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(The Smoking Gun)   Man attacks sister after she complains that he leaves the toilet seat up. Cops tell him to put a lid on it   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 150
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2014-03-06 09:39:50 AM  
Dude, just don't lift it in the first place.  Problem solved.
 
2014-03-06 09:56:28 AM  
Has she ever given one thought to not leaving it down?
 
2014-03-06 10:14:41 AM  
Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.


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2014-03-06 10:41:21 AM  
What a pisser.

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2014-03-06 11:07:17 AM  

stpauler: Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.


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cawk catcher
 
2014-03-06 11:08:19 AM  
Put a lid on it? What's that you say?
 
2014-03-06 11:09:08 AM  
www.agencynewbusiness.com

"Put the seat down, man. It'd be a lot Kohler if you did."
 
2014-03-06 11:10:46 AM  
We've all been there.
 
2014-03-06 11:10:59 AM  
Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.
 
2014-03-06 11:11:15 AM  
stpauler
Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.


Hate padded toilet seats. It's like taking a crap on the couch.
 
2014-03-06 11:13:21 AM  
I'd rather my husband lift it and leave it up than piss on the damn seat...
 
2014-03-06 11:14:09 AM  
Man attacks sister after she complains that he leaves the toilet seat up. Cops tell him to put a lid on it

-made me laugh
 
gja
2014-03-06 11:14:37 AM  

ga362: stpauler
Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.

Hate padded toilet seats. It's like taking a crap on the couch.


LOL. Effing awesome analogy. Please allow me to recycle that one in the future.
 
2014-03-06 11:14:38 AM  
I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?
 
2014-03-06 11:15:48 AM  
She's lucky he lifts the seat up at all. Judging by the toilets at work, a lot of guys just like pissing over the seat.
 
2014-03-06 11:16:13 AM  

BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.


Women manage to piss on the underside of the seat. I don't understand how but I know it to be true. I'm ok with cleaning the bathroom if she will just acknowledge that she is every bit as nasty as I am in the bathroom if not more.
 
2014-03-06 11:17:19 AM  

ga362: stpauler
Carpet the toilet like my grandma did, the seat never stays up now matter what.

Hate padded toilet seats. It's like taking a crap on the couch.


i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-06 11:17:34 AM  

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.
 
2014-03-06 11:19:59 AM  

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


Pretty much my thoughts on the subject. Although having been in a few relationships where the S.O. would complain about me leaving the seat up, I've just gotten into the habit of putting the seat and the lid down. The ones that complained about the lid also being down, I knew then were petty biatches and the ones who didn't I knew were not.
 
2014-03-06 11:21:06 AM  

Omis: Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Oh, now you did it.

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2014-03-06 11:22:33 AM  

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.


Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.
 
2014-03-06 11:22:36 AM  

Omis: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Unless you think standing is "easier". None of it (sitting, standing, lifting or lowering a seat) is really difficult of course, which is my general point. But some women turn it into WWIII for some reason.
 
2014-03-06 11:22:37 AM  
It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.
 
2014-03-06 11:23:14 AM  

Omis: Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


I do this at work, why rush in and out when I'm getting paid to sit and piss.
 
gja
2014-03-06 11:23:41 AM  
I never have to lift the seat. I always wait until I have to "run production for both lines" as it were.
So I sit down. Sometimes with the finance page or forex numbers. I leave both cells in my office because it is the only time I get to not be bothered. Also, do not try to talk to me during this function.
If you are above me in the org I will politely say "not now please, bad time".
If you're my equal "STFU".
If you work for me "STFU, GTFO or you're fired"

Seriously. Some toilet etiquette for pity's sake.
 
2014-03-06 11:23:57 AM  
If men can lift up the seat then women can put down the seat.
Before you rant about a closed lid prevent fecal matters from escaping when you flush.
Myths Buster proved that it make no difference whether the lid was opened or closed, the same amount of shiats matters in the air is the same.
 
2014-03-06 11:24:11 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.


So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?
 
2014-03-06 11:24:55 AM  

danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?


It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...
 
2014-03-06 11:26:23 AM  
I never understood this.

I look before I go to the bathroom. If the seat's down I lift it up. Same goes for the lid.

Can't females do the same? simply look before you sit?
 
2014-03-06 11:26:30 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


It also means that it takes two seconds to put the toilet in the condition you want it in. Christ, it is just a farking toilet seat. Put it down yourself if that is where you farking want it.
 
2014-03-06 11:26:31 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


What if the women got done cleaning the toliet and left the seat up so it was in fact in the last place that the women left it.
 
gja
2014-03-06 11:27:28 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.


This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose
 
2014-03-06 11:27:36 AM  

umad: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.


Exactly this. They're not quite smart enough to figure out how to put the toilet seat down themselves. Maybe if it had a frying pan handle attached to it.....?
 
2014-03-06 11:30:06 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


I disagree with your assertion that a man has "part" here...above and beyond aiming well of course. As you said, it only takes two seconds...so why not just lower the damn thing before you sit?

To be honest, I try to lower it every time, but sometimes I forget. On those occasions, I don't need a lecture about it from someone that can't look before they sit down.
 
2014-03-06 11:30:27 AM  
I just put the seat down, do my business, wash my hands, and leave. I've also not understood why women need to biatch about it.
 
2014-03-06 11:30:29 AM  

gja: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose


Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess? God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. THE HORROR!!!
 
2014-03-06 11:30:49 AM  
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2014-03-06 11:30:52 AM  
Get one of these. The seat/lid will nevermore be an issue.

www.talesfromanexpat.com

I bet Asians don't have to deal with these stupid arguments.
 
2014-03-06 11:31:28 AM  

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Am I missing something?


It's all about the trade off.  You hand in your man card and you spend the rest of your life peeing sitting down, or you fight it?  Of course there are legit times for a male to sit and pee.  At 4 am you wake up to piss, sitting is fine, you're tired.  You are so wasted that standing isn't an option.  Or you could just tell to woman that you'll put the seat down when you're done.  Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.
 
2014-03-06 11:32:45 AM  
I always close the lid to piss off everyone
 
2014-03-06 11:33:53 AM  

umad: gja: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose

Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess? God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. THE HORROR!!!


What if some sick @sshole left a turd in the toilet and then you had to leave another one?... now what?
Does the "return the toilet to the condition you found it in " apply?  :/
 
2014-03-06 11:38:52 AM  
Puting the seat down is a common courtesy.  However ladies, you don't need to go bait shiat about it when it doesn't happen.
 
2014-03-06 11:39:12 AM  

Omis: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Approves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc&feature=kp
 
2014-03-06 11:39:55 AM  

Summoner101: I always close the lid to piss off everyone


I started doing that after I moved in with my GF*

One thing I won't get, though, is the "fall in" argument. Somehow girls and women can magically fall in the toilet but guys never do (or use that argument?). Two things: turn the f*cking light on and make sure the seat is down. Speaking for myself, the number of times where I've *had* to go 2 versus 1 leans toward the former, so timeliness isn't an argument as far as I can tell either.

*the pettiness satisfies me
 
2014-03-06 11:42:11 AM  
Oh I forget to point at that when I'm at work and I go to the bathroom (single) and the person before me destroys the place I always leave the seat up incase that if someone is going in right after me they know it wasn't me that killed the place.
 
2014-03-06 11:44:04 AM  

LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-06 11:46:10 AM  
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2014-03-06 11:48:41 AM  

TNel: Oh I forget to point at that when I'm at work and I go to the bathroom (single) and the person before me destroys the place I always leave the seat up incase that if someone is going in right after me they know it wasn't me that killed the place.


It's clear you've thought a lot about this.
 
2014-03-06 11:50:44 AM  

BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.


I usually remember to put it down, but even when I forget, my wife has no problem looking before she sits. My wife is really cool...

Leaving the seat up is better than the alternative. Being a father, nothing has pissed me off over the years more than taking a poor kid in the bathroom somewhere where they are about to burst, and some asshole has pissed all over the seat because they haven't been taught the basic concept of being considerate of others, and they think that break in the front gives them super accurate aim or something. It's really fun to have to completely clean up the toilet while a 3 year old is doing the pee pee dance like they're having a Gran Mal seizure...
 
2014-03-06 11:52:43 AM  
I loved this album.

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2014-03-06 11:53:22 AM  

BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.


The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?
 
2014-03-06 11:53:35 AM  
Omis:

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.

The ONLY way to go when it's 2 am... Fark that trying to stand up when I'm half asleep crap, I'll admit to it, right here and now. Leave the light off, stumble in and sit down. Get back up and go right back to sleep. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-06 11:54:15 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

[www.quickmeme.com image 240x260]


You don't wash your hands after using the bathroom?  And you think 'everytime' is a word?  I'm too lazy to google it for you.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:11 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

[www.quickmeme.com image 240x260]


When I travelled to Italy a few years ago, just about everyone washed thier hands after going to the bathroom. I guess it was considered rude, or something not too.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:15 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


This is why i use the whole toilet seat things a measure of sanity and how well a relationship will work. No complaints about it being up she sees you as an equal. Complaints about it being up she wants a servant and sees you as such, so i move on.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:57 AM  

dbrunker: I loved this album.

[img.fark.net image 500x495]


What's that you say?

/agreed
 
2014-03-06 11:57:41 AM  
I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.
 
2014-03-06 11:59:12 AM  
Well these things will happen.
 
2014-03-06 11:59:27 AM  
The only rule in our home is never put the lid down.
No one likes to wipe off the little butt-hole pucker.
 
2014-03-06 12:00:42 PM  

Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.


Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)
 
2014-03-06 12:01:21 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: It's clear you've thought a lot about this.


When you work with a lot of girls you don't want to be the one labeled as the killer of bathrooms or have them complain about how the guys are the ones making the bathrooms smell bad.
 
2014-03-06 12:02:16 PM  

umad: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 12:03:29 PM  
It doesn't matter if you're male or female.  If you drop trou and put your naked butt anywhere without looking first, you deserve whatever is coming to you.
 
2014-03-06 12:04:26 PM  
Know what I love? Giving my chicks a hard time when they leave the lid up. And they ALL do it. I look in the bathroom, and if the lid is up, I walk over to them like their dad used to, and say "Can you come with me for a minute?" It's so damn funny. They get this look of apprehension. So we go to the bathroom within sight of the toilet and I say "See the lid?" She goes "Yeah." Then I go "The lid belongs DOWN. Please don't make me have to ask you again. It's simple hygiene, and it's disgusting when you leave it up." They about have a sh*tfit because of all the years they've been complaining about the seat being up, and now they have to face something even more ridiculous than their own sexist self. It ROCKS.

/CSB like a motherf*cker
 
2014-03-06 12:05:57 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if you're male or female.  If you drop trou and put your naked butt anywhere without looking first, you deserve whatever is coming to you.


That's what I tell my wfie before the surprise butt secks.  The key is to be quick and surprise her -  Blammo!
 
2014-03-06 12:06:16 PM  

Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?


So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.
 
2014-03-06 12:06:55 PM  
We have a dog so the seat is naturally down to keep him from lapping up whatever is in there.
 
2014-03-06 12:07:19 PM  
One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.
 
2014-03-06 12:08:51 PM  

Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.


You really think that after all the years that this happened BEFORE you started doing this that you're suddenly going to get sick all of the sudden? If it didn't happen before, it's not like you're suddenly going to be sick tomorrow.
 
2014-03-06 12:11:35 PM  
Personally I think that it shouldn't matter.  And the excuse of "well what if I have to pee really badly and the seat is up? I might fall in!" is weak because the same goes for guys who have to take a shiat really badly.  If we don't look to see if the seat is down we almost fall in too.  Trust me I've done it a number of times.

But then again I'm a guy and whatever I say about the matter is irrelevant anyways right ladies?

/Not bitter.
//Not all.
 
2014-03-06 12:11:41 PM  
Put a remote with it and men will use it. Problem solved !
st.houzz.com
 
2014-03-06 12:12:58 PM  

Onkel Buck:


Broads are dumb and weak
 
2014-03-06 12:16:38 PM  

Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.


Why is that so hard to believe?  I just gave you several valid reasons.
 
2014-03-06 12:17:01 PM  

Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.


That was dumb attempt at womynsplaining, or just trying to pile on to an irrational choice with lots of justification
 
2014-03-06 12:18:38 PM  

menschenfresser: One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.


Lest we forget all the cocksucking

That's the point, right?.
 
2014-03-06 12:19:23 PM  
I always shut the lid on the toilet after use, mostly so the cat doesn't use it as a drinking fountain.
That way everyone always has to lift up (either just the lid, or the lid and seat) each time you use the toilet.
And I can complain if my girlfriend forgets to CLOSE THE FARKING TOILET LID!
 
2014-03-06 12:22:43 PM  
"The toilet seat is down! Whatever will I do?" Said no man ever
 
2014-03-06 12:26:27 PM  
THE PROPER WAY IS BOTH LIDS DOWN !

that is why there is two lids
 
2014-03-06 12:26:32 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.

Why is that so hard to believe?  I just gave you several valid reasons.


You didn't give jack SHIAT in the way of actual examples of all of these sainted women who supposedly bother to put the lid down as well.
 
2014-03-06 12:29:54 PM  

thamike: menschenfresser: One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.

Lest we forget all the cocksucking

That's the point, right?.


Now that you mention it, I've noticed that most dudes don't seem to mind getting their knob polished, either.
 
2014-03-06 12:30:36 PM  

Fano: "The toilet seat is down! Whatever will I do?" Said no man ever


Maybe we should start. Or we should act like women and stupidly use the seat in whatever configuration it is in when we enter the bathroom. Women might finally STFU about this ridiculous argument after we start leaving logs on the lid and piss all over the seat for them to deal with. If they don't want us shiatting on the lid then they should have left it up when they were done.
 
2014-03-06 12:31:20 PM  

Omis: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Only if you want to be known as a seitzplinker!
 
2014-03-06 12:32:51 PM  
My pet peeve is the the woman will close the door to the oven about half way, then let go  WHOMP !.

I have continually complained about this, and only bad things can result from this..... but no change.

Its almost like there is a 'don't step on a crack of break your mothers back" thing going on.
 
2014-03-06 12:38:37 PM  
23 and 24-years-old and still living at home?  I think it's time for the parents to tell them to GTFO.
 
2014-03-06 12:42:54 PM  

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


It is because women are groomed to think the world revolves around them.

A woman will assume the toilet seat is down and sit down without looking.  They also sit in car seats without looking for some reason.   They just assume there can not possibly be anything in the seat.

A man isn't going to assume the seat is down, unless he is drunk.


It makes no sense why a woman biatches.  What if the previous person put the lid down?  They still wouldn't be able to pee.   They should always check.

The worst women are from households where there are a large ratio of women to men, or the man is neutered into sitting down like a biatch to pee, so that he never has
to deal with the harpies coming after him.

I had a woman sit on something on a seat in my car.   The hens blamed me.  "It is not her fault.  It is yours.  You should have known she was going to sit down without looking."

I shiat you not.
 
2014-03-06 12:44:52 PM  
so, the complaint is that you accidentally fall in when we leave the seat up.
do you routinely just sit and start pissing when the lid is down too?

step 1: look at condition of toilet
step 2: if not configured for your current needs, reconfigure

this should be common sense, not something that is passed off on only 1 sex.
 
2014-03-06 12:47:47 PM  

Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?


You are confusing "putting the toilet seat down" with "putting the lid down"

Women complain about the seat, simply because they will not look to put the seat down, then their ass falls in.
 
gja
2014-03-06 12:49:13 PM  

umad: gja: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose

Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess? God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. THE HORROR!!!


"God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. " God forbid you behave in a civilized manner and use a toilet, I don't know, maybe the way it was intended? Seated. That's why it has a seat. Wanna stand? Go use a farking urinal.

"Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess?" Sure, you offering? Wait until chili night at my place. Hot enough to burn porcelain.

Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.
Farking civilization, how does it work? Try being clean.
If you are so insecure in your 'manliness' that you need to stand while peeing then you have issues.
 
2014-03-06 12:49:27 PM  
The person who cleans the bathroom sets the bathroom rules. 'Doh'
 
2014-03-06 12:50:21 PM  
I just need to know the etiquette for this situation.

cdn.coolweirdo.com
 
2014-03-06 12:52:52 PM  

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.


Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.
 
gja
2014-03-06 12:57:15 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.


Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.
 
2014-03-06 01:00:16 PM  

gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.


What small kid is tall enough to piss in the sink?
 
2014-03-06 01:00:41 PM  

gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.


I think the point here is that, despite a few exceptions, most adults don't need to be lectured on how to use the bathroom, and to do so to a guest is patronizing and insulting.
 
2014-03-06 01:01:31 PM  

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.


And I will

The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.


If he reminds me to sit while I pee, I'm leaving him an upper decker.
 
2014-03-06 01:02:49 PM  

Mikey1969: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

You really think that after all the years that this happened BEFORE you started doing this that you're suddenly going to get sick all of the sudden? If it didn't happen before, it's not like you're suddenly going to be sick tomorrow.


Well, no, but not doing it now seems like I might as well jam my toothbrush up my butt before I use it.  Damn you Mythbusters.
 
2014-03-06 01:06:44 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)


Open H2O2 becomes H2O in a hurry, that's why it's such a good de-bugger... It's alkaline until the oxygen boils off, then it's just water. You can save the money and put a cap on your brush.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:08:42 PM  

buckler: gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.

I think the point here is that, despite a few exceptions, most adults don't need to be lectured on how to use the bathroom, and to do so to a guest is patronizing and insulting.


Given the proclivity of my friends to imbibe profusely it is often necessary to remind them of the 'house rules".

umad: If he reminds me to sit while I pee, I'm leaving him an upper decker.


No problemo. I will clean it after you are done. With your coat or shirt. Easy peasy.
 
2014-03-06 01:09:40 PM  

Mikeyworld: cowgirl toffee: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)

Open H2O2 becomes H2O in a hurry, that's why it's such a good de-bugger... It's alkaline until the oxygen boils off, then it's just water. You can save the money and put a cap on your brush.


I keep replacing the H2O2. Its cheap.  :)
 
2014-03-06 01:12:21 PM  
Up/Down is still a thing?

Who the fark cares? Adults can make the necessary adjustments they require to utilize a toilet. If you biatch about seat up, seat down, lid up, lid down perhaps you should live alone. Forever.
 
2014-03-06 01:13:29 PM  

gja: Given the proclivity of my friends to imbibe profusely it is often necessary to remind them of the 'house rules".


Okay. I can see "drunk" as a special case, but hopefully not your sober guests.
 
2014-03-06 01:14:02 PM  

gja: No problemo. I will clean it after you are done. With your coat or shirt. Easy peasy.


And how are you getting his shirt from him if he is wearing it?
 
2014-03-06 01:14:50 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Mikeyworld: cowgirl toffee: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)

Open H2O2 becomes H2O in a hurry, that's why it's such a good de-bugger... It's alkaline until the oxygen boils off, then it's just water. You can save the money and put a cap on your brush.

I keep replacing the H2O2. Its cheap.  :)


However, watching it fizz is both interesting and terrifying.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:18:42 PM  

TNel: gja: No problemo. I will clean it after you are done. With your coat or shirt. Easy peasy.

And how are you getting his shirt from him if he is wearing it?


Think. It'll come to you.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:20:18 PM  

buckler: gja: Given the proclivity of my friends to imbibe profusely it is often necessary to remind them of the 'house rules".

Okay. I can see "drunk" as a special case, but hopefully not your sober guests.


"Drunk" is nearly a given state at my shindigs. And no cheap crap kept on stock here. It's all good stuff, all the time.
There have been poems written about some of my parties.
 
2014-03-06 01:23:21 PM  
I just piss off the balcony problem solved. Old Mrs. Mcgillicutty below me cant figure out why her flowers always die
 
2014-03-06 01:24:30 PM  

gja: Think. It'll come to you.


You are going to have sex with him and as he's passed out from climaxing you will then get the shirt.

www.automizeit.com
 
2014-03-06 01:25:38 PM  

I'm just asking questions: Get one of these. The seat/lid will nevermore be an issue.

[www.talesfromanexpat.com image 360x360]

I bet Asians don't have to deal with these stupid arguments.


Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.


Link
 
2014-03-06 01:26:44 PM  
This should solve it. Barny
 
2014-03-06 01:27:21 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.


Wait how are you going to shiat? Stamp it down the shower drain?
 
2014-03-06 01:29:47 PM  

LeroyBourne: thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

[www.quickmeme.com image 240x260]

You don't wash your hands after using the bathroom?  And you think 'everytime' is a word?  I'm too lazy to google it for you.


Where did I write that "every time" is a word? I simply bolded what you wrote.

Danger Mouse: thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

[www.quickmeme.com image 240x260]

When I travelled to Italy a few years ago, just about everyone washed thier hands after going to the bathroom. I guess it was considered rude, or something not too.


IT WAS A JOKE. Yeesh, both of you.
 
2014-03-06 01:32:22 PM  

TNel: Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.

Wait how are you going to shiat? Stamp it down the shower drain?



There will still be a proper toilet as well, you silly person.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:32:29 PM  

TNel: gja: Think. It'll come to you.

You are going to have sex with him and as he's passed out from climaxing you will then get the shirt.

[www.automizeit.com image 328x240]


Cute. But overtly silly.
/hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar
 
2014-03-06 01:36:27 PM  

gja: TNel: gja: Think. It'll come to you.

You are going to have sex with him and as he's passed out from climaxing you will then get the shirt.

[www.automizeit.com image 328x240]

Cute. But overtly silly.
/hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar


Assault with a deadly weapon seems like overkill for a messy house guest. And you don't quite seem to understand what an "upper-decker" is (as previously referenced). Hint, you're not cleaning it up with paper towels or a shirt.
 
2014-03-06 01:37:52 PM  

gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar


At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.
 
2014-03-06 01:38:48 PM  
Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.

Ok $300 plus parts to run a new water line and tap into the drain and fix the wall so $350.  It will take you atleast 6-7 years to pay that thing off.  Better to get a low flow toliet or one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/BlueSource-HYR460-Toilet-Converter-MJSI/dp/B00 5F PNGWO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394131090&sr=8-1&keywords=dual+flush
 
2014-03-06 01:39:06 PM  

new_york_monty: Hint, you're not cleaning it up with paper towels or a shirt.


Or finding it any time soon.
 
2014-03-06 01:39:51 PM  

TNel: Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.

Ok $300 plus parts to run a new water line and tap into the drain and fix the wall so $350.  It will take you atleast 6-7 years to pay that thing off.  Better to get a low flow toliet or one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/BlueSource-HYR460-Toilet-Converter-MJSI/dp/B00 5F PNGWO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394131090&sr=8-1&keywords=dual+flush


For the love of god, no water line.  Go ahead mock me I'm smacking myselfl also.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:41:17 PM  

new_york_monty: gja: TNel: gja: Think. It'll come to you.

You are going to have sex with him and as he's passed out from climaxing you will then get the shirt.

[www.automizeit.com image 328x240]

Cute. But overtly silly.
/hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

Assault with a deadly weapon seems like overkill for a messy house guest. And you don't quite seem to understand what an "upper-decker" is (as previously referenced). Hint, you're not cleaning it up with paper towels or a shirt.


Well, given most at my get-togethers tend to be retired mil, most do not quite understand the goings-on.
Who said anything about assault? Don't be so sensitive. Or at least don't presume to know the audience.
Only thing that ever got hurt at one of my parties was some feelings, and maybe a hair or 2 of pride.
 
gja
2014-03-06 01:42:29 PM  

umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.


Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.
 
2014-03-06 01:49:19 PM  

Onkel Buck: I just piss off the balcony problem solved. Old Mrs. Mcgillicutty below me cant figure out why her flowers always die


I planted some pot in the backyard once, and my housemate pissed on the sprouts nightly until they died, because he was in nursing training, and didn't want to blow his license. Bad call on my part, but I was young and stupid.
 
2014-03-06 01:58:42 PM  
As a matter of habit I put both lids down. No complaints from the wife about having to open one.

Also, what is it with people and not looking? Male or female, I can't fathom someone partially disrobing/exposing themselves without knowing where the hell their junk is going even in their own home.
 
2014-03-06 01:58:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 02:02:24 PM  

TNel: Mr.Hawk: Getting one when I remodel this year. Will save 1,000's of gallons over one year.

Ok $300 plus parts to run a new water line and tap into the drain and fix the wall so $350.  It will take you atleast 6-7 years to pay that thing off.  Better to get a low flow toliet or one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/BlueSource-HYR460-Toilet-Converter-MJSI/dp/B00 5F PNGWO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394131090&sr=8-1&keywords=dual+flush



iat is a major remodel (new tile, new shower, new standing tub), so why not!
 
2014-03-06 02:07:57 PM  

gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.


www.contraditorium.com

/so very scared
 
gja
2014-03-06 02:11:10 PM  

umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared


Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.
 
2014-03-06 02:19:00 PM  

gja: umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared

Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.


It doesn't need to be a threat to a specific person to call out ITG. You clearly referenced using your kabar.
 
2014-03-06 02:22:11 PM  
Omis:

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.

And get my wiener wet??
 
gja
2014-03-06 02:32:27 PM  

redmid17: gja: umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared

Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.

It doesn't need to be a threat to a specific person to call out ITG. You clearly referenced using your kabar.


Never specified what I would do with it. Might just bop you on the knuckles with the handle.
/with the blockheads i grew up with anything short of a bat is about the same as shouting at someone, all things are relative
 
2014-03-06 02:36:45 PM  

gja: redmid17: gja: umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared

Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.

It doesn't need to be a threat to a specific person to call out ITG. You clearly referenced using your kabar.

Never specified what I would do with it. Might just bop you on the knuckles with the handle.
/with the blockheads i grew up with anything short of a bat is about the same as shouting at someone, all things are relative


You said you would cut the person's shirt off.

gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

Maybe you and I have different definition "never specified"
 
gja
2014-03-06 02:45:58 PM  

redmid17: gja: redmid17: gja: umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared

Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.

It doesn't need to be a threat to a specific person to call out ITG. You clearly referenced using your kabar.

Never specified what I would do with it. Might just bop you on the knuckles with the handle.
/with the blockheads i grew up with anything short of a bat is about the same as shouting at someone, all things are relative

You said you would cut the person's shirt off.

gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

Maybe you and I have different definition "never specified"


By my door:
www.kabar.com

/yes, it is a kabar product
//have had it since my ACL reconstruction
///removes shirts and bras with astounding speed and ease (some skill required)
////who said 'knife'?
//the handle hurts across your knuckles, there is a drinking game played to that.
 
2014-03-06 02:52:06 PM  

gja: redmid17: gja: redmid17: gja: umad: gja: umad: gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

At which point I will laugh in your face and walk out the door. You are all talk anyway. Just like with the toilet seat, you will just biatch and whine about the situation, while making no effort on your part to change it.

Sure. Whatever makes you happy, kid.

[www.contraditorium.com image 238x350]

/so very scared

Laughable and pathetic. Never said anything to you. No threat=No ITG.
You would not fit in with my generation and group. And it is clear you would not understand the why we are the way we are.

It doesn't need to be a threat to a specific person to call out ITG. You clearly referenced using your kabar.

Never specified what I would do with it. Might just bop you on the knuckles with the handle.
/with the blockheads i grew up with anything short of a bat is about the same as shouting at someone, all things are relative

You said you would cut the person's shirt off.

gja: /hint, i will usually give the option of "me, with your shirt or you with paper towels" act like an asshole and i remove said shirt with my issue kabar

Maybe you and I have different definition "never specified"

By my door:
[www.kabar.com image 621x189]

/yes, it is a kabar product
//have had it since my ACL reconstruction
///removes shirts and bras with astounding speed and ease (some skill required)
////who said 'knife'?
//the handle hurts across your knuckles, there is a drinking game played to that.


My apologies. I assume it was a kabar knife, since that is their most well-known product. Either way it still reeks of ITG
 
2014-03-06 02:58:45 PM  

redmid17: My apologies. I assume it was a kabar knife, since that is their most well-known product.


He doesn't need a stinking knife since he's such a badass.
 
gja
2014-03-06 02:58:59 PM  

redmid17: My apologies. I assume it was a kabar knife, since that is their most well-known product. Either way it still reeks of ITG


I am not a TG, my buds however.....
I have my hands full keeping order at times.

CSB
I got my ortho to write that piece as a script because it was metal and could be cut to size.
Insurance covered it. So now I have home security since the knee long since healed.
Also, formal black color looks nice with suits at the office. No fugly wood unit.
 
gja
2014-03-06 03:02:18 PM  

umad: redmid17: My apologies. I assume it was a kabar knife, since that is their most well-known product.

He doesn't need a stinking knife since he's such a badass.


snark/
Thas righ! I r a badazz. youz 'memberz dat foo.
/snark

I can take care of myself. Past that is my business alone. Do not assume.
 
2014-03-06 03:10:38 PM  

gja: I can take care of myself. Past that is my business alone. Do not assume.


lol

But we're wrong to call you an ITG.
 
2014-03-06 03:27:04 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Up/Down is still a thing?
Who the fark cares? Adults can make the necessary adjustments they require to utilize a toilet. If you biatch about seat up, seat down, lid up, lid down perhaps you should live alone. Forever.


If moving a toilet lid around is too much for somebody, maybe they could just get an outhouse with no seat on it. I'd suggest a five-gallon bucket with a seat on it (so you don't have to go outside when it's cold), but there's still that pesky lid. Gosh, modern life is so complicated.

How about a chamber pot, then? No, I don't know where you dump it. I just use a flushing toilet, myself. Seat up, seat down, doesn't matter--I have mastered the complexities of a pottie.
 
gja
2014-03-06 03:40:38 PM  

umad: gja: I can take care of myself. Past that is my business alone. Do not assume.

lol

But we're wrong to call you an ITG.


Yes, yes you are. Did I say I would kick anyones butt or anything of that ilk? No. I did not.

But please, do go on. This line of discussion is pushing back the boredom <yawn>.
 
2014-03-06 03:52:35 PM  
Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.
 
gja
2014-03-06 03:54:49 PM  

Buttknuckle: Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.


I read that somewhere as well. The results were revolting.
I close the lid because....pets.
 
2014-03-06 04:11:55 PM  

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.


How do you keep your urine from splashing.

I guess you lift the seat, and drop your private parts under the water?
 
2014-03-06 04:16:31 PM  

gja: Buttknuckle: Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.

I read that somewhere as well. The results were revolting.
I close the lid because....pets.


You have heathen pets.  They don't know they can get water next to the food bowl?
 
gja
2014-03-06 04:17:01 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.

How do you keep your urine from splashing.

I guess you lift the seat, and drop your private parts under the water?


Splashes inside the toilet go away with each flush. The word DUH comes to mind for asking that.
 
2014-03-06 04:20:03 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.

How do you keep your urine from splashing.

I guess you lift the seat, and drop your private parts under the water?


Catheters are the way to go.  All you have to do is change a bag.  No mess, no fuss.
 
gja
2014-03-06 04:25:15 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: gja: Buttknuckle: Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.

I read that somewhere as well. The results were revolting.
I close the lid because....pets.

You have heathen pets.  They don't know they can get water next to the food bowl?


I have curious pets, yes. The terrier once came to me with her smelling "Springtime fresh". And she was SHOCKED I figured it out.
The cats are another story.
They are heartless mercenaries with no compunction. They amuse themselves by pushing things  off the countertop into the toilet.

Lid stays closed.
 
2014-03-06 05:45:08 PM  
DIS TREYAD?

indianapublicmedia.org

I'S DIS CUSTID
 
2014-03-06 07:52:51 PM  

Il Douchey: Dude, just don't lift it in the first place.  Problem solved.

 
2014-03-06 08:33:45 PM  
Obviously you're not a golfer
 
2014-03-07 08:17:21 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: gja: Buttknuckle: Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.

I read that somewhere as well. The results were revolting.
I close the lid because....pets.

You have heathen pets.  They don't know they can get water next to the food bowl?


My dogs just lift the lid.  Pets perfer the toliet because it's a never ending supply of cold water.
 
gja
2014-03-07 09:40:10 PM  

TNel: Nutsac_Jim: gja: Buttknuckle: Put me in the "put the seat and lid down every time" camp.  Not because of flying poop, but because it looks nicer and things don't get dropped in there.
If you want to see a lot of poop, just take a microscope to you remote control.

I read that somewhere as well. The results were revolting.
I close the lid because....pets.

You have heathen pets.  They don't know they can get water next to the food bowl?

My dogs just lift the lid.  Pets perfer the toliet because it's a never ending supply of cold water.


You dogs lift it!? Damn, smart pooches. Good luck with THAT.
 
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