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2014-03-06 12:44:05 PM

ransack.: E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

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YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?

Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.


Nothing turns me off faster than the prospect of having to do laundry immediately after having sex. And that's why I put on the "closed for renovation" underpants one week a month.
 
2014-03-06 12:44:06 PM

blatz514: Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.


www.ar15.com

Dude, kinda risky signing one out during a school day, no?
 
2014-03-06 12:45:03 PM
"When I'm done , you aint gonna shiat right for a week"

BB Thorton

"Ahh Your ass, Your face, whats the difference?"

D Nukem
 
2014-03-06 12:48:50 PM
This article is full of gold:

1 - A quote from A. Student.
2 - Other cool names such as Indigo Trigg-Hauger and Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij.
3 - Anal sex at Brown University.

You can't make this stuff up.

/ or can you?
 
2014-03-06 12:53:04 PM

Valiente: blatz514: Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.

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Dude, kinda risky signing one out during a school day, no?


media0.giphy.com

/lulz
 
2014-03-06 12:56:20 PM

KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.


Was she a redhead named Jen?
 
2014-03-06 01:09:12 PM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I think you just answered your own question. It's common because kids these days do whatever the ads tell them.
 
2014-03-06 01:14:36 PM

macadamnut: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

I think you just answered your own question. It's common because kids these days do whatever the ads tell them.


Tell me about it.  If i see one more Coca-Cola ad with a bunch of women with no pubic hair running around drinking Diet Coke, I'm going to scream!
 
2014-03-06 01:33:00 PM
My idea of anal sex
cdn.filmschoolrejects.com
 
2014-03-06 01:36:06 PM

Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.


It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.
 
2014-03-06 01:44:55 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
But you can tell daddy your still a virgin.
 
2014-03-06 01:51:17 PM

ransack.: Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.

It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.


You CAN, but you really shouldnt.. that is unless you wash up and then go back.

sheesh.
 
2014-03-06 01:54:25 PM
FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?
 
2014-03-06 01:55:00 PM
I wonder what buttsex would be like with one of these electrocuting to her butt while you were farking her

http://www.flexmini.ca/
 
2014-03-06 01:56:02 PM
There once were two cowboys all alone out in the woods and they found out you can have sex with another man now theyre having buttsex, cowboy buttsex, sodomeeeeeeey
 
2014-03-06 01:56:07 PM

kvinesknows: ransack.: Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.

It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.

You CAN, but you really shouldnt.. that is unless you wash up and then go back.

sheesh.


Talk about a mood-killer!
 
2014-03-06 02:00:30 PM

here to help: d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.

/here to help


LOL
 
2014-03-06 02:02:44 PM

bluenote13: verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.

This is one of those cases where the people who decide to do this, on both ends, need to know what to do before and during, and the end results.

if the person receiving is not prepared there are....consequences...for the person performing the act.  A former roommate told me his gf was not prepared one night and he ended up with 'shiat dick', as he calls it.

Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

I am curious what the career span of a porn star is?  It has to be under a year right?  I know there are some girls that work for years but to me those are the outliers, like Nolan Ryan and Greg Maddux, not the norm.

//buzzkill


DEPENDS
 
2014-03-06 02:03:58 PM
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2014-03-06 02:05:18 PM

ransack.: Talk about a mood-killer!


If you leave her tied to the bed, blindfold on, and vibrator going full blast, she won't even know you left to go wash up!
 
2014-03-06 02:10:09 PM

macadamnut: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime. What? Oh, anal sex with chicks? I mean yeah, of course with chicks!


LOL
 
2014-03-06 02:11:33 PM
Nothing wrong with a little mud on the helmet but I prefer to have a raincoat on. That whole poop stain and UTI thing sounds nasty.
//shocked there were not more Santorum jokes. Don't let that frothy meme die off folks.
 
2014-03-06 02:14:58 PM

monoski: Nothing wrong with a little mud on the helmet but I prefer to have a raincoat on. That whole poop stain and UTI thing sounds nasty.
//shocked there were not more Santorum jokes. Don't let that frothy meme die off folks.


i512.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 02:24:45 PM

teenytinycornteeth: ransack.: E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?

Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.

Nothing turns me off faster than the prospect of having to do laundry immediately after having sex. And that's why I put on the "closed for renovation" underpants one week a month.


Step 1:  Black sheets.

Step 2:  Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains.  Works for her underwear too.
 
2014-03-06 02:35:22 PM

DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.


theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 02:45:56 PM
I never understood the appeal...the idea grosses me out.

I've had two girls ask me, mid intercourse, if I wanted to stick it in the pooper....

Both times it went like this:

Me: "um..no thanks"
her: "thank god!"
 
2014-03-06 02:47:07 PM

macadamnut: DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.

[theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com image 300x213]


Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.
 
2014-03-06 02:53:43 PM

DarkVader: Step 1:  Black sheets.

Step 2:  Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains.  Works for her underwear too.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 03:01:07 PM
"moving their entry point two inches south"

2"?

That's like |----------------|----------------|.  Fine if she's 6'5". Taint nothin' to be ashamed of, just sayin.
 
2014-03-06 03:03:01 PM
DarkVader:Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.

Period sex? Like Downton Abbey or something?

/ok, I guess that would be Downtown Abbey in this case...
 
2014-03-06 03:23:21 PM

DarkVader: macadamnut: DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.

[theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com image 300x213]

Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.


Fist bump from another guy who doesn't mind period sex

Feels just the same!
 
2014-03-06 03:39:52 PM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


Exactly.  Anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be...
 
2014-03-06 03:48:35 PM

Valiente: The look is variable, from "is this an Olympic gymnast in front of me?" to "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise" or "explosion at Arby's". NTTAWWT.

Shaved or shaved/trimmed does, however, greatly facilitate going downtown, as nobody on earth seems to have a "choking on a big ol' pube" fetish.

It's just fashion, really. I am old enough to recall when women on beaches in bikinis would have significant curlies poking out the sides of their swimwear bottoms. It wasn't a particularly tidy look on them nor on the Greek guy wearing budgie smuggler-grade Speedos.


Exactly.  It doesn't have to be full-on Brazlian, but a shave/wax below makes giving oral more enjoyable.  After going downtown on some unshaved kitty, it looks like I fell off my bicycle and skinned my chin.
 
2014-03-06 03:48:57 PM
If they could just tattoo a 3 on the girls head, it would be most helpful.  I would certainly save a lot of time and money.
 
2014-03-06 03:50:38 PM

Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.


I've had a couple like that...kinda got spoiled with a few long-term girlfriends that really got off on it.  Current gf is kinda meh on it...lucky if I get her ass once a month but she's freaky in other ways so I guess it balances out.
 
2014-03-06 03:54:44 PM

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imageshack.com
 
2014-03-06 04:03:03 PM
Have any of you ever been with a woman who did not have an anus?
 
2014-03-06 04:03:06 PM
bluenote13:
Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

You know how I know you have no farking idea what you are talking about? Ya, I read your idiot post. The ass, just like every bit of things on person's body, is just something that needs exercising. Go stroll into your nearest gay leather bar and ask one of those 50 year old bottoms if they need to wear diapers or not. Then post if you can still talk correctly missing your teeth.

The stupid. It burns.
 
2014-03-06 04:16:35 PM

neversubmit: FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?


Or, like always when it comes to sex-related survey questions, a portion of the men are lying by claiming to have done something when they really haven't, while a portion of the women are lying by claiming to not have done something that they really have...
 
2014-03-06 04:21:07 PM
I've had one relationship where she would do anal occassionally

It made her orgasm hard.  much much more intense than any other way.

It took time and effort, to get in with causing her discomfort, but it was worth it
 
2014-03-06 04:55:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 05:03:15 PM

Valiente: "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise"


OK, that's a new one to me. Think I need some visual reference material, but aren't sure I'd want to see it.
 
2014-03-06 05:26:06 PM

E5bie: YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick,


Ah, yes.  The ol' "Dickle Surprise."
 
2014-03-06 05:29:19 PM

gopher321: AIDS?

Obligatory:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 06:09:00 PM

swingbozo: bluenote13:
Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

You know how I know you have no farking idea what you are talking about? Ya, I read your idiot post. The ass, just like every bit of things on person's body, is just something that needs exercising. Go stroll into your nearest gay leather bar and ask one of those 50 year old bottoms if they need to wear diapers or not. Then post if you can still talk correctly missing your teeth.

The stupid. It burns.


Every leather daddy I've ever met has been a real sweetheart, if you ask that question you will most likely get an eye roll and a "do I look like I'm wearing a diaper? Go back to the suburbs".
 
2014-03-06 06:58:34 PM
Asinine tag. Well played. Well played.
 
2014-03-06 07:02:55 PM
meh. everyone woman i've done it to enjoyed it

and i did too

yay!
 
2014-03-06 07:22:02 PM

verbaltoxin: Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I was told it was because of porn, and men wanting to be able to have a good look at a pussy and not have it blocked by hair. Same reason porn includes a lot of ridiculous positions, the don't make it feel great but allow for a camera to film the action.

When there is so much porn out there competing, then each new film is trying to out do the next in what it offers. See more of the pussy, see a girl take more dick, see her get cum on her face, see her take in in more holes, see more degradation, whatever. Porn is incidentally also how anal became much more of a thing.

Porn is a visual medium designed to appeal mostly to males, (some women love porn, but the audience is mostly male) and has absolutely nothing to do with what women actually enjoy with regards to sex.  It does appear to affect what men now expect, and women do pick up on what it is men want, and they will go along with it to a point, depending on how much they care about their partner. Though some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing.
 
2014-03-06 07:24:02 PM

Jingle Strangle: Have any of you ever been with a woman who did not have an anus?


More importantly, have you ever been with a woman who did not have a vagina?
 
2014-03-06 10:03:27 PM

d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.

But if you help her with an enema, it won't be so bad at all... not eliminated... just not that bad. The Santorum runs thinner that way.

(BTW, use Cetaphil cleanser and lotion.)
 
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