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2014-03-06 10:44:03 AM
2 votes:

Koodz: I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.


Sh*t dick is very much a thing. It has to be countermanded to enjoy the anal experience. Also sex therapists do in fact recommend sh*tting, showering, and even using enemas prior to prevent it. They also discourage barebacking because your urethra will contact an Amazon rainforest's worth of germs when it goes inside somebody's ass.

So if your lady or guy wants to receive, feel miminal pain and discomfort, and not have anal leakage issues down the line, and if you don't want a UTI or something worse introduced to your cock, there is a lot of prep work for buttsex.

It's not really worth it when the vagina is right f*cking there.
2014-03-06 10:09:27 AM
2 votes:

E5bie: I have this hypothesis that the number of women who love anal sex is roughly equal to the number of men who love receiving it.
I haven't actually done any research on this, but I bet it's true. Anybody got stats?


I'm betting it's significantly less. Men actually get something out of it because of the prostate being stimulated. Also if you take into account all the guys who WOULD love getting plowed but would never try it or admit it because "ew, icky gay!!" the amount of dudes into it would go way up.

/has had many girls try to stick their fingers up there
//nope
///I poop from there
2014-03-06 09:41:51 AM
2 votes:

MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".


Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.
2014-03-06 09:38:18 AM
2 votes:
Yes Yes, and they all have rainbow parties where digital drugs are played on TV's and the jankum flows.
2014-03-06 09:34:15 AM
2 votes:

Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....


For one thing, it doubles your chances of finding a partner.
2014-03-06 09:18:51 AM
2 votes:
I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.
2014-03-06 08:58:25 AM
2 votes:
Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.
2014-03-06 08:57:39 AM
2 votes:
Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.
2014-03-07 02:55:01 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.

you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.


Wrong. I do understand that all too well. I've found my niche, it's all good.

/quality over quantity
//substance over style
///you sound lonely
2014-03-07 09:28:03 AM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?


Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.
2014-03-06 10:55:26 PM
1 votes:

Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing


Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.
2014-03-06 02:45:56 PM
1 votes:
I never understood the appeal...the idea grosses me out.

I've had two girls ask me, mid intercourse, if I wanted to stick it in the pooper....

Both times it went like this:

Me: "um..no thanks"
her: "thank god!"
2014-03-06 01:56:02 PM
1 votes:
There once were two cowboys all alone out in the woods and they found out you can have sex with another man now theyre having buttsex, cowboy buttsex, sodomeeeeeeey
2014-03-06 12:17:24 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-06 12:12:10 PM
1 votes:

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Funny.  I had this discussion with a friend a while ago.  She is about 5 ft tall and very petite.  She told me that she still has hair and is not fully shaved.  Her ex husband asked her to shave it all off once and when she said it made her feel like a pre-pubescent girl, her ex responded 'I know'.  To this day she is not sure he meant it to sound that creepy but it did and she said she could never have sex with him again after that.
2014-03-06 11:56:51 AM
1 votes:
It's also a good loophole if you're a conservative Christian, since you're still technically a virgin afterwards  (nsfw).
2014-03-06 11:55:26 AM
1 votes:
I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.
2014-03-06 11:53:51 AM
1 votes:

DarkVader: They're just now figuring out anal at Brown?  I was banging the ladies up the butt when I was in college 20 years ago, and I went to a state university.

And no, I wasn't always the one who brought it up.  Some women REALLY like the buttsex.

Of course, some of them say things like "you're way too big, no way are you putting that thing up my butt."

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-06 11:28:13 AM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.


#1 cause of fecal incontinence, trauma to sphincter muscles caused by CHILDBIRTH.
#2 on down the list causes, a dozen conditions that have zip-all to do with anal sex.


Don't want STD's? Wear condoms. Choose few partners. Don't want injury? Duh. Do nice sex, not on drugs or alcohol.

Gotta love the internet anal purity brigade.
"Oh, but I met a nursing home aide who said that the old women there were incontinent because they had used anal sex as birth control!"
"Oh, and I visited an old folks home and there were old men there who had colostomy bags from being homos, and you could tell that these old men had all been the biggest homos because they were all weak and fahggy!"
.....Something something anal sex is 'modern' now?....
"Oh, but I had this hot 22 year-old co-worker once who was hot, but she pooed her pants twice at work and it was undoubtedly because of anal sex! Because she had a boyfriend in college, and being hot and all, you know that could never happen due to natural causes!!"
Of course.
2014-03-06 11:26:53 AM
1 votes:

ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.


You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

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2014-03-06 10:53:00 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


As an offical peanut gallery referee, he's right and you're wrong.

As long as your partner's poop is structurally competent (high-fiber diet is inportant kids) and they have had a bowel movement recently, you won't be finding poop on the end of your sclong when you stab the brown eyed starfish.

Why would you? The colon and rectum are self cleaning, unlike the vagina.

So yeah, the extent of the "prep work" necessary is making sure your partner had a solid bowel movement that day.
2014-03-06 10:50:33 AM
1 votes:
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2014-03-06 10:29:59 AM
1 votes:
Big difference between a couple having occasional 'special night' backdoor spelunking and porn queens who take triple anal or a fist up there.

And how are all these posters getting poop on their junk? You're not supposed to do it when she's ready to drop the kids at the pool. Planning/preparation is key.
2014-03-06 10:29:58 AM
1 votes:
here to help:

/has had many girls try to stick their fingers up there
//nope
///I poop from there


Good to know! Personally, I have negative sexual interest in other people's butts. Wouldn't poke it if he begged me.
OTOH, if my butt is the clean, *rolls eyes* if he must...
2014-03-06 10:21:21 AM
1 votes:
lube creates a barrier and just like PAM it wont let shiat stick to your penis.

When done right, it's awesome.  Takes patience and a relaxed slut though.

/wife is a slut
//slut is a term of endearment
2014-03-06 09:56:31 AM
1 votes:

here to help: MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".

Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.


Well, the ones who absolutely love it are less common, but they are out there.  I've got an ex gf who complains to me about her current boyfriend because he won't put it in her butt.

And yes, there's occasionally poop on your dick.  That's what soap and water are for.  Always wash up before you switch back to the vagina, don't risk a urinary tract infection.
2014-03-06 09:56:21 AM
1 votes:

here to help: MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".

Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.


I have this hypothesis that the number of women who love anal sex is roughly equal to the number of men who love receiving it.
I haven't actually done any research on this, but I bet it's true. Anybody got stats?
2014-03-06 09:49:38 AM
1 votes:
as my 11th grade biology teacher said (in his thick scottish burr), "the anus was never meant for the pounding of the penis."

/he was discussing mucus membranes, not making ideological statements
2014-03-06 09:38:04 AM
1 votes:
I've gone 51 years without the anal, and I'm perfectly OK with that. I imagine Mrs_Fabulous is pretty OK with that, too.

Seriously, it just doesn't appeal to me. But hey, knock yourselves out.
2014-03-06 09:32:17 AM
1 votes:

King Something: walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]

You wouldn't happen to have the unedited original, would you?


www.celebrityvalues.com
2014-03-06 09:29:37 AM
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-06 09:27:24 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives"

So what? Having tried it once is hardly the same as there being some sort of epidemic of anal sex going on. They should ask if it's a regular part of their sexual routine. Lots of people will try something once, decide it's not their thing, and never do it again.
2014-03-06 09:14:47 AM
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


This is one of those cases where the people who decide to do this, on both ends, need to know what to do before and during, and the end results.

if the person receiving is not prepared there are....consequences...for the person performing the act.  A former roommate told me his gf was not prepared one night and he ended up with 'shiat dick', as he calls it.

Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

I am curious what the career span of a porn star is?  It has to be under a year right?  I know there are some girls that work for years but to me those are the outliers, like Nolan Ryan and Greg Maddux, not the norm.

//buzzkill
2014-03-06 09:13:48 AM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.


Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.
2014-03-06 09:08:00 AM
1 votes:
Not my thing.  I'm a risk taker, but not in that department.

/poop
2014-03-06 09:01:17 AM
1 votes:
verbaltoxin



Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.
2014-03-06 09:00:13 AM
1 votes:
A friend of mine works in an old folks home, she told me that a lot of the old ladies have trouble holding in their shiat because they used anal sex as birth control.
She says that she is constantly cleaning up after them.
Have a nice day!
2014-03-06 08:59:44 AM
1 votes:

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]


Do you have the original of that?
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:57:43 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't


img.fark.net

Does she or doesn't she?  She had to have hooked up at least once... maybe someone knows.
2014-03-06 08:56:43 AM
1 votes:
The reporter fails for not including a Rick Santorum quote or reference.
2014-03-06 08:56:33 AM
1 votes:

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:53:24 AM
1 votes:
www.roflcat.com
 
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