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(Florida Today)   Apparently, it's illegal to put a dolphin in your swimming pool   ( divider line
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4334 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2014 at 12:43 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-06 02:29:48 PM
2014-03-06 02:31:10 PM  

WelldeadLink: dragonchild: The guy who put the dolphin there was suspended.

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2014-03-06 02:53:59 PM  
"Putting your dolphin in my swimming pool" will be my new go-to euphemism.
2014-03-06 02:57:11 PM  
In Florida it's also illegal to have sex with them wether they consent or not.

/And apparently ignorance of the law is no excuse :(
2014-03-06 04:23:50 PM  
The problem is that it wasn't his pool. It it had been, it would have been fine.
2014-03-06 04:54:35 PM  
Unimpressed !
2014-03-06 06:06:32 PM  
what about gators, do i have to get rid of mine.
2014-03-06 09:47:58 PM  
Is that a euphemism for a new abstinence program?
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