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2014-03-06 11:53:22 AM

BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.


The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?
 
2014-03-06 11:53:35 AM
Omis:

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.

The ONLY way to go when it's 2 am... Fark that trying to stand up when I'm half asleep crap, I'll admit to it, right here and now. Leave the light off, stumble in and sit down. Get back up and go right back to sleep. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-06 11:54:15 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

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You don't wash your hands after using the bathroom?  And you think 'everytime' is a word?  I'm too lazy to google it for you.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:11 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: LeroyBourne: Hell, I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, I don't see the big deal.

[www.quickmeme.com image 240x260]


When I travelled to Italy a few years ago, just about everyone washed thier hands after going to the bathroom. I guess it was considered rude, or something not too.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:15 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: danfrank: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

So a woman should return it to "up" if that's how she finds it?

It would mean the man didn't do his part in returning it to the position he found it in...


This is why i use the whole toilet seat things a measure of sanity and how well a relationship will work. No complaints about it being up she sees you as an equal. Complaints about it being up she wants a servant and sees you as such, so i move on.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:57 AM

dbrunker: I loved this album.

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What's that you say?

/agreed
 
2014-03-06 11:57:41 AM
I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.
 
2014-03-06 11:59:12 AM
Well these things will happen.
 
2014-03-06 11:59:27 AM
The only rule in our home is never put the lid down.
No one likes to wipe off the little butt-hole pucker.
 
2014-03-06 12:00:42 PM

Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.


Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)
 
2014-03-06 12:01:21 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: It's clear you've thought a lot about this.


When you work with a lot of girls you don't want to be the one labeled as the killer of bathrooms or have them complain about how the guys are the ones making the bathrooms smell bad.
 
2014-03-06 12:02:16 PM

umad: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Their little brains just can't handle the intricacies of complex contraptions like toilet seats. If it isn't a tool for cooking or cleaning, they just can't understand it.


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2014-03-06 12:03:29 PM
It doesn't matter if you're male or female.  If you drop trou and put your naked butt anywhere without looking first, you deserve whatever is coming to you.
 
2014-03-06 12:04:26 PM
Know what I love? Giving my chicks a hard time when they leave the lid up. And they ALL do it. I look in the bathroom, and if the lid is up, I walk over to them like their dad used to, and say "Can you come with me for a minute?" It's so damn funny. They get this look of apprehension. So we go to the bathroom within sight of the toilet and I say "See the lid?" She goes "Yeah." Then I go "The lid belongs DOWN. Please don't make me have to ask you again. It's simple hygiene, and it's disgusting when you leave it up." They about have a sh*tfit because of all the years they've been complaining about the seat being up, and now they have to face something even more ridiculous than their own sexist self. It ROCKS.

/CSB like a motherf*cker
 
2014-03-06 12:05:57 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: It doesn't matter if you're male or female.  If you drop trou and put your naked butt anywhere without looking first, you deserve whatever is coming to you.


That's what I tell my wfie before the surprise butt secks.  The key is to be quick and surprise her -  Blammo!
 
2014-03-06 12:06:16 PM

Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?


So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.
 
2014-03-06 12:06:55 PM
We have a dog so the seat is naturally down to keep him from lapping up whatever is in there.
 
2014-03-06 12:07:19 PM
One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.
 
2014-03-06 12:08:51 PM

Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.


You really think that after all the years that this happened BEFORE you started doing this that you're suddenly going to get sick all of the sudden? If it didn't happen before, it's not like you're suddenly going to be sick tomorrow.
 
2014-03-06 12:11:35 PM
Personally I think that it shouldn't matter.  And the excuse of "well what if I have to pee really badly and the seat is up? I might fall in!" is weak because the same goes for guys who have to take a shiat really badly.  If we don't look to see if the seat is down we almost fall in too.  Trust me I've done it a number of times.

But then again I'm a guy and whatever I say about the matter is irrelevant anyways right ladies?

/Not bitter.
//Not all.
 
2014-03-06 12:11:41 PM
Put a remote with it and men will use it. Problem solved !
st.houzz.com
 
2014-03-06 12:12:58 PM

Onkel Buck:


Broads are dumb and weak
 
2014-03-06 12:16:38 PM

Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.


Why is that so hard to believe?  I just gave you several valid reasons.
 
2014-03-06 12:17:01 PM

Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.


That was dumb attempt at womynsplaining, or just trying to pile on to an irrational choice with lots of justification
 
2014-03-06 12:18:38 PM

menschenfresser: One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.


Lest we forget all the cocksucking

That's the point, right?.
 
2014-03-06 12:19:23 PM
I always shut the lid on the toilet after use, mostly so the cat doesn't use it as a drinking fountain.
That way everyone always has to lift up (either just the lid, or the lid and seat) each time you use the toilet.
And I can complain if my girlfriend forgets to CLOSE THE FARKING TOILET LID!
 
2014-03-06 12:22:43 PM
"The toilet seat is down! Whatever will I do?" Said no man ever
 
2014-03-06 12:26:27 PM
THE PROPER WAY IS BOTH LIDS DOWN !

that is why there is two lids
 
2014-03-06 12:26:32 PM

Cold_Sassy: Mikey1969: Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?

So what you're saying is that every woman who biatches about someone not putting the seat down will put the lid down every time they're down?

Yeah, now pull the other one. Go ahead.

Why is that so hard to believe?  I just gave you several valid reasons.


You didn't give jack SHIAT in the way of actual examples of all of these sainted women who supposedly bother to put the lid down as well.
 
2014-03-06 12:29:54 PM

thamike: menschenfresser: One advantage to being in a partnership with another man is.... no disagreement over this matter. It's also nice having a partner who wants to watch WWE and play video games.

Lest we forget all the cocksucking

That's the point, right?.


Now that you mention it, I've noticed that most dudes don't seem to mind getting their knob polished, either.
 
2014-03-06 12:30:36 PM

Fano: "The toilet seat is down! Whatever will I do?" Said no man ever


Maybe we should start. Or we should act like women and stupidly use the seat in whatever configuration it is in when we enter the bathroom. Women might finally STFU about this ridiculous argument after we start leaving logs on the lid and piss all over the seat for them to deal with. If they don't want us shiatting on the lid then they should have left it up when they were done.
 
2014-03-06 12:31:20 PM

Omis: danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?

Or you can just sit when you go pee. Makes things easier on everyone.


Only if you want to be known as a seitzplinker!
 
2014-03-06 12:32:51 PM
My pet peeve is the the woman will close the door to the oven about half way, then let go  WHOMP !.

I have continually complained about this, and only bad things can result from this..... but no change.

Its almost like there is a 'don't step on a crack of break your mothers back" thing going on.
 
2014-03-06 12:38:37 PM
23 and 24-years-old and still living at home?  I think it's time for the parents to tell them to GTFO.
 
2014-03-06 12:42:54 PM

danfrank: I've never understood why this is such a hang up with women.

Being a male, and having grown up with only a brother, I have frequently come into the bathroom needing to shiat, but found the seat up. Now maybe this doesn't occur to women, but when faced with this situation I put the seat down myself. Problem solved!

I must admit that on a few rare occasions when I wasn't paying attention, I started to sit without first lowering the seat. On these occasions I chuckled at my own carelessness and thought, "Danfrank you dumbass, look before you sit." I never went into a rage that my brother (or maybe me) had left the seat up.

Am I missing something?


It is because women are groomed to think the world revolves around them.

A woman will assume the toilet seat is down and sit down without looking.  They also sit in car seats without looking for some reason.   They just assume there can not possibly be anything in the seat.

A man isn't going to assume the seat is down, unless he is drunk.


It makes no sense why a woman biatches.  What if the previous person put the lid down?  They still wouldn't be able to pee.   They should always check.

The worst women are from households where there are a large ratio of women to men, or the man is neutered into sitting down like a biatch to pee, so that he never has
to deal with the harpies coming after him.

I had a woman sit on something on a seat in my car.   The hens blamed me.  "It is not her fault.  It is yours.  You should have known she was going to sit down without looking."

I shiat you not.
 
2014-03-06 12:44:52 PM
so, the complaint is that you accidentally fall in when we leave the seat up.
do you routinely just sit and start pissing when the lid is down too?

step 1: look at condition of toilet
step 2: if not configured for your current needs, reconfigure

this should be common sense, not something that is passed off on only 1 sex.
 
2014-03-06 12:47:47 PM

Cold_Sassy: BiffDangler: Chicks are stupid about this.  If you really want us to leave it down we will, but then it is going to get pissed all over.

The purpose of putting the seat down is to that then the lid can be closed, preventing things from accidentally falling in, dogs drinking from it, or toddlers clogging it up with stuff they throw in there.

/Got sense?


You are confusing "putting the toilet seat down" with "putting the lid down"

Women complain about the seat, simply because they will not look to put the seat down, then their ass falls in.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 12:49:13 PM

umad: gja: The My Little Pony Killer: It takes two seconds to return the toilet to the condition you found it in.

This, too. Do peoples arms suddenly break from shaking their penis?
/only if you're Holmes or the like, i suppose

Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess? God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. THE HORROR!!!


"God forbid you have to spend half a second putting the seat down. " God forbid you behave in a civilized manner and use a toilet, I don't know, maybe the way it was intended? Seated. That's why it has a seat. Wanna stand? Go use a farking urinal.

"Do you need us to wipe your ass for you as well, Princess?" Sure, you offering? Wait until chili night at my place. Hot enough to burn porcelain.

Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.
Farking civilization, how does it work? Try being clean.
If you are so insecure in your 'manliness' that you need to stand while peeing then you have issues.
 
2014-03-06 12:49:27 PM
The person who cleans the bathroom sets the bathroom rules. 'Doh'
 
2014-03-06 12:50:21 PM
I just need to know the etiquette for this situation.

cdn.coolweirdo.com
 
2014-03-06 12:52:52 PM

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.


Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 12:57:15 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.


Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.
 
2014-03-06 01:00:16 PM

gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.


What small kid is tall enough to piss in the sink?
 
2014-03-06 01:00:41 PM

gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.


I think the point here is that, despite a few exceptions, most adults don't need to be lectured on how to use the bathroom, and to do so to a guest is patronizing and insulting.
 
2014-03-06 01:01:31 PM

gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.


And I will

The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.


If he reminds me to sit while I pee, I'm leaving him an upper decker.
 
2014-03-06 01:02:49 PM

Mikey1969: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

You really think that after all the years that this happened BEFORE you started doing this that you're suddenly going to get sick all of the sudden? If it didn't happen before, it's not like you're suddenly going to be sick tomorrow.


Well, no, but not doing it now seems like I might as well jam my toothbrush up my butt before I use it.  Damn you Mythbusters.
 
2014-03-06 01:06:44 PM

cowgirl toffee: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)


Open H2O2 becomes H2O in a hurry, that's why it's such a good de-bugger... It's alkaline until the oxygen boils off, then it's just water. You can save the money and put a cap on your brush.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 01:08:42 PM

buckler: gja: The_Original_Roxtar: gja: Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.
Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.
There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Circular reasoning detected........
act->treat->act

Nice conundrum there. Way to enforce my point chief.

I think the point here is that, despite a few exceptions, most adults don't need to be lectured on how to use the bathroom, and to do so to a guest is patronizing and insulting.


Given the proclivity of my friends to imbibe profusely it is often necessary to remind them of the 'house rules".

umad: If he reminds me to sit while I pee, I'm leaving him an upper decker.


No problemo. I will clean it after you are done. With your coat or shirt. Easy peasy.
 
2014-03-06 01:09:40 PM

Mikeyworld: cowgirl toffee: Carn: I live alone but I put both lids down after I pee and/or poo because I want to limit the amount of pee and/or poo particles jettisoned into the air and onto my toothbrush when I flush the toilet.

Put the tooth brush in a glass of H2O2. It keeps it clean. :)

Open H2O2 becomes H2O in a hurry, that's why it's such a good de-bugger... It's alkaline until the oxygen boils off, then it's just water. You can save the money and put a cap on your brush.


I keep replacing the H2O2. Its cheap.  :)
 
2014-03-06 01:12:21 PM
Up/Down is still a thing?

Who the fark cares? Adults can make the necessary adjustments they require to utilize a toilet. If you biatch about seat up, seat down, lid up, lid down perhaps you should live alone. Forever.
 
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