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(TMZ)   Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA   (tmz.com) divider line 59
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2014-03-06 06:09:21 PM  

ChipNASA: Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

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Jesus Juice
 
2014-03-06 06:24:00 PM  
How do we know he's got Wacko Jacko's DNA if he isn't mysteriously turning into a white woman?
 
2014-03-06 06:47:44 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?


Is there even an estate? Wasn't Michael Jackson on the brink of bankruptcy?
 
2014-03-06 07:07:09 PM  
Jacko faked his own death,
recently sighted in Omaha.
 
2014-03-06 07:46:44 PM  

kg2095: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

Is there even an estate? Wasn't Michael Jackson on the brink of bankruptcy?


His massive expenses exceeded his massive income. Dying solved that. The estate is loaded.
 
2014-03-06 11:07:23 PM  

dbrunker: xanadian: Was the mother Billie Jean?

I thought we were done this back in 1983
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But the . . . CHAIR is not my son.
 
2014-03-07 04:36:28 AM  
chewielouie: 
But the . . . CHAIR is not my son.


Ohhh, see I thought he was saying, "KID"!  Silly me.

/think they'll use that argument in court?
 
2014-03-07 09:16:44 AM  

chewielouie: dbrunker: xanadian: Was the mother Billie Jean?

I thought we were done this back in 1983
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But the . . . CHAIR is not my son.


That's a Letterman bit, isn't it?
 
2014-03-07 04:17:03 PM  
FTFA : Oh yeah ... once the DNA results are revealed, he plans to go after the MJ Estate for money.

Of course.  And I'm sure some judge will find that very amusing.  I'm pretty darn sure he had a will, it's all been probated, etc.  You were  not in the list, and even assuming your story is true, "I'm his son" doesn't mean you get the money.
 
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