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(Huffington Post)   College students have discovered this newfangled thing called "anal sex". What WILL they think of next?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 214
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2014-03-06 10:33:41 AM  
Boooooo
 
2014-03-06 10:36:57 AM  
when did this become a reddit AMA?
 
2014-03-06 10:37:45 AM  
 
2014-03-06 10:39:40 AM  
I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.
 
2014-03-06 10:44:03 AM  

Koodz: I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.


Sh*t dick is very much a thing. It has to be countermanded to enjoy the anal experience. Also sex therapists do in fact recommend sh*tting, showering, and even using enemas prior to prevent it. They also discourage barebacking because your urethra will contact an Amazon rainforest's worth of germs when it goes inside somebody's ass.

So if your lady or guy wants to receive, feel miminal pain and discomfort, and not have anal leakage issues down the line, and if you don't want a UTI or something worse introduced to your cock, there is a lot of prep work for buttsex.

It's not really worth it when the vagina is right f*cking there.
 
2014-03-06 10:45:05 AM  

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


Oh Fissile, if poop is hanging out within dick's reach of your exit hole, you should know. Either you feel it, or you have the runs.
(Or you have nerve damage in the area, which usually comes with enough incontinence that you are unlikely to find a sex partner.)
Easy enough to say no in any case.
 
2014-03-06 10:46:11 AM  

sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B


Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson
 
2014-03-06 10:46:53 AM  
Technical virgin is the best kind of virgin.
 
2014-03-06 10:47:08 AM  

slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.


Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.
 
2014-03-06 10:50:33 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 10:51:48 AM  
Listen up, son of mine
Momma got something to tell you
All about growing pains
Life will pound away
Where the light don't shine, son
Take it like a man

Suck it up, son of mine
Thunder blowing up your horizon
 
2014-03-06 10:53:00 AM  

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


As an offical peanut gallery referee, he's right and you're wrong.

As long as your partner's poop is structurally competent (high-fiber diet is inportant kids) and they have had a bowel movement recently, you won't be finding poop on the end of your sclong when you stab the brown eyed starfish.

Why would you? The colon and rectum are self cleaning, unlike the vagina.

So yeah, the extent of the "prep work" necessary is making sure your partner had a solid bowel movement that day.
 
2014-03-06 10:54:13 AM  

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


Is it any different than shaving legs or underarms?
 
2014-03-06 10:54:18 AM  

xanadian: You can also stimulate the prostate by rubbing the crotchtal area, right behind the balls. Works great with beejes.

/TMYK


Yup. That's pretty pleasant but from what I understand doesn't give the full effect as direct stimulation. Still... I have a sensitive bunghole so I don't trust fingers and whatnot probing around back there. Especially when fingernails are involved.

E5bie: OTOH, if my butt is the clean, *rolls eyes* if he must...


Yeah, that seems to be the usual attitude. I get more turned on by a chick being turned on than anything else so if they are just doing something to appease me but not getting anything out of it... well that's a boner killer.

And today we are learning far too much about hth's sex life... well what used to be his sex life. Your welcome.
 
2014-03-06 10:56:53 AM  

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.
 
2014-03-06 10:59:22 AM  

verbaltoxin: It's not really worth it when the vagina is right f*cking there.


Yeah we don't really see the point of that either. She's not too interested in taking it there. It's just another hole after all. Mine gets a lot more use because it's the only one I have. She's discovered an interest in that, and honestly it feels incredible. I would recommend to any man who's partner may be interested in giving them prostrate orgasms to let them try it.
 
2014-03-06 11:03:18 AM  

E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.


Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.
 
2014-03-06 11:04:38 AM  
Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.
 
2014-03-06 11:09:21 AM  

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Nothing wrong with that. But let's just say, I understand why very fat men prefer to keep their beards.
 
2014-03-06 11:10:49 AM  

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Mouths are cool too.
 
2014-03-06 11:15:23 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.


I loved Eric Clapton's solo on that song.
 
2014-03-06 11:16:53 AM  

ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson,


Correctomundo! Gene Pompa, playing the gay hairdresser Tomas telling of his love lost, due to anal smells.
 
2014-03-06 11:17:55 AM  

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I think the shaving thing started around the time women's swimwear started being made out of dental floss.
 
2014-03-06 11:18:20 AM  
My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.
 
2014-03-06 11:22:02 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 11:26:53 AM  

ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.


You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-06 11:28:13 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.


#1 cause of fecal incontinence, trauma to sphincter muscles caused by CHILDBIRTH.
#2 on down the list causes, a dozen conditions that have zip-all to do with anal sex.


Don't want STD's? Wear condoms. Choose few partners. Don't want injury? Duh. Do nice sex, not on drugs or alcohol.

Gotta love the internet anal purity brigade.
"Oh, but I met a nursing home aide who said that the old women there were incontinent because they had used anal sex as birth control!"
"Oh, and I visited an old folks home and there were old men there who had colostomy bags from being homos, and you could tell that these old men had all been the biggest homos because they were all weak and fahggy!"
.....Something something anal sex is 'modern' now?....
"Oh, but I had this hot 22 year-old co-worker once who was hot, but she pooed her pants twice at work and it was undoubtedly because of anal sex! Because she had a boyfriend in college, and being hot and all, you know that could never happen due to natural causes!!"
Of course.
 
2014-03-06 11:37:26 AM  

Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]


YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?
 
2014-03-06 11:37:31 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 11:38:14 AM  

Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]


poop peter is even more fun when you have a foreskin
 
2014-03-06 11:43:38 AM  
E5bie: Choose few partners. Don't want injury? Duh. Do nice sex, not on drugs or alcohol.

Two words. College students. Deafness is a symptom.
 
2014-03-06 11:45:38 AM  

E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?


I've had more clots than poop on mine.
 
2014-03-06 11:52:12 AM  

E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?


Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.
 
2014-03-06 11:52:18 AM  
Damn..... I'm getting old I guess.

I have no interest in "Riding the Hershey Highway" nor shaved vaginas. I guess I pay more attention to my wife and less attention to how she looks down below or what other points of entry are available.

/Some holes are for poopin' not snoopin'
 
2014-03-06 11:53:51 AM  

DarkVader: They're just now figuring out anal at Brown?  I was banging the ladies up the butt when I was in college 20 years ago, and I went to a state university.

And no, I wasn't always the one who brought it up.  Some women REALLY like the buttsex.

Of course, some of them say things like "you're way too big, no way are you putting that thing up my butt."

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 11:54:33 AM  
 
2014-03-06 11:55:26 AM  
I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:51 AM  
It's also a good loophole if you're a conservative Christian, since you're still technically a virgin afterwards  (nsfw).
 
2014-03-06 11:58:32 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Savage Bacon: Savage Bacon: FTA: "Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers," Abigail said on HuffPost Live. "Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost 'the road less traveled by' has gained some serious traffic."

When I'm looking at it, it's not south.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Noted for bringing everyone back alive.

/endurance expedition?
 
2014-03-06 12:01:31 PM  

ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson


Bucky Arson is, in the context of this thread, an epic misspelling, however. Sounds like a gay porn name.
 
2014-03-06 12:04:51 PM  

Valiente: ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson

Bucky Arson is, in the context of this thread, an epic misspelling, however. Sounds like a gay porn name.


It burns! It's fabulous but it burns!
 
2014-03-06 12:06:42 PM  

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


The look is variable, from "is this an Olympic gymnast in front of me?" to "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise" or "explosion at Arby's". NTTAWWT.

Shaved or shaved/trimmed does, however, greatly facilitate going downtown, as nobody on earth seems to have a "choking on a big ol' pube" fetish.

It's just fashion, really. I am old enough to recall when women on beaches in bikinis would have significant curlies poking out the sides of their swimwear bottoms. It wasn't a particularly tidy look on them nor on the Greek guy wearing budgie smuggler-grade Speedos.
 
2014-03-06 12:10:53 PM  
On a some what related note it looks like housewives are getting in on the action, so to speak. I saw this Suburban on the way home yesterday. I think that's how she got that car.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 12:12:10 PM  

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Funny.  I had this discussion with a friend a while ago.  She is about 5 ft tall and very petite.  She told me that she still has hair and is not fully shaved.  Her ex husband asked her to shave it all off once and when she said it made her feel like a pre-pubescent girl, her ex responded 'I know'.  To this day she is not sure he meant it to sound that creepy but it did and she said she could never have sex with him again after that.
 
2014-03-06 12:17:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 12:34:47 PM  

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.
 
2014-03-06 12:39:25 PM  
Every dorm is now stocked with a 55 gallon drum of AnalEase
 
2014-03-06 12:39:26 PM  

Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.


I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.
 
2014-03-06 12:43:16 PM  

MadMattressMack: On a some what related note it looks like housewives are getting in on the action, so to speak. I saw this Suburban on the way home yesterday. I think that's how she got that car.

[img.fark.net image 850x610]


www.survivinggrady.com
 
2014-03-06 12:43:52 PM  

JonnyBGoode: [www.bbc.co.uk image 466x262]


Took long enough for someone to post that.

What can brown do for you?


Lets paly hide and go anal.
 
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