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(WTKR)   Python swallows crocodile whole, will spend next four months compiling   (wtkr.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-06 11:02:46 AM
4 votes:
python -c "import crocodile"
2014-03-06 10:07:58 AM
4 votes:

Fubini: Python is interpreted :\


You forgot to indent
2014-03-06 05:52:05 PM
2 votes:

haemaker: hammettman: What a croc of shiat.

Well...in a few hours.


*muah* Good night, everybody!
2014-03-06 04:27:08 PM
2 votes:

ZAZ: These days anything except C++ should compile quickly.

C++ and the compiler we worked on that had exponential worst case running time in the instruction scheduler, but we could blame the system architect for that.


imgs.xkcd.com
2014-03-07 02:22:32 AM
1 votes:
That was like watching your mom making twenty bucks at a truck stop.
2014-03-06 06:59:24 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Ouch!
2014-03-06 06:17:44 PM
1 votes:
crappy output though...
2014-03-06 04:53:06 PM
1 votes:
#!/usr/bin/env python
from time import sleep
from sys import stdout
str1 = "compiling"
str2 = "compiling."
str3 = "compiling.."
str4 = "compiling..."
str5 = "compiling   "
current_msg = str1
print "Crocodile Imported Successfully!"
stdout.write("\r"+str1)
stdout.flush()
for i in range(1,2629740):
    stdout.write("\r"+str2)
    stdout.flush()
    sleep(1)
    stdout.write("\r"+str3)
    stdout.flush()
    sleep(1)
    stdout.write("\r"+str4)
    stdout.flush()
    sleep(1)
    stdout.write("\r"+str5)
    stdout.flush()
    sleep(1)
2014-03-06 02:58:56 PM
1 votes:
www.mediabistro.com

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