "OMG! We are all going to die!"
Looks like a road-runner, but it's twice as
dangerous unless you are a coyoté,
in which case it will kill you a
thousand times, like a coward
MassAsster: Pointy Tail of Satan: I'm sure these lived just a few thousand years ago. The writers of the Bible just overlooked writing about these 30 foot tall rampaging carnivores.obviously someone cut the part about jesus taking a dino by the balls, strapping a saddle on that bad boy and riding it into town. wasnt thought to be important to translate over
Pointy Tail of Satan: I'm sure these lived just a few thousand years ago. The writers of the Bible just overlooked writing about these 30 foot tall rampaging carnivores.
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