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(WTKR)   Video reportedly shows contractors who died on 'Captain Philips' ship Maersk Alabama acting like drunken sailors in port   (wtkr.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-06 08:41:58 AM
Aaanndd no video.
 
2014-03-06 08:46:23 AM
So what should we do with them... early in the morning?
 
2014-03-06 08:47:35 AM

here to help: So what should we do with them... early in the morning?


Throw them overboard?
 
2014-03-06 08:49:01 AM

Abox: here to help: So what should we do with them... early in the morning?

Throw them overboard?


Needs more genital shaving.
 
2014-03-06 08:50:52 AM
We could shave their ass with a rusty razor.

Do we expect them to be freaking saints 100% of the time because they were affected by a cluserfark later on?  Or because Tom Hanks graced their names with his presence?  They were literally (not figuratively) sailors in port.  They (sailors in port) have a long history of acting like drunk fools.
 
2014-03-06 08:52:40 AM
How can they be drunk in port if they're also dead?
 
2014-03-06 08:53:28 AM
oh, I see.  Drunk before dead.
/did not initially rtfa
 
2014-03-06 08:54:14 AM
Looks like these sailors are . . . . . .

**sunglasses.jpg**

DEAD drunk.


YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, DUN_DUN!
 
2014-03-06 08:56:06 AM
Drunken sailors on shore leave acting like drunken sailors on shore leave? Who'd a thunk it?

/ did not watch video
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:56:10 AM
Are these the guys that came forward to say that Philips was an asshole and the movie was wrong?
 
2014-03-06 08:56:51 AM
Quick, cut them down off the cross!
 
2014-03-06 09:01:29 AM

Gunboat: How can they be drunk in port if they're also dead?


Stunt doubles...
 
2014-03-06 09:09:46 AM
Why is everybody saying they were drunk on shore leave?  Are you missing the part of the article where they purchase a buncha smack and inject it in their bunk?  Then overdose? 

This must be some new definition of drinking.
 
2014-03-06 09:14:47 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-03-06 09:15:36 AM
Yeah, they deserve to be killed for that.  .

/Always some sanctimonious a-hole passing judgment somewhere.

/Did not watch video
 
2014-03-06 09:25:37 AM
Yeah, slamming horse when you're drunk is a pretty bad idea.
 
2014-03-06 09:27:28 AM
Needs "asinine" tag. I don't know about you, but I hardly ever say to a buddy "hey, we have 20 years of intensive physical and mental conditioning and now have this sweet gig where we guard a ship and shoot suspicious-looking fishermen; what say we go into town, get drunk, buy smack and go shoot up back on the ship? It's East Africa: what's the worst that could happen?"

Putzes. The PSHs of the sea.
 
2014-03-06 09:41:20 AM
Former SEALs that were heroin addicts?  That's rather surprising.
 
2014-03-06 10:00:04 AM

slayer199: Former SEALs that were heroin addicts?  That's rather surprising.


Type A's have to get their fix somehow, whether is lethal weaponry or smack.  Gotta live on the edge!
 
2014-03-06 10:05:07 AM

macross87: Gunboat: How can they be drunk in port if they're also dead?

Stunt doubles...


That would be a cunning stunt.
 
2014-03-06 10:36:43 AM

d23: Are these the guys that came forward to say that Philips was an asshole and the movie was wrong?


The movie makes him look like an asshole, too.
 
2014-03-06 10:38:06 AM
Sailors on shore leave with prostitutes, alcohol and drugs?

This is news?
 
2014-03-06 11:09:02 AM

Cold_Sassy: Yeah, they deserve to be killed for that.  .

/Always some sanctimonious a-hole passing judgment somewhere.

/Did not watch video


They died after shooting up heroin.  They were also security mercs hired long after the original hijacking.  The fact that they were on the Maersk Alabama is just coincidental.
 
2014-03-06 12:56:35 PM

wambu: Sailors on shore leave with prostitutes, alcohol and drugs?

This is news?


Yes, because something or other.
 
2014-03-06 01:09:04 PM

wambu: Sailors on shore leave with prostitutes, alcohol and drugs?

This is news?


Yes.
They are supposed to get prostitutes, alchohol *or* drugs.
They got greedy.

alchohol or drugs. Gotta choose one. Prostitutes are a given.
 
2014-03-06 01:12:43 PM
"The police preliminary investigation report includes suspicion of drug use, as indicated by the presence of a syringe and traces of heroin which were found in the cabin," according to police.
oi42.tinypic.com

Really?  No one?
 
2014-03-06 01:16:28 PM

MythDragon: wambu: Sailors on shore leave with prostitutes, alcohol and drugs?

This is news?

Yes.
They are supposed to get prostitutes, alchohol *or* drugs.
They got greedy.

alchohol or drugs. Gotta choose one. Prostitutes are a given.


I remember a place in Rosy Roads just outside the main gate . . .
 
2014-03-06 01:16:38 PM

MythDragon: wambu: Sailors on shore leave with prostitutes, alcohol and drugs?

This is news?

Yes.
They are supposed to get prostitutes, alchohol *or* drugs.
They got greedy.

alchohol or drugs. Gotta choose one. Prostitutes are a given.


Yes. This is the holy rule of polydrug users. Alcohol and benzos are only to be mixed with stimulants. Do not mix alcohol and benzos. Do not mix alcohol and opiates. Do not mix opiates and benzos. These things will kill you dead. Alcohol and benzodiazepines are the most dangerous drugs in existence.

I literally cannot think of a more stupid and dangerous thing to do than heroin while you're drunk. That's how I'd commit suicide.
 
2014-03-06 01:44:52 PM
RTFA, people. These guys HAD NOTHING TO DO with the Captain Phillips incident. The ship at that time had no security guards, which is why the piracy thing went down. These guys were ex-SEALs serving as private security guards on the ship long after the movie events. They were no doubt bored out of their minds (there hasn't been a successful pirate attack off Somalia in two years), and you already know they're thrill-seekers, because SEALs, and they underestimated their heroin-using abilities. In their defense, they were drunk at the time.
 
2014-03-06 01:54:59 PM

mbillips: RTFA, people. These guys HAD NOTHING TO DO with the Captain Phillips incident. The ship at that time had no security guards, which is why the piracy thing went down. These guys were ex-SEALs serving as private security guards on the ship long after the movie events. They were no doubt bored out of their minds (there hasn't been a successful pirate attack off Somalia in two years), and you already know they're thrill-seekers, because SEALs, and they underestimated their heroin-using abilities. In their defense, they were drunk at the time.


I'd be very surprised if they hadn't been doing h for a long time before this, unless the prostitutes shot them up and then boned out when they croaked. People don't shoot up unless someone talks them into it and shows them how. People very rarely start using opiates with heroin. And people very rarely inject heroin on the first use.

They probably just got some really pure smack straight from Afghanistan. I imagine it's a very nice death.
 
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