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(TMZ)   Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Michael Jackson, Howard Weitzman, DNA, DNA evidence, Akon, TMZ  
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2014-03-06 11:31:39 AM  
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MythDragon: What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.

It must take a special kind of talent to spell the same last name three different ways in a seventeen-word post.
2014-03-06 11:11:57 AM  
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Well, if this guy turns out to be an African-American, we will know he is full of crap, because Michael's DNA only produces white, blond haired, blue eyed, Nordic children.  Like the one's he liked to date.
2014-03-06 11:08:19 AM  
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Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?
2014-03-06 11:07:35 AM  
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2014-03-06 11:00:33 AM  
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Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

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2014-03-06 12:12:49 PM  
1 vote:

duffblue: Oh boy another Michael Jackson thread, I wonder if someone will make a joke about sexual abuse. Nothing is funnier than kids getting molested, am I right guys?!

Um... I don't think there's been a major amount of Michael Jackson threads since, oh, July 2009. Certainly not enough to get on your high horse about.
2014-03-06 11:49:17 AM  
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xanadian: Was the mother Billie Jean?

I thought we were done this back in 1983
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2014-03-06 11:47:11 AM  
1 vote:
California law says that if a child comes forward that the deceased didn't know about and didn't provide for in the will, that the child's entitled to whatever share in the estate he or she would have gotten in an intestate situation.  In this case, with three known children and no spouse, this guy would be entitled to 25% of Michael Jackson's estate.
2014-03-06 11:30:08 AM  
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ChipNASA: Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

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The poor guy's gonna discover that he's actually Tito's son.
2014-03-06 09:22:49 AM  
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Was the mother Billie Jean?
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