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(TMZ)   Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Michael Jackson, Howard Weitzman, DNA, DNA evidence, Akon, TMZ  
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2014-03-06 11:31:39 AM  
12 votes:

MythDragon: What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.


It must take a special kind of talent to spell the same last name three different ways in a seventeen-word post.
2014-03-06 11:00:33 AM  
6 votes:
Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

boyytalk.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-06 11:30:08 AM  
3 votes:

ChipNASA: Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

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The poor guy's gonna discover that he's actually Tito's son.
2014-03-06 11:07:35 AM  
3 votes:
headline + thread so far =  media.giphy.com
2014-03-06 12:21:51 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

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Tito, get me some tissues.

/Jermaine, stop teasing.
2014-03-06 11:18:43 AM  
2 votes:
Uhh I think he's already covered this.
The kid is not his son.

/MJ should have listened to his mother
//be careful what he do.
2014-03-06 11:11:49 AM  
2 votes:
Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

i845.photobucket.com


www.mahiram.com
2014-03-06 11:01:33 AM  
2 votes:
What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.
2014-03-06 02:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common??


The both leave your kids room with an empty sack.
2014-03-06 12:14:49 PM  
1 vote:

brianorndorf.typepad.com


LATOYA.  TITO.  JERMAINE.

2014-03-06 12:08:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh boy another Michael Jackson thread, I wonder if someone will make a joke about sexual abuse. Nothing is funnier than kids getting molested, am I right guys?!
2014-03-06 11:29:25 AM  
1 vote:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-06 11:11:57 AM  
1 vote:
Well, if this guy turns out to be an African-American, we will know he is full of crap, because Michael's DNA only produces white, blond haired, blue eyed, Nordic children.  Like the one's he liked to date.
2014-03-06 09:22:49 AM  
1 vote:
Was the mother Billie Jean?
 
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