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(New York Daily News)   We all hate those awkward family moments, like when you hire a hooker for the evening and it turns out to be your son's girlfriend   (nydailynews.com) divider line 75
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2014-03-06 09:38:20 AM  
The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."
 
2014-03-06 09:46:15 AM  
So is this like when the Daily Mail has a lot of stories about stuff happening in the US?

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And it's always the dumbest shiat in the world.

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So the articles are of dubious veracity.

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Meanwhile each "paragraph" is a sentence barely ten words long and there's tons of linkbait scattered through the article.

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2014-03-06 09:56:46 AM  

RminusQ: So is this like when the Daily Mail has a lot of stories about stuff happening in the US?

RELATED: NEWSPAPERS A DYING INDUSTRY

And it's always the dumbest shiat in the world.

RELATED: TOILET CLOGS IN ITALY

So the articles are of dubious veracity.

RELATED: SAT TO DROP COMPLICATED WORDS LIKE "VERACITY"

Meanwhile each "paragraph" is a sentence barely ten words long and there's tons of linkbait scattered through the article.

RELATED: TEN CELEBRITIES LOOKING GREAT IN BIKINIS


None of your links work :(
 
2014-03-06 11:04:01 AM  
Let's be as vague as possible and create a story with no way to verify.
 
2014-03-06 11:04:10 AM  
 
2014-03-06 11:05:20 AM  

Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."


They physically brawled about it, the elderly father kicked the crap out of the son, and that's why the son sued his father.
 
gja
2014-03-06 11:06:27 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578


Well, that's gonna make the holidays awkward as hell.
 
2014-03-06 11:07:19 AM  
Well that was awkward
 
2014-03-06 11:09:04 AM  

RminusQ: So is this like when the Daily Mail has a lot of stories about stuff happening in the US?

RELATED: NEWSPAPERS A DYING INDUSTRY

And it's always the dumbest shiat in the world.

RELATED: TOILET CLOGS IN ITALY

So the articles are of dubious veracity.

RELATED: SAT TO DROP COMPLICATED WORDS LIKE "VERACITY"

Meanwhile each "paragraph" is a sentence barely ten words long and there's tons of linkbait scattered through the article.

RELATED: TEN CELEBRITIES LOOKING GREAT IN BIKINIS


It's the Daily News, a NYC fishwrap paper that's not The Post.
 
2014-03-06 11:14:37 AM  
Faaaakkkkeeee
 
2014-03-06 11:16:08 AM  

Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."


This.
And, did you get your money's worth dad?
 
2014-03-06 11:17:49 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578


Worst would be his son showing up in drag.
 
2014-03-06 11:19:14 AM  

AbiNormal: ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578

Worst would be his son showing up in drag.


Ya got me there... :-D
 
2014-03-06 11:19:59 AM  
It seemed to work OK in Monster's Ball...
 
2014-03-06 11:20:10 AM  
The important question.....Was she hot?

/hell, the same question applies to the father/daughter link upthread as well
 
2014-03-06 11:20:14 AM  
Not quite as bad, by my local bartender found out her unemployed boyfriend who was living with her at the time was taking the money she gave him and going down to the local strip club and getting lap dances from her son's girlfriend who danced there.
 
2014-03-06 11:20:28 AM  

AbiNormal: ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578

Worst would be his son showing up in drag.


*trollface*  Why would that be worse?
 
2014-03-06 11:25:13 AM  
Sounds to me like another Festivus Miracle.
 
2014-03-06 11:25:41 AM  
Article reads like....


www.rainbowresource.com
 
2014-03-06 11:25:57 AM  
"Awkward"? That's the subject of half the videos posted to porntube.

Its a veritable cottage industry.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:27:19 AM  
There is only one relevant question in my mind: "Was she hot?"

My guess is no because otherwise someone would have found a way to get the relevant picture.
 
2014-03-06 11:27:42 AM  
He totally put it in once though right. Gotta check things out.
 
2014-03-06 11:28:22 AM  
this did not happen
 
2014-03-06 11:29:32 AM  
So she didnt fix the cable?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:29:36 AM  

gilgigamesh: "Awkward"? That's the subject of half the videos posted to porntube.

Its a veritable cottage industry.


It's not as good as the old Hentai chestnut of "two girls find out that they are dating the same guy, so they, of course, strip and decide to find out who makes him 'feel better'."
 
2014-03-06 11:30:39 AM  
Same thing happened in an old Speed Racer episode between Speed and Pops (season 2, episode 11, "The Tricky Tricks of Tricksy Trixie"), but instead of fighting, they settled their differences with a winner-takes-all race across the treacherous, pit-filled, robot rhino-infested Deadly Valley of Death. Much more civilized.

/spoiler: the twist ending reveals "Trixie" was Rex Racer all along. Quite the scamp, that Rex.
 
2014-03-06 11:31:18 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578


That's actually the basis of a pretty funny movie with Alec Baldwin.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:32:53 AM  

caleb4god: So she didnt fix the cable?


she did bring pizza, though.  And for some reason she was wearing a very revealing Pikachu costume to her Pizza delivery job.
 
2014-03-06 11:33:16 AM  
farking web site. No, I don't want to add your bullshiat site to my home screen.
 
2014-03-06 11:33:48 AM  

rwa2: It seemed to work OK in Monster's Ball...


Not for the fat kid.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:34:15 AM  

EdgeRunner: Same thing happened in an old Speed Racer episode between Speed and Pops (season 2, episode 11, "The Tricky Tricks of Tricksy Trixie"), but instead of fighting, they settled their differences with a winner-takes-all race across the treacherous, pit-filled, robot rhino-infested Deadly Valley of Death. Much more civilized.

/spoiler: the twist ending reveals "Trixie" was Rex Racer all along. Quite the scamp, that Rex.


Little did they know that Racer X is, in reality, Buffy, the girl Speed knocked up in 8th grade.
 
2014-03-06 11:34:33 AM  

reillan: Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."

They physically brawled about it, the elderly father kicked the crap out of the son, and that's why the son sued his father.


That is pretty impressive for the old man, at age 70. Also pretty stupid for the son who 1) never figured out that his fiancee was a prostitute, 2) got beat up by his 70-year-old dad, and 3) told the world about 1) and 2) by starting a lawsuit and thus making it a matter of public record.
 
2014-03-06 11:42:49 AM  
That is gonna be one tough Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2014-03-06 11:45:26 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578



Sounds like a win win to me.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:45:58 AM  

mistrmind: That is gonna be one tough Thanksgiving dinner.


Depending on how loose she is it could be a really fun Thanksgiving weekend.  Who knows with those people...
 
2014-03-06 11:48:44 AM  

jst07: Article reads like....


[www.rainbowresource.com image 527x800]


Wait, in "The Ducks Go Vroom", one of the ducks is a prostitute girlfriend of the son duck? Do you happen to have the ISBN for this one?
 
2014-03-06 11:49:14 AM  

Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."


Any good father would get his son a hooker before breaking the news to him.
 
2014-03-06 11:50:33 AM  

Arkanaut: reillan: Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."

They physically brawled about it, the elderly father kicked the crap out of the son, and that's why the son sued his father.

That is pretty impressive for the old man, at age 70. Also pretty stupid for the son who 1) never figured out that his fiancee was a prostitute, 2) got beat up by his 70-year-old dad, and 3) told the world about 1) and 2) by starting a lawsuit and thus making it a matter of public record.


Oh, the son knew.  Hell, that's probably how they met. Was probably making a good living off her. Money's tight in Italy these days (no pun intended).

Son was mostly concerned about becoming the laughing stock of the family. Now he's the laughing stock of Italy and, thanks to the Daily News, the world. Looks good on him.

No word on whether son and girlfriend remain together. I hope not, for her sake.

/all work is honourable
//sponging douchebags, not so much

PS The Local Italy's original write-up is here, if you can't bear clicking on the Daily News:

http://www.thelocal.it/20140305/fury-after-italian-mans-escort-is-son s -girlfriend">http://www.thelocal.it/20140305/fury-after-italian-mans- escort-is-sons -girlfriend
 
2014-03-06 11:50:41 AM  

d23: mistrmind: That is gonna be one tough Thanksgiving dinner.

Depending on how loose she is it could be a really fun Thanksgiving weekend.  Who knows with those people...


Shame there were no pics in the article.  I'd perhaps "have a go" depending on if she's a pig or not.
 
2014-03-06 11:51:07 AM  

d23: There is only one relevant question in my mind: "Was she hot?"

My guess is no because otherwise someone would have found a way to get the relevant picture.


Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!! That is the only question!
 
2014-03-06 11:51:44 AM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse......


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his- da ughter-94578


Worse is noticed  after the deed is done.


especially with  Abinormal's scenario.
 
2014-03-06 11:51:48 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: He totally put it in once though right. Gotta check things out.


www.iconsoffright.com

/oblig
 
2014-03-06 11:52:13 AM  

Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."


Bingo.  Guy saved his kid a divorce, possibly stds and an incredible amount of embarrassment, which he ruined by going public about the situations instead of moving on.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:24 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Arkanaut: reillan: Fark In The Duck: The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF??  How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank.  Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."

They physically brawled about it, the elderly father kicked the crap out of the son, and that's why the son sued his father.

That is pretty impressive for the old man, at age 70. Also pretty stupid for the son who 1) never figured out that his fiancee was a prostitute, 2) got beat up by his 70-year-old dad, and 3) told the world about 1) and 2) by starting a lawsuit and thus making it a matter of public record.

Oh, the son knew.  Hell, that's probably how they met. Was probably making a good living off her. Money's tight in Italy these days (no pun intended).

Son was mostly concerned about becoming the laughing stock of the family. Now he's the laughing stock of Italy and, thanks to the Daily News, the world. Looks good on him.

No word on whether son and girlfriend remain together. I hope not, for her sake.

/all work is honourable
//sponging douchebags, not so much

PS The Local Italy's original write-up is here, if you can't bear clicking on the Daily News:

http://www.thelocal.it/20140305/fury-after-italian-mans-escort-is-son s -girlfriend">http://www.thelocal.it/20140305/fury-after-italian-mans- escort-is-sons -girlfriend


That story also has no names, details, etc. that one might expect to find in a news article.
 
2014-03-06 11:59:08 AM  
Fark In The Duck


The son sued the dad for injuries??? WTF?? How about, "Gee thanks Dad for saving me from making a big mistake and marrying this lying skank. Oh, and congrats on still being able to get it up."


It is good to see that other countries have issues with an entitlement complex.
 
2014-03-06 12:00:25 PM  
 
2014-03-06 12:02:45 PM  

EWreckedSean: Not quite as bad, by my local bartender found out her unemployed boyfriend who was living with her at the time was taking the money she gave him and going down to the local strip club and getting lap dances from her son's girlfriend who danced there.


You say that as if he did something wrong.

Well, getting caught was wrong.
 
2014-03-06 12:03:36 PM  
BRAZZERS.jpg
 
2014-03-06 12:06:03 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: That story also has no names, details, etc. that one might expect to find in a news article.


sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 12:06:29 PM  
I remember discovering where my little brothers last two (of 5) ex wives worked when he called me to get me to give them rides home when his car broke down, or was two drunk to go pick her up.   It was a little later I found out she was an escort, and during the divorce I found out about her being a Porn Star.

alas that both have gotten out of the business, gotten re-married, produced offspring and gotten dull average jobs.
 
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