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(Huffington Post)   College students have discovered this newfangled thing called "anal sex". What WILL they think of next?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 214
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2014-03-06 10:51:21 PM  
 
2014-03-06 10:55:26 PM  

Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing


Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.
 
2014-03-06 11:55:28 PM  
I'm lucky to be with a women who is very much into anal.  More than I am, to be honest.  We can range from crazy monkey anal sex that leaves her limp as a dishrag and gives her "aftershock" orgasms for days afterward to long lazy "just staying connected" anal sex that keeps us close and together while we do something else, like watching a movie or sleeping in for an entire morning.

With the right woman and the proper preparation, there's nothing smelly or disgusting about it.  If it's smelly and/or disgusting, re-examine your pre-anal regimen and figure out what you did wrong.
 
2014-03-07 12:11:12 AM  

verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


Quote from Ron Jeremy: If it looks good on screen it feels like shait.

Hmmm....
 
2014-03-07 06:32:49 AM  

Nidiot: verbaltoxin: Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

I was told it was because of porn, and men wanting to be able to have a good look at a pussy and not have it blocked by hair.


That's probably one reason it's stuck around, but I had heard the original reason it became popular in porn was to prevent the spread of pubic lice ("crabs")...
 
2014-03-07 09:13:16 AM  

Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.


more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?
 
2014-03-07 09:28:03 AM  

kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?


Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.
 
2014-03-07 10:51:08 AM  

dj_spanmaster: KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.

Was she a redhead named Jen?


We've all been down that road named Jen. Sometimes five, six times a day.
 
2014-03-07 11:01:58 AM  

Valiente: dj_spanmaster: KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.

Was she a redhead named Jen?

We've all been down that road named Jen. Sometimes five, six times a day.


They all say, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." That sex was the best and well worth it.  I suppose she may not have been so crazy, but you wouldn't know it in the bedroom.
 
2014-03-07 11:39:21 AM  

neversubmit: FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?


Well, one time at band camp...

Actually, as far as I can note, the disparity between the numbers does relate to a small percentage of women who have a LOT of action. They tend not to talk about it due to our society's continuing problems with horndog females, but they are certainly out there. And in there.
 
2014-03-07 11:49:47 AM  

Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.


you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.
 
2014-03-07 02:55:01 PM  

kvinesknows: Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.

you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.


Wrong. I do understand that all too well. I've found my niche, it's all good.

/quality over quantity
//substance over style
///you sound lonely
 
2014-03-07 04:11:49 PM  
DreamyAltarBoy:

Every leather daddy I've ever met has been a real sweetheart, if you ask that question you will most likely get an eye roll and a "do I look like I'm wearing a diaper? Go back to the suburbs".

LOL. Every time I go into a leather bar I end up trading recipes and talking about my latest Kitchen Aid appliance. I did escort "Snickers LeBar" into what was the Eagle back a number of years ago. She was impressed with the industrial rubber mat covered table that I'm sure had multiple uses. They had just removed the sling that was over the bar because some drunk barback from Silverado had fallen out of it and broken his arm.
 
2014-03-07 05:35:16 PM  

kvinesknows: Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.

you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.


Sounds to me like you are the one missing out if you cannot fathom how more meaningful sex could possibly be a good thing. Your loss, although you probably don't miss something you've never had in the first place.
 
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