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(TMZ)   Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA   (tmz.com) divider line 59
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2014-03-06 09:22:49 AM
Was the mother Billie Jean?
 
2014-03-06 09:55:12 AM
A posthumous Michael-Jackson-is-freaky joke?  Hold on a second, gather your composure, Michael Richards' agent is on the phone for subby.

/A Michael-Richards-is-a-loser joke?  Hold on a second, gather your composure...
 
2014-03-06 11:00:33 AM
Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

boyytalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 11:01:33 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.
 
2014-03-06 11:05:46 AM
Unless 8-year-old boys can get impregnated, this guy's story is hard to believe.
 
2014-03-06 11:06:21 AM
Macaulay Culkin could make some mad dough selling his collection of MJ DNA.
 
2014-03-06 11:07:35 AM
headline + thread so far =  media.giphy.com
 
2014-03-06 11:08:19 AM
Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 11:08:53 AM

busy chillin': headline + thread so far =  [media.giphy.com image 200x140]


I larfed. Very nice.
 
2014-03-06 11:09:45 AM

Cletus C.: Unless 8-year-old boys can get impregnated, this guy's story is hard to believe.


I don't get it.
 
2014-03-06 11:11:49 AM
Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

i845.photobucket.com


www.mahiram.com
 
2014-03-06 11:11:57 AM
Well, if this guy turns out to be an African-American, we will know he is full of crap, because Michael's DNA only produces white, blond haired, blue eyed, Nordic children.  Like the one's he liked to date.
 
2014-03-06 11:12:25 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?


He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.
 
2014-03-06 11:18:43 AM
Uhh I think he's already covered this.
The kid is not his son.

/MJ should have listened to his mother
//be careful what he do.
 
2014-03-06 11:19:34 AM

ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.


I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.
 
2014-03-06 11:20:08 AM
Eeee-heeee. Shamon.
 
2014-03-06 11:23:14 AM

Cletus C.: Unless 8-year-old boys can get impregnated, this guy's story is hard to believe.


THIS
 
2014-03-06 11:29:25 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 11:30:08 AM

ChipNASA: Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

[i845.photobucket.com image 247x235]


[www.mahiram.com image 250x250]


The poor guy's gonna discover that he's actually Tito's son.
 
2014-03-06 11:31:39 AM

MythDragon: What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.


It must take a special kind of talent to spell the same last name three different ways in a seventeen-word post.
 
2014-03-06 11:31:47 AM

groppet: ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.

I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.


The most messed up part about it is that most of the women that were claiming to have his child were underage at the time they gave birth.
 
2014-03-06 11:33:46 AM

Oldiron_79: Cletus C.: Unless 8-year-old boys can get impregnated, this guy's story is hard to believe.

THIS


Just goes to show how many Farkers gladly swallow everything the gossip columns shove down their throats.
 
2014-03-06 11:33:58 AM
HOTY
 
2014-03-06 11:36:50 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?


At first I thought it was a teen claiming this, and if it was he would be entitled to something just like a teen would be entitled to child support from a living MJ.  If this is an adult I believe he would be entitled to some of the estate ONLY if there was no will.  Not willing to read the article at work from TMZ.
 
2014-03-06 11:39:36 AM
Just choked on my own tongue, subby.
+1, HOTY nominee!
 
2014-03-06 11:41:57 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Oldiron_79: Cletus C.: Unless 8-year-old boys can get impregnated, this guy's story is hard to believe.

THIS

Just goes to show how many Farkers gladly swallow everything the gossip columns shove down their throats.


Ha.
 
2014-03-06 11:47:11 AM
California law says that if a child comes forward that the deceased didn't know about and didn't provide for in the will, that the child's entitled to whatever share in the estate he or she would have gotten in an intestate situation.  In this case, with three known children and no spouse, this guy would be entitled to 25% of Michael Jackson's estate.
 
2014-03-06 11:49:17 AM

xanadian: Was the mother Billie Jean?


I thought we were done this back in 1983
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 11:51:03 AM

ejpj2000: California law says that if a child comes forward that the deceased didn't know about and didn't provide for in the will, that the child's entitled to whatever share in the estate he or she would have gotten in an intestate situation.  In this case, with three known children and no spouse, this guy would be entitled to 25% of Michael Jackson's estate.


Let's not forget that box of expired "sleeping juice".
 
2014-03-06 11:58:33 AM
This headline and thread

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 12:01:52 PM

groppet: ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.

I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.


Interesting, do you remember what this doc was called?
 
2014-03-06 12:08:29 PM

ChipNASA: Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

[boyytalk.files.wordpress.com image 590x899]


and I always thought he was a "glass half full" kinda guy.
 
2014-03-06 12:08:31 PM
Oh boy another Michael Jackson thread, I wonder if someone will make a joke about sexual abuse. Nothing is funnier than kids getting molested, am I right guys?!
 
2014-03-06 12:12:49 PM

duffblue: Oh boy another Michael Jackson thread, I wonder if someone will make a joke about sexual abuse. Nothing is funnier than kids getting molested, am I right guys?!


Um... I don't think there's been a major amount of Michael Jackson threads since, oh, July 2009. Certainly not enough to get on your high horse about.
 
2014-03-06 12:14:41 PM

Elegy: groppet: ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.

I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.

Interesting, do you remember what this doc was called?


The guy's name was Larry Hilblom. One of the docs about him was called Shadow of a Billionaire, but there have been many docs and other news stories about him.
 
2014-03-06 12:14:49 PM

brianorndorf.typepad.com


LATOYA.  TITO.  JERMAINE.

 
2014-03-06 12:18:14 PM
Good one, subby
 
2014-03-06 12:21:51 PM

ChipNASA: Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

[boyytalk.files.wordpress.com image 590x899]


Tito, get me some tissues.

/Jermaine, stop teasing.
 
2014-03-06 12:26:54 PM
Just goes to show how many Farkers gladly swallow everything the gossip columns shove down their throats.

MJ pedophile apologists are fascinating. Almost exactly like Lance Armstrong fans right up until the end.
 
2014-03-06 12:26:59 PM

ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.


Holy shiat, I didn't know about that. What a creep, but those kids were the luckiest bastards in the South Pacific.
 
2014-03-06 12:35:37 PM
michael jacksons dna....ya right whats he doing pulling it out of his.....oh ya
 
2014-03-06 12:38:02 PM

buckeyebrain: ChipNASA: Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

[boyytalk.files.wordpress.com image 590x899]

Tito, get me some tissues.

/Jermaine, stop teasing.


Classic.....

/and then the big brown shark came......
 
2014-03-06 12:39:27 PM
Not even getting into the accusations, but MJ wasn't known for his womanizing. Not even with the women he was officially dating. Jermaine on the other hand? Dude was rolling in pussy.
 
2014-03-06 12:47:11 PM

duffblue: Oh boy another Michael Jackson thread, I wonder if someone will make a joke about sexual abuse. Nothing is funnier than kids getting molested, am I right guys?!


I suddenly feel guilty about rubbing one off to this thread.

/to the Jim Carrey gif obviously, you sickos
 
2014-03-06 12:51:19 PM

happyleper: MythDragon: What's the difference between Michael Jackons and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackon jokes will eventualy get old.

It must take a special kind of talent to spell the same last name three different ways in a seventeen-word post.


Thanks. I've always been told I was very special.
 
2014-03-06 01:15:26 PM

ChipNASA: Impossible...... Brandon Howard is a negro

[i845.photobucket.com image 247x235]


[www.mahiram.com image 250x250]


Yeah, he doesn't really resemble a Ghoul enough, does he?
 
2014-03-06 01:57:45 PM
I think he does bear a resemblance to a young Michael Jackson. However, the fact that he's an aspiring singer releasing his first single with a well-known act, combined with the unknown source of the DNA sample, makes me think this accusation is really Off The Wall and a Bad idea. This guy should just Beat It.
 
2014-03-06 02:24:31 PM
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common??


The both leave your kids room with an empty sack.
 
2014-03-06 04:01:53 PM

ongbok: Elegy: groppet: ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.

I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.

Interesting, do you remember what this doc was called?

The guy's name was Larry Hilblom. One of the docs about him was called Shadow of a Billionaire, but there have been many docs and other news stories about him.


Thanks!
 
2014-03-06 04:50:49 PM

Elegy: groppet: ongbok: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if he is Mike's son, why should he be entitled to anything from Mike's estate?

He could claim that he is the heir to the estate. The guy that founded DHL had half of the prostitutes in Manilla claiming their kids were heirs to his estate after he died.

I saw a doc on that. Jeebus what a freaking mess that was/is.

Interesting, do you remember what this doc was called?


Shadow Billionaire
 
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