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(SeattlePI)   Caffeine dependence has been linked to emotional and physical problems, especially for someone who tries to keep a caffeine addict from their fix in the mornings   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2014-03-06 09:39:35 AM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-06 09:27:47 AM  
2 votes:
BS article!  Happily listening to the coffee maker do its thing.  Almost done, so I gotta go and get my spike ready and tie off my arm. Addicted, what bullshiat!
2014-03-06 09:24:14 AM  
2 votes:
Shut up article... What do YOU know? I'll tell you what you know: NOTHING. Got that?

Now, touch my caffeine, and we're going to have a problem.

/I can quit anytime.
2014-03-06 09:00:33 AM  
2 votes:
"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
2014-03-06 08:16:18 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not dependent on caffeine. Everyone else's day is dependent on me getting my coffee. I don't get my cup or ten, then there will be no joy in Mudville...
2014-03-06 11:00:00 AM  
1 vote:

reillan: But, am I ready to admit I have a problem, which this book might force me to confront? Hmmmm...


Well, he still drinks coffee, so I guess he can't be too judgmental.
2014-03-06 10:49:39 AM  
1 vote:
It's kind of like this

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/I don't have a problem. I can quit anytime. Mind your business. No, YOU are. Shut up.
//Do you have coffee on you?
///*twitch*
2014-03-06 10:29:54 AM  
1 vote:
www.coffeenate.com
2014-03-06 09:27:21 AM  
1 vote:

strangeluck: twistedmetal: Fark you, I'll cut the biatch that tries to take my caffeine from me.

I'll never understand why people get upset when I threaten death and unholy destruction upon them and their offspring when they get between me and coffee. I mean, I'm trying to say it in a nice way, but I do need my coffee.


I am always polite when I say that.
The first two times, then "From Orbit, Alice".
2014-03-06 09:25:17 AM  
1 vote:

twistedmetal: Fark you, I'll cut the biatch that tries to take my caffeine from me.


I'll never understand why people get upset when I threaten death and unholy destruction upon them and their offspring when they get between me and coffee. I mean, I'm trying to say it in a nice way, but I do need my coffee.
2014-03-06 09:11:45 AM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: Linked for NSFW word


Lacks "ese" after "you". Otherwise, fine.
 
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