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(The Smoking Gun)   Man attacks sister after she complains that he leaves the toilet seat up. Cops tell him to put a lid on it   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-06 11:09:08 AM  
2 votes:
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"Put the seat down, man. It'd be a lot Kohler if you did."
2014-03-06 01:27:21 PM  
1 votes:

Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.


Wait how are you going to shiat? Stamp it down the shower drain?
2014-03-06 12:52:52 PM  
1 votes:

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.


Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.
2014-03-06 12:22:43 PM  
1 votes:
"The toilet seat is down! Whatever will I do?" Said no man ever
2014-03-06 12:04:26 PM  
1 votes:
Know what I love? Giving my chicks a hard time when they leave the lid up. And they ALL do it. I look in the bathroom, and if the lid is up, I walk over to them like their dad used to, and say "Can you come with me for a minute?" It's so damn funny. They get this look of apprehension. So we go to the bathroom within sight of the toilet and I say "See the lid?" She goes "Yeah." Then I go "The lid belongs DOWN. Please don't make me have to ask you again. It's simple hygiene, and it's disgusting when you leave it up." They about have a sh*tfit because of all the years they've been complaining about the seat being up, and now they have to face something even more ridiculous than their own sexist self. It ROCKS.

/CSB like a motherf*cker
2014-03-06 12:02:16 PM  
1 votes:

umad: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.


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2014-03-06 11:46:10 AM  
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2014-03-06 11:30:52 AM  
1 votes:
Get one of these. The seat/lid will nevermore be an issue.

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I bet Asians don't have to deal with these stupid arguments.
2014-03-06 11:30:49 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-06 11:27:36 AM  
1 votes:

umad: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.


Exactly this. They're not quite smart enough to figure out how to put the toilet seat down themselves. Maybe if it had a frying pan handle attached to it.....?
2014-03-06 11:11:15 AM  
1 votes:
stpauler
Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.


Hate padded toilet seats. It's like taking a crap on the couch.
 
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