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(ESPN)   Duke travels into a Forest, leaves unsatisfied. Duke sucks   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 15
    More: Spiffy, Wake Forest, Tyler Cavanaugh, Demon Deacons, Cameron Indoor Stadium, Steve Wojciechowski, Mike Krzyzewski, Quinn Cook, Blue Devils  
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2014-03-06 01:02:23 PM  
U-V-A!
U-V-A!
U-V-A!
 
2014-03-06 01:04:02 PM  
If Duke sucks in a Forest, is there still a slurping sound?

/was going to be my headline last night, but the link was already submitted
 
2014-03-06 01:04:04 PM  
and hopefully carolina can take one more dump on them to finish off the regular season
 
2014-03-06 01:27:27 PM  

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RIP: Duke Forest

 
2014-03-06 01:58:19 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: and hopefully carolina can take one more dump on them to finish off the regular season


The problem is, Wake just shot Mongo. That'll only make them mad.

/Jeff Bzdalek was able to beat all three Tobacco Road rivals in one season for the first time in five years; it still isn't going to save his job.
 
2014-03-06 02:14:46 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Dead for Tax Reasons: and hopefully carolina can take one more dump on them to finish off the regular season

The problem is, Wake just shot Mongo. That'll only make them mad.

/Jeff Bzdalek was able to beat all three Tobacco Road rivals in one season for the first time in five years; it still isn't going to save his job.


Before the Wake game, ESPN reported that Duke was 344th in the country for points allowed in the paint.  While I think Duke will play better this weekend, this horrendously bad defensive team is capable of allowing most teams to beat them (as long as the guards get past the hand checks).
 
2014-03-06 02:16:17 PM  

Wellon Dowd: U-V-A!
U-V-A!
U-V-A!


B-b-b-b-b-but unbalanced schedule!
 
2014-03-06 03:08:42 PM  
Dunsinane went 7 of 10 from beyond the arc, and 3 of 4 from the foul line.
 
2014-03-06 04:27:43 PM  
Sulaimon was a typical dookie at the end of the game - the best part is that his douchebagishness didn't even lead to a score when no-one from Wake was guarding them.  It makes hating them so easy.

Classic Duke Gargabe vs. Wake Forest
 
2014-03-06 04:42:44 PM  

treecologist: Sulaimon was a typical dookie at the end of the game - the best part is that his douchebagishness didn't even lead to a score when no-one from Wake was guarding them.  It makes hating them so easy.

Classic Duke Gargabe vs. Wake Forest


From the Wojo postgame:

He didn't complain about feeling poorly either before the game or in the first half. There's a great emotional investment, certainly by him. I've never met a better fighter than Coach K. He pours his heart and soul into everything that he does. His team not necessarily responding certainly can hit hard.

That's right, Wojo just implied that the team would be the cause of K's dizzy spell.  Stay classy, a-hole!
 
2014-03-06 06:59:23 PM  
I'd just cancel March Madness this year.  Just not any good or compelling teams this year at all.
 
2014-03-06 08:01:18 PM  
Duke sucking so bad, it is making Coach K dizzy.
 
2014-03-06 09:02:47 PM  

Doogled: treecologist: Sulaimon was a typical dookie at the end of the game - the best part is that his douchebagishness didn't even lead to a score when no-one from Wake was guarding them.  It makes hating them so easy.

Classic Duke Gargabe vs. Wake Forest

From the Wojo postgame:

He didn't complain about feeling poorly either before the game or in the first half. There's a great emotional investment, certainly by him. I've never met a better fighter than Coach K. He pours his heart and soul into everything that he does. His team not necessarily responding certainly can hit hard.

That's right, Wojo just implied that the team would be the cause of K's dizzy spell.  Stay classy, a-hole!


Wojo is, was, and always shall be an eminently punchable dookie.
 
2014-03-06 09:15:07 PM  

ragekage: Wellon Dowd: U-V-A!
U-V-A!
U-V-A!

B-b-b-b-b-but unbalanced schedule!


Funny how often we hear that, yet those other "good" teams in the ACC have lost to much lesser teams lately.  UVa's worst (and only) loss of 2014 is to Duke, at Cameron.

/Then again, Duke does suck.
//Wahoowa!
///Go Hoos!
 
2014-03-06 10:15:06 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I'd just cancel March Madness this year. Just not any good or compelling teams this year at all.


Shut up, the Celtics are going to have a great draft pick, and I'm excited to see all our potential prize rookies play.
 
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