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(SeattlePI)   Caffeine dependence has been linked to emotional and physical problems, especially for someone who tries to keep a caffeine addict from their fix in the mornings   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2014-03-06 08:16:18 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not dependent on caffeine. Everyone else's day is dependent on me getting my coffee. I don't get my cup or ten, then there will be no joy in Mudville...
2014-03-06 10:35:58 AM  
1 vote:
This might sound dumb, but a good time to quit caffeine is when you're sick with the flu or something.

You're already miserable and sleeping a lot (and not at work), drinking lots of [non-alcoholic] fluids, and possibly taking motrin or other anti-headache medication. That can get you over the first 2-3 days of withdrawal, which will be the worst.
2014-03-06 09:43:24 AM  
1 vote:
One of my favorite historical coincidences is the fact that the Modern Era pretty much gets going when various European nations discovered chocolate, tea and coffee. Everything you see around you--sanitation, the Internet, genocides, the atom bomb, the Moon Landing--are all a result of people wired on caffeine.
2014-03-06 09:27:47 AM  
1 vote:
BS article!  Happily listening to the coffee maker do its thing.  Almost done, so I gotta go and get my spike ready and tie off my arm. Addicted, what bullshiat!
2014-03-06 09:27:21 AM  
1 vote:

strangeluck: twistedmetal: Fark you, I'll cut the biatch that tries to take my caffeine from me.

I'll never understand why people get upset when I threaten death and unholy destruction upon them and their offspring when they get between me and coffee. I mean, I'm trying to say it in a nice way, but I do need my coffee.


I am always polite when I say that.
The first two times, then "From Orbit, Alice".
2014-03-06 09:25:17 AM  
1 vote:

twistedmetal: Fark you, I'll cut the biatch that tries to take my caffeine from me.


I'll never understand why people get upset when I threaten death and unholy destruction upon them and their offspring when they get between me and coffee. I mean, I'm trying to say it in a nice way, but I do need my coffee.
2014-03-06 09:23:38 AM  
1 vote:
Newsflash: If you do something every day, it could be habit forming. If you lack willpower, habits are hard to break. Therefore, EVERYBODY PANIC!

/this article is so freakin stupid
2014-03-06 09:14:16 AM  
1 vote:
And yet marijuana, which isn't addictive and doesn't cause either physical or emotional problems, is still illegal in most locales.
2014-03-06 09:00:33 AM  
1 vote:
"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
2014-03-06 08:51:36 AM  
1 vote:
At one point in my life I had to go through caffeine withdrawal.  It made decide not to take up heroin, because I wanted to die from caffeine withdrawal, and the heroin withdrawal has got to be worse than that.
 
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