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(KGW Portland)   Step 1: Get roaring drunk. Step 2: Lose $500k in Vegas Step 3: Break even?   (kgw.com) divider line 2
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2014-03-06 07:24:26 PM
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And when he finished drinkin'
He slumped against the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And threw up on his shirt
And somewhere in the darkness
His lawyer he broke even
And in his summing up
I found an ace that I could keep
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to spill 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to sue
You never count your money
When you're a used car dealer
It's easier to do the countin'
When your money's through
2014-03-06 12:32:55 PM
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Johnston arrived in Las Vegas with the woman he was dating on the Thursday before the Super Bowl. He drank in the limousine from the Las Vegas airport to the Grand, drank more during dinner with friends, and then says he blacked out.

If he blacked out, how does he know he was visibly drunk?
 
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