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(The Smoking Gun)   Man attacks sister after she complains that he leaves the toilet seat up. Cops tell him to put a lid on it   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 20
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2014-03-06 12:52:52 PM  
2 votes:

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.


Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.
2014-03-06 12:26:27 PM  
2 votes:
THE PROPER WAY IS BOTH LIDS DOWN !

that is why there is two lids
2014-03-06 11:22:37 AM  
2 votes:
It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.
2014-03-06 11:14:38 AM  
2 votes:
I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?
2014-03-06 03:52:35 PM  
1 votes:
Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.
2014-03-06 01:00:41 PM  
1 votes:

gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.


I think the point here is that, despite a few exceptions, most adults don't need to be lectured on how to use the bathroom, and to do so to a guest is patronizing and insulting.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 12:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

umad: gja: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose

Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess? God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. THE HORROR!!!


"God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. " God forbid you behave in a civilized manner and use a toilet, I don't know, maybe the way it was intended? Seated. That's why it has a seat. Wanna stand? Go use a farking urinal.

"Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess?" Sure, you offering? Wait until chili night at my place. Hot enough to burn porcelain.

Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.
Farking civilization, how does it work? Try being clean.
If you are so insecure in your 'manliness' that you need to stand while peeing then you have issues.
2014-03-06 12:42:54 PM  
1 votes:

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


It is because women are groomed to think the world revolves around them.

A woman will assume the toilet seat is down and sit down without looking.  They also sit in car seats without looking for some reason.   They just assume there can not possibly be anything in the seat.

A man isn't going to assume the seat is down, unless he is drunk.


It makes no sense why a woman biatches.  What if the previous person put the lid down?  They still wouldn't be able to pee.   They should always check.

The worst women are from households where there are a large ratio of women to men, or the man is neutered into sitting down like a biatch to pee, so that he never has
to deal with the harpies coming after him.

I had a woman sit on something on a seat in my car.   The hens blamed me.  "It is not her fault.  It is yours.  You should have known she was going to sit down without looking."

I shiat you not.
2014-03-06 12:04:26 PM  
1 votes:
Know what I love? Giving my chicks a hard time when they leave the lid up. And they ALL do it. I look in the bathroom, and if the lid is up, I walk over to them like their dad used to, and say "Can you come with me for a minute?" It's so damn funny. They get this look of apprehension. So we go to the bathroom within sight of the toilet and I say "See the lid?" She goes "Yeah." Then I go "The lid belongs DOWN. Please don't make me have to ask you again. It's simple hygiene, and it's disgusting when you leave it up." They about have a sh*tfit because of all the years they've been complaining about the seat being up, and now they have to face something even more ridiculous than their own sexist self. It ROCKS.

/CSB like a motherf*cker
2014-03-06 11:57:41 AM  
1 votes:
I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.
2014-03-06 11:56:15 AM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


This is why i use the whole toilet seat things a measure of sanity and how well a relationship will work. No complaints about it being up she sees you as an equal. Complaints about it being up she wants a servant and sees you as such, so i move on.
2014-03-06 11:52:43 AM  
1 votes:
I loved this album.

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2014-03-06 11:23:57 AM  
1 votes:
If men can lift up the seat then women can put down the seat.
Before you rant about a closed lid prevent fecal matters from escaping when you flush.
Myths Buster proved that it make no difference whether the lid was opened or closed, the same amount of shiats matters in the air is the same.
2014-03-06 11:22:36 AM  
1 votes:

Omis: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Unless you think standing is "easier". None of it (sitting, standing, lifting or lowering a seat) is really difficult of course, which is my general point. But some women turn it into WWIII for some reason.
2014-03-06 11:19:59 AM  
1 votes:

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


Pretty much my thoughts on the subject. Although having been in a few relationships where the S.O. would complain about me leaving the seat up, I've just gotten into the habit of putting the seat and the lid down. The ones that complained about the lid also being down, I knew then were petty biatches and the ones who didn't I knew were not.
2014-03-06 11:17:34 AM  
1 votes:

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.
2014-03-06 11:16:13 AM  
1 votes:

BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.


Women manage to piss on the underside of the seat. I don't understand how but I know it to be true. I'm ok with cleaning the bathroom if she will just acknowledge that she is every bit as nasty as I am in the bathroom if not more.
2014-03-06 11:15:48 AM  
1 votes:
She's lucky he lifts the seat up at all. Judging by the toilets at work, a lot of guys just like pissing over the seat.
2014-03-06 09:56:28 AM  
1 votes:
Has she ever given one thought to not leaving it down?
2014-03-06 09:39:50 AM  
1 votes:
Dude, just don't lift it in the first place.  Problem solved.
 
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