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(Huffington Post)   College students have discovered this newfangled thing called "anal sex". What WILL they think of next?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 214
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2014-03-06 08:41:35 AM
It's better to give than to receive.
 
2014-03-06 08:46:38 AM
AIDS?
 
2014-03-06 08:53:09 AM
Brown University.

*Giggle*.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:53:24 AM
www.roflcat.com
 
2014-03-06 08:53:50 AM

gopher321: AIDS?


Everybody has AIDS!
 
2014-03-06 08:54:45 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-03-06 08:55:25 AM
good use of the asinine tag
 
2014-03-06 08:55:31 AM
Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij, has little doubt anal sex is happening at Brown University.

i lol'd
 
2014-03-06 08:55:33 AM
Surprise!
 
2014-03-06 08:56:07 AM

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't
 
2014-03-06 08:56:32 AM
Those wacky college kids, always inventing new ways to have sex. Bless their hearts.
 
2014-03-06 08:56:33 AM

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."
 
2014-03-06 08:56:43 AM
The reporter fails for not including a Rick Santorum quote or reference.
 
2014-03-06 08:57:39 AM
Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:57:43 AM

vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't


img.fark.net

Does she or doesn't she?  She had to have hooked up at least once... maybe someone knows.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:20 AM

mekki: going to Brown University


I think the coaches at Penn State already use that one.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:25 AM
Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:53 AM

vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't


This one?
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-06 08:59:44 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]


Do you have the original of that?
 
2014-03-06 08:59:55 AM
Did you folks know that actress LANA TURNER's name is an anagram for ANAL RUNTER?

/tsb
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 09:00:01 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


thanks.  I needed that information.
 
2014-03-06 09:00:13 AM
A friend of mine works in an old folks home, she told me that a lot of the old ladies have trouble holding in their shiat because they used anal sex as birth control.
She says that she is constantly cleaning up after them.
Have a nice day!
 
2014-03-06 09:00:32 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]


You wouldn't happen to have the unedited original, would you?
 
2014-03-06 09:00:49 AM

proteus_b: good use of the asinine tag


Asinine, faceatwo.
 
2014-03-06 09:00:56 AM

d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.


/here to help
 
2014-03-06 09:01:17 AM
verbaltoxin



Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.
 
2014-03-06 09:01:36 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


And if she has been eating peanuts, your dick looks like a Payday candy bar when you pull it out.

/not really
 
2014-03-06 09:02:04 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?


Do you have the original picture of that?

/oblig
 
2014-03-06 09:02:05 AM
After that autostart video.....  I feel the anal
 
2014-03-06 09:02:09 AM

mekki: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."


I think you're onto something.

first time: I just enrolled at Brown U.
she said no: I got expelled from Brown U.
done it before, but not with this person: I'm tutoring a transfer student from Brown U.
pickup line in a bar: Hey, baby, I need three more credits to graduate from Brown U.
 
2014-03-06 09:03:50 AM

WTFDYW: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

And if she has been eating peanuts, your dick looks like a Payday candy bar when you pull it out.

/not really


If she had corn for dinner, you can call your dick "Cobb".
 
2014-03-06 09:04:48 AM
There's nothing more knowledgeable than a 19 year old college student because they know everything.  If you don't don't believe me, just ask one about anything.
 
2014-03-06 09:08:00 AM
Not my thing.  I'm a risk taker, but not in that department.

/poop
 
2014-03-06 09:09:09 AM
FTFA: In her article, she cites a study conducted by the National Survey of Family Growth from 2006 to 2008, which stated that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives. Though the numbers are high, she claims that anal sex is mainly joked about on campus and that the students who do enjoy it are not outwardly willing to coming forward

Of course not - that's the whole point!

These kids are outwardly willing to coming from the rear.
 
2014-03-06 09:09:29 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


Maybe you should try using your penis next time, Gonzo.

/hey baby, wanna get felt?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:15 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?


Harry Pooper?

Hairy Pooper?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:23 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


If their pooper is too big might I suggest, ahem, tightening up your section criteria?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:42 AM
It's a great way to reduce the risk of pregnancy. (language maybe NSFW if you work with prudes)
 
2014-03-06 09:13:47 AM

Prof. Frink: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Maybe you should try using your penis next time, Gonzo.

/hey baby, wanna get felt?


Quality post all around.

You see this you losers? Be funny like this guy. Lamos.
 
2014-03-06 09:13:48 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.


Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.
 
2014-03-06 09:14:47 AM

verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


This is one of those cases where the people who decide to do this, on both ends, need to know what to do before and during, and the end results.

if the person receiving is not prepared there are....consequences...for the person performing the act.  A former roommate told me his gf was not prepared one night and he ended up with 'shiat dick', as he calls it.

Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

I am curious what the career span of a porn star is?  It has to be under a year right?  I know there are some girls that work for years but to me those are the outliers, like Nolan Ryan and Greg Maddux, not the norm.

//buzzkill
 
2014-03-06 09:15:57 AM
at that age, I wasn' realy sure wich part go where either.
 
2014-03-06 09:16:54 AM
Anal? We didn't even have dental when I was in college. Thanks, Obamacare.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 09:18:35 AM
Joke told by Scottish proctologists:

Rectum?

Nay, me lad, he kilt 'em!

/ba-dump, tchhhhh
//thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week
///and be sure to try the veal
 
2014-03-06 09:18:51 AM
I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.
 
2014-03-06 09:19:40 AM
verbaltoxin

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.


Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.


Rohypnol and Chloroform fixes that.
 
2014-03-06 09:20:01 AM
Personally, I did not expect a Robert Frost poem to be used for a bungbattering metaphor, and I'm left wondering if "yellow wood" is somehow racist.

Anal ain't for everyone, but some enjoy one or both ends of the transaction quite a bit. It needn't be dirty, either, if your prep is sound. But I sure as hell didn't have game at 19.

Twenty-one was a different story.
 
2014-03-06 09:21:20 AM
Shenanigans
sicollegefootball.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 09:22:27 AM

FatherChaos: [fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 403x318]


www.funnywallphotos.com
 
2014-03-06 09:24:17 AM

Valiente: Twenty-one was a different story.


Bend a few birches back in your day?
 
2014-03-06 09:24:29 AM
College Kid #1 - "I'm pretty sure my roommate's gay."

College Kid #2 - "What makes you say that?"

College Kid #1 - "His dick tastes like shiat."
 
2014-03-06 09:24:50 AM
I tried to go to Brown University last weekend but I didn't get admitted : (
 
2014-03-06 09:25:32 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".
 
2014-03-06 09:27:20 AM
FTA: "Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers," Abigail said on HuffPost Live. "Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost 'the road less traveled by' has gained some serious traffic."

Previously:
- "OK, Abigail, I'm gonna go ahead and quote you for my awesome article on anal sex, but I'm gonna need you to really lay the metaphors on thick here. Hell, throw in a historical reference to illustrate how things have changed or a quote from someone famous to show how you actually went to college. Ya know, to really drive that farker home. Got it?"
 
2014-03-06 09:27:24 AM
FTFA: "44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives"

So what? Having tried it once is hardly the same as there being some sort of epidemic of anal sex going on. They should ask if it's a regular part of their sexual routine. Lots of people will try something once, decide it's not their thing, and never do it again.
 
2014-03-06 09:29:02 AM

vudukungfu: Valiente: Twenty-one was a different story.

Bend a few birches back in your day?


Nice and easy did it, yes, every time.

/what's wrong with a kiss, boy?
 
2014-03-06 09:29:25 AM

Wrath of Heaven: I tried to go to Brown University last weekend but I didn't get admitted : (


Yeah, you have to be able to afford the tuition.
 
2014-03-06 09:29:37 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-06 09:30:20 AM
Nasty gross ewww poop
 
2014-03-06 09:32:17 AM

King Something: walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]

You wouldn't happen to have the unedited original, would you?


www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2014-03-06 09:32:58 AM
They're just now figuring out anal at Brown?  I was banging the ladies up the butt when I was in college 20 years ago, and I went to a state university.

And no, I wasn't always the one who brought it up.  Some women REALLY like the buttsex.

Of course, some of them say things like "you're way too big, no way are you putting that thing up my butt."
 
2014-03-06 09:34:15 AM

Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....


For one thing, it doubles your chances of finding a partner.
 
2014-03-06 09:35:52 AM

xanadian: Wrath of Heaven: I tried to go to Brown University last weekend but I didn't get admitted : (

Yeah, you have to be able to afford the tuition.


I wasn't Brown material : )
 
2014-03-06 09:37:06 AM
Be careful, it's usually well-guarded.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 09:38:04 AM
I've gone 51 years without the anal, and I'm perfectly OK with that. I imagine Mrs_Fabulous is pretty OK with that, too.

Seriously, it just doesn't appeal to me. But hey, knock yourselves out.
 
2014-03-06 09:38:18 AM
Yes Yes, and they all have rainbow parties where digital drugs are played on TV's and the jankum flows.
 
2014-03-06 09:39:07 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Be careful, it's usually well-guarded.

[i.imgur.com image 478x317]


I see that Goatse's finally gone full Sarlacc.
 
2014-03-06 09:41:03 AM
"Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers."

If this is true then every gay man over 30 should be in diapers right?
 
2014-03-06 09:41:51 AM

MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".


Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.
 
2014-03-06 09:43:59 AM

ChrisDe: mekki: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."

I think you're onto something.

first time: I just enrolled at Brown U.
she said no: I got expelled from Brown U.
done it before, but not with this person: I'm tutoring a transfer student from Brown U.
pickup line in a bar: Hey, baby, I need three more credits to graduate from Brown U.


I'm lecturing at Brown U. : giving a rim-job.
 
2014-03-06 09:45:29 AM
Don't you kids get it?  You may think going anal is cool, butt there are consequences sneaking up behind you.  And they can be a real pain in the ass!  This hole fad smells like shiat, even if the thought of it gives you a shiat eating grin.

So here's the straight poop on the tissue:  Anal sex will just make look like an ass to your friends.


/it's the end of times, I tell you!
 
2014-03-06 09:47:21 AM

Virtue: "Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers."

If this is true then every gay man over 30 should be in diapers right?


Well, I think it's safe to presume most gay men aren't taking porn-sized dick in their arse four hours a day, so there's that.
 
2014-03-06 09:49:38 AM
as my 11th grade biology teacher said (in his thick scottish burr), "the anus was never meant for the pounding of the penis."

/he was discussing mucus membranes, not making ideological statements
 
2014-03-06 09:51:41 AM
Meh, it's overrated.
 
2014-03-06 09:52:53 AM

Savage Bacon: FTA: "Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers," Abigail said on HuffPost Live. "Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost 'the road less traveled by' has gained some serious traffic."

Previously:
- "OK, Abigail, I'm gonna go ahead and quote you for my awesome article on anal sex, but I'm gonna need you to really lay the metaphors on thick here. Hell, throw in a historical reference to illustrate how things have changed or a quote from someone famous to show how you actually went to college. Ya know, to really drive that farker home. Got it?"


Mmmmm!  HuffPo, and we're surprised that a pompous ass wrote the article, are we?  OK, then, what the next observation, "Hey, did you ever notice that the stuff from Salon really sucks?"
 
2014-03-06 09:55:06 AM
imageshack.com

Buncha preverts.
 
2014-03-06 09:55:37 AM

Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.


your killing the romance
 
2014-03-06 09:56:21 AM

here to help: MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".

Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.


I have this hypothesis that the number of women who love anal sex is roughly equal to the number of men who love receiving it.
I haven't actually done any research on this, but I bet it's true. Anybody got stats?
 
2014-03-06 09:56:31 AM

here to help: MemeSlave: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Then you're doing it wrong.   Unless "awful" means "lube smell".

Unless the catcher gives themselves an enema and an ass douche right before the action starts there IS going to be poop particles. Asses are kind of where poop lives.

Not being a misogynistic frat boy peckerhead I don't expect a woman to do all that prep work for something they aren't even designed to enjoy (unlike men who do have pleasure receptors in their butts). If they are REALLY into it and want me to plow the stink I will accommodate them however I have met very few women who were actually into it. Most seem to just do it because guys think it's teh bestest thing evar! It really isn't and it seems to be mostly a dominance/degradation thing for a lot of guys.

That's not to say there aren't woman out there who LOVE pooper sex but they are quite rare in my experience. I think I've only had one girl ask for me to drop it in there. Even then I think she was just trying to turn me on.


Well, the ones who absolutely love it are less common, but they are out there.  I've got an ex gf who complains to me about her current boyfriend because he won't put it in her butt.

And yes, there's occasionally poop on your dick.  That's what soap and water are for.  Always wash up before you switch back to the vagina, don't risk a urinary tract infection.
 
2014-03-06 10:03:45 AM

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


There's a UNIVERSITY for it?
 
2014-03-06 10:04:13 AM

verbaltoxin: Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.

Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.


Yes, yes they do.  Some of them just don't know it yet.
 
2014-03-06 10:05:03 AM
So, TFA's linked article, the college rag column about anal sex, has comments below.
This one CRACKED ME UP! OMG.

NW_Mktg_Guy: Ms Idahosky - The people who may label the author as "cheap and easy" are the people who I feel sorry for and ashamed of. My guess is that those people don't even know her. To me, she comes off as intelligent, brave, and comfortable with who she is. She isn't in denial and she writes about the world that we all live in, but you would like to believe doesn't exist. No one would ask you to agree with or to embrace the actions being described. It's your choice to consider them as you see fit. In fact it's your right. But to suggest her column be censored or eliminated works against a freedom that ten's of thousands have fought to preserve. You're just wrong on that count.
One last observation about the author's parents. While they might not have chosen the type of column that she writes or the specific topics that she covers, I know that they are proud of her confidence, the skill of her reporting, and the amazing young adult that she's become. How would I know that? I'm one of her parents! You rocked it again Abby. Well done! *BIG SMILEY EMOTICON*


Of all the places for Cheerleader Dad to show up.... wow.
 
2014-03-06 10:05:31 AM

sedric: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

your killing the romance


Pumping away in a girl's butt, while the rooms fills with the lovely aroma of shiat, ultimately causing me to vomit all over the girl, has been my Valentine's day fantasy from as long as I can remember.  Come on ladies, get in line.
 
2014-03-06 10:07:59 AM
Just remember kids--anal is great, but for the love of Satan don't slip it in her rear and then into the whole betwixt two ear.

People are gross. You might as well just lay a dookie in her mouth.

/Autocorrect tried to change dookie to cookie
//Hilarity
 
2014-03-06 10:08:58 AM
All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime. What? Oh, anal sex with chicks? I mean yeah, of course with chicks!
 
2014-03-06 10:09:27 AM

E5bie: I have this hypothesis that the number of women who love anal sex is roughly equal to the number of men who love receiving it.
I haven't actually done any research on this, but I bet it's true. Anybody got stats?


I'm betting it's significantly less. Men actually get something out of it because of the prostate being stimulated. Also if you take into account all the guys who WOULD love getting plowed but would never try it or admit it because "ew, icky gay!!" the amount of dudes into it would go way up.

/has had many girls try to stick their fingers up there
//nope
///I poop from there
 
2014-03-06 10:09:51 AM

Fissile: sedric: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

your killing the romance

Pumping away in a girl's butt, while the rooms fills with the lovely aroma of shiat, ultimately causing me to vomit all over the girl, has been my Valentine's day fantasy from as long as I can remember.  Come on ladies, get in line.


That's going to take some work on your part.  I know the puke fetish is real, but I've never actually met anyone into it.  Good luck finding someone, you're going to need it.
 
2014-03-06 10:12:59 AM
What what?
 
2014-03-06 10:13:40 AM

assets.nydailynews.com

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

 
2014-03-06 10:20:09 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 10:21:21 AM
lube creates a barrier and just like PAM it wont let shiat stick to your penis.

When done right, it's awesome.  Takes patience and a relaxed slut though.

/wife is a slut
//slut is a term of endearment
 
2014-03-06 10:24:41 AM

Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.


I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.
 
2014-03-06 10:25:41 AM

Mr_Fabulous: I've gone 51 years without the anal, and I'm perfectly OK with that. I imagine Mrs_Fabulous is pretty OK with that, too.

Seriously, it just doesn't appeal to me. But hey, knock yourselves out.


Does she work during the day or should I wait until the weekend to come over so you can watch?
 
2014-03-06 10:27:40 AM

maram500: /Autocorrect tried to change dookie to cookie


At least it didn't try to change it to Wookiee...
 
2014-03-06 10:29:20 AM

AspectRatio: What what?


came here to say this
 
2014-03-06 10:29:58 AM
here to help:

/has had many girls try to stick their fingers up there
//nope
///I poop from there


Good to know! Personally, I have negative sexual interest in other people's butts. Wouldn't poke it if he begged me.
OTOH, if my butt is the clean, *rolls eyes* if he must...
 
2014-03-06 10:29:59 AM
Big difference between a couple having occasional 'special night' backdoor spelunking and porn queens who take triple anal or a fist up there.

And how are all these posters getting poop on their junk? You're not supposed to do it when she's ready to drop the kids at the pool. Planning/preparation is key.
 
2014-03-06 10:30:02 AM

here to help: E5bie: I have this hypothesis that the number of women who love anal sex is roughly equal to the number of men who love receiving it.
I haven't actually done any research on this, but I bet it's true. Anybody got stats?

I'm betting it's significantly less. Men actually get something out of it because of the prostate being stimulated. Also if you take into account all the guys who WOULD love getting plowed but would never try it or admit it because "ew, icky gay!!" the amount of dudes into it would go way up.

/has had many girls try to stick their fingers up there
//nope
///I poop from there


You can also stimulate the prostate by rubbing the crotchtal area, right behind the balls.  Works great with beejes.

/TMYK
 
2014-03-06 10:30:40 AM

Savage Bacon: Savage Bacon: FTA: "Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers," Abigail said on HuffPost Live. "Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost 'the road less traveled by' has gained some serious traffic."


When I'm looking at it, it's not south.
 
2014-03-06 10:30:52 AM

Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.


I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.
 
2014-03-06 10:33:41 AM
Boooooo
 
2014-03-06 10:36:57 AM
when did this become a reddit AMA?
 
2014-03-06 10:37:45 AM
 
2014-03-06 10:39:40 AM
I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.
 
2014-03-06 10:44:03 AM

Koodz: I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.


Sh*t dick is very much a thing. It has to be countermanded to enjoy the anal experience. Also sex therapists do in fact recommend sh*tting, showering, and even using enemas prior to prevent it. They also discourage barebacking because your urethra will contact an Amazon rainforest's worth of germs when it goes inside somebody's ass.

So if your lady or guy wants to receive, feel miminal pain and discomfort, and not have anal leakage issues down the line, and if you don't want a UTI or something worse introduced to your cock, there is a lot of prep work for buttsex.

It's not really worth it when the vagina is right f*cking there.
 
2014-03-06 10:45:05 AM

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


Oh Fissile, if poop is hanging out within dick's reach of your exit hole, you should know. Either you feel it, or you have the runs.
(Or you have nerve damage in the area, which usually comes with enough incontinence that you are unlikely to find a sex partner.)
Easy enough to say no in any case.
 
2014-03-06 10:46:11 AM

sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B


Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson
 
2014-03-06 10:46:53 AM
Technical virgin is the best kind of virgin.
 
2014-03-06 10:47:08 AM

slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.


Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.
 
2014-03-06 10:50:33 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 10:51:48 AM
Listen up, son of mine
Momma got something to tell you
All about growing pains
Life will pound away
Where the light don't shine, son
Take it like a man

Suck it up, son of mine
Thunder blowing up your horizon
 
2014-03-06 10:53:00 AM

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


As an offical peanut gallery referee, he's right and you're wrong.

As long as your partner's poop is structurally competent (high-fiber diet is inportant kids) and they have had a bowel movement recently, you won't be finding poop on the end of your sclong when you stab the brown eyed starfish.

Why would you? The colon and rectum are self cleaning, unlike the vagina.

So yeah, the extent of the "prep work" necessary is making sure your partner had a solid bowel movement that day.
 
2014-03-06 10:54:13 AM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


Is it any different than shaving legs or underarms?
 
2014-03-06 10:54:18 AM

xanadian: You can also stimulate the prostate by rubbing the crotchtal area, right behind the balls. Works great with beejes.

/TMYK


Yup. That's pretty pleasant but from what I understand doesn't give the full effect as direct stimulation. Still... I have a sensitive bunghole so I don't trust fingers and whatnot probing around back there. Especially when fingernails are involved.

E5bie: OTOH, if my butt is the clean, *rolls eyes* if he must...


Yeah, that seems to be the usual attitude. I get more turned on by a chick being turned on than anything else so if they are just doing something to appease me but not getting anything out of it... well that's a boner killer.

And today we are learning far too much about hth's sex life... well what used to be his sex life. Your welcome.
 
2014-03-06 10:56:53 AM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.
 
2014-03-06 10:59:22 AM

verbaltoxin: It's not really worth it when the vagina is right f*cking there.


Yeah we don't really see the point of that either. She's not too interested in taking it there. It's just another hole after all. Mine gets a lot more use because it's the only one I have. She's discovered an interest in that, and honestly it feels incredible. I would recommend to any man who's partner may be interested in giving them prostrate orgasms to let them try it.
 
2014-03-06 11:03:18 AM

E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.


Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.
 
2014-03-06 11:04:38 AM
Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.
 
2014-03-06 11:09:21 AM

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Nothing wrong with that. But let's just say, I understand why very fat men prefer to keep their beards.
 
2014-03-06 11:10:49 AM

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Mouths are cool too.
 
2014-03-06 11:15:23 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.


I loved Eric Clapton's solo on that song.
 
2014-03-06 11:16:53 AM

ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson,


Correctomundo! Gene Pompa, playing the gay hairdresser Tomas telling of his love lost, due to anal smells.
 
2014-03-06 11:17:55 AM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I think the shaving thing started around the time women's swimwear started being made out of dental floss.
 
2014-03-06 11:18:20 AM
My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.
 
2014-03-06 11:22:02 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 11:26:53 AM

ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.


You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-06 11:28:13 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Modern Americans will also discover the joys of fissures, tears, cancers and lots of other wonderful things associated with opening Pandora's second box.

But please be more modern than your parents. While your genitals don't weep.


#1 cause of fecal incontinence, trauma to sphincter muscles caused by CHILDBIRTH.
#2 on down the list causes, a dozen conditions that have zip-all to do with anal sex.


Don't want STD's? Wear condoms. Choose few partners. Don't want injury? Duh. Do nice sex, not on drugs or alcohol.

Gotta love the internet anal purity brigade.
"Oh, but I met a nursing home aide who said that the old women there were incontinent because they had used anal sex as birth control!"
"Oh, and I visited an old folks home and there were old men there who had colostomy bags from being homos, and you could tell that these old men had all been the biggest homos because they were all weak and fahggy!"
.....Something something anal sex is 'modern' now?....
"Oh, but I had this hot 22 year-old co-worker once who was hot, but she pooed her pants twice at work and it was undoubtedly because of anal sex! Because she had a boyfriend in college, and being hot and all, you know that could never happen due to natural causes!!"
Of course.
 
2014-03-06 11:37:26 AM

Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]


YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?
 
2014-03-06 11:37:31 AM
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 11:38:14 AM

Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]


poop peter is even more fun when you have a foreskin
 
2014-03-06 11:43:38 AM
E5bie: Choose few partners. Don't want injury? Duh. Do nice sex, not on drugs or alcohol.

Two words. College students. Deafness is a symptom.
 
2014-03-06 11:45:38 AM

E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?


I've had more clots than poop on mine.
 
2014-03-06 11:52:12 AM

E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?


Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.
 
2014-03-06 11:52:18 AM
Damn..... I'm getting old I guess.

I have no interest in "Riding the Hershey Highway" nor shaved vaginas. I guess I pay more attention to my wife and less attention to how she looks down below or what other points of entry are available.

/Some holes are for poopin' not snoopin'
 
2014-03-06 11:53:51 AM

DarkVader: They're just now figuring out anal at Brown?  I was banging the ladies up the butt when I was in college 20 years ago, and I went to a state university.

And no, I wasn't always the one who brought it up.  Some women REALLY like the buttsex.

Of course, some of them say things like "you're way too big, no way are you putting that thing up my butt."

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 11:54:33 AM
 
2014-03-06 11:55:26 AM
I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.
 
2014-03-06 11:56:51 AM
It's also a good loophole if you're a conservative Christian, since you're still technically a virgin afterwards  (nsfw).
 
2014-03-06 11:58:32 AM

Kangaroo_Ralph: Savage Bacon: Savage Bacon: FTA: "Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers," Abigail said on HuffPost Live. "Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost 'the road less traveled by' has gained some serious traffic."

When I'm looking at it, it's not south.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Noted for bringing everyone back alive.

/endurance expedition?
 
2014-03-06 12:01:31 PM

ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson


Bucky Arson is, in the context of this thread, an epic misspelling, however. Sounds like a gay porn name.
 
2014-03-06 12:04:51 PM

Valiente: ransack.: sepuku2: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=scenes+from+bucky+arson&qpvt=scen e s+from+bucky+arson&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=30A6775E5C9E6A9ABC1B30A67 75E5C9E6A9ABC1B

Uh, I think it's Bucky Larson

Bucky Arson is, in the context of this thread, an epic misspelling, however. Sounds like a gay porn name.


It burns! It's fabulous but it burns!
 
2014-03-06 12:06:42 PM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


The look is variable, from "is this an Olympic gymnast in front of me?" to "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise" or "explosion at Arby's". NTTAWWT.

Shaved or shaved/trimmed does, however, greatly facilitate going downtown, as nobody on earth seems to have a "choking on a big ol' pube" fetish.

It's just fashion, really. I am old enough to recall when women on beaches in bikinis would have significant curlies poking out the sides of their swimwear bottoms. It wasn't a particularly tidy look on them nor on the Greek guy wearing budgie smuggler-grade Speedos.
 
2014-03-06 12:10:53 PM
On a some what related note it looks like housewives are getting in on the action, so to speak. I saw this Suburban on the way home yesterday. I think that's how she got that car.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 12:12:10 PM

here to help: E5bie: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

It's an evolutionary psychology thing. See, men are attracted to women who can produce healthy babies. To produce healthy babies, the woman needs a healthy immune system. If a woman can shave clean with no bumps, and not get razor burn or irritation down there, not even on the panty line or in the delicate folds of skin that rub together 12-hour stubble like hell's sandpaper, then that woman has a great immune system.

Hahahahahah!!! No. I personally just like seeing all the soft ripples and folds of a nice pretty vajeen. However a landing strip or something to give the look of womanhood is appreciated and occasionally an out of control jungle muff can be fun.

IDK... I just like vaginas.


Funny.  I had this discussion with a friend a while ago.  She is about 5 ft tall and very petite.  She told me that she still has hair and is not fully shaved.  Her ex husband asked her to shave it all off once and when she said it made her feel like a pre-pubescent girl, her ex responded 'I know'.  To this day she is not sure he meant it to sound that creepy but it did and she said she could never have sex with him again after that.
 
2014-03-06 12:17:24 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 12:34:47 PM

Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.


As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.
 
2014-03-06 12:39:25 PM
Every dorm is now stocked with a 55 gallon drum of AnalEase
 
2014-03-06 12:39:26 PM

Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.


I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.
 
2014-03-06 12:43:16 PM

MadMattressMack: On a some what related note it looks like housewives are getting in on the action, so to speak. I saw this Suburban on the way home yesterday. I think that's how she got that car.

[img.fark.net image 850x610]


www.survivinggrady.com
 
2014-03-06 12:43:52 PM

JonnyBGoode: [www.bbc.co.uk image 466x262]


Took long enough for someone to post that.

What can brown do for you?


Lets paly hide and go anal.
 
2014-03-06 12:44:05 PM

ransack.: E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?

Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.


Nothing turns me off faster than the prospect of having to do laundry immediately after having sex. And that's why I put on the "closed for renovation" underpants one week a month.
 
2014-03-06 12:44:06 PM

blatz514: Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.


www.ar15.com

Dude, kinda risky signing one out during a school day, no?
 
2014-03-06 12:45:03 PM
"When I'm done , you aint gonna shiat right for a week"

BB Thorton

"Ahh Your ass, Your face, whats the difference?"

D Nukem
 
2014-03-06 12:48:50 PM
This article is full of gold:

1 - A quote from A. Student.
2 - Other cool names such as Indigo Trigg-Hauger and Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij.
3 - Anal sex at Brown University.

You can't make this stuff up.

/ or can you?
 
2014-03-06 12:53:04 PM

Valiente: blatz514: Koodz: I've had more clots than poop on mine.

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating a brat.

[www.ar15.com image 225x556]

Dude, kinda risky signing one out during a school day, no?


media0.giphy.com

/lulz
 
2014-03-06 12:56:20 PM

KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.


Was she a redhead named Jen?
 
2014-03-06 01:09:12 PM

verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I think you just answered your own question. It's common because kids these days do whatever the ads tell them.
 
2014-03-06 01:14:36 PM

macadamnut: verbaltoxin: slayer199: I was born 30 years too late.  A majority of women with shaved beavers, enjoying buttsecks...damn.

Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

I think you just answered your own question. It's common because kids these days do whatever the ads tell them.


Tell me about it.  If i see one more Coca-Cola ad with a bunch of women with no pubic hair running around drinking Diet Coke, I'm going to scream!
 
2014-03-06 01:33:00 PM
My idea of anal sex
cdn.filmschoolrejects.com
 
2014-03-06 01:36:06 PM

Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.


It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.
 
2014-03-06 01:44:55 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
But you can tell daddy your still a virgin.
 
2014-03-06 01:51:17 PM

ransack.: Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.

It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.


You CAN, but you really shouldnt.. that is unless you wash up and then go back.

sheesh.
 
2014-03-06 01:54:25 PM
FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?
 
2014-03-06 01:55:00 PM
I wonder what buttsex would be like with one of these electrocuting to her butt while you were farking her

http://www.flexmini.ca/
 
2014-03-06 01:56:02 PM
There once were two cowboys all alone out in the woods and they found out you can have sex with another man now theyre having buttsex, cowboy buttsex, sodomeeeeeeey
 
2014-03-06 01:56:07 PM

kvinesknows: ransack.: Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.

It's not one part, it's dessert. You can't go back in the pussy after the ass.

You CAN, but you really shouldnt.. that is unless you wash up and then go back.

sheesh.


Talk about a mood-killer!
 
2014-03-06 02:00:30 PM

here to help: d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.

/here to help


LOL
 
2014-03-06 02:02:44 PM

bluenote13: verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.

This is one of those cases where the people who decide to do this, on both ends, need to know what to do before and during, and the end results.

if the person receiving is not prepared there are....consequences...for the person performing the act.  A former roommate told me his gf was not prepared one night and he ended up with 'shiat dick', as he calls it.

Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

I am curious what the career span of a porn star is?  It has to be under a year right?  I know there are some girls that work for years but to me those are the outliers, like Nolan Ryan and Greg Maddux, not the norm.

//buzzkill


DEPENDS
 
2014-03-06 02:03:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 02:05:18 PM

ransack.: Talk about a mood-killer!


If you leave her tied to the bed, blindfold on, and vibrator going full blast, she won't even know you left to go wash up!
 
2014-03-06 02:10:09 PM

macadamnut: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime. What? Oh, anal sex with chicks? I mean yeah, of course with chicks!


LOL
 
2014-03-06 02:11:33 PM
Nothing wrong with a little mud on the helmet but I prefer to have a raincoat on. That whole poop stain and UTI thing sounds nasty.
//shocked there were not more Santorum jokes. Don't let that frothy meme die off folks.
 
2014-03-06 02:14:58 PM

monoski: Nothing wrong with a little mud on the helmet but I prefer to have a raincoat on. That whole poop stain and UTI thing sounds nasty.
//shocked there were not more Santorum jokes. Don't let that frothy meme die off folks.


i512.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 02:24:45 PM

teenytinycornteeth: ransack.: E5bie: Fissile: ransack.: My girlfriend enjoys and usually initiates butt sex, and yes, I've had poo on my wiener. I always pee as soon as I can to clean the poo particles out of my urethra, though. I've never had a UTI. Personally, I've no preference, I just do what I'm told.

You had Poop-Peter?  How can that be?  I've been informed by others on this thread  that never happens.

To avoid poop-Peter, the receiving party needs to poop, and then employ an enema.  Even then, they are no guarantees.  As I've said, you like it?  Go right ahead.  Me?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 272x272]

YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick, sourdough-dick, light-spotting-dick and the ol' crimson-surprise, any comments?

Blood doesn't bother me at all, FWIW. My first sexual partner always got very horny when her period began and I was 16 so I just went along with it, and found it didn't bother me at all, aside from ruined sheets.

Nothing turns me off faster than the prospect of having to do laundry immediately after having sex. And that's why I put on the "closed for renovation" underpants one week a month.


Step 1:  Black sheets.

Step 2:  Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains.  Works for her underwear too.
 
2014-03-06 02:35:22 PM

DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.


theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 02:45:56 PM
I never understood the appeal...the idea grosses me out.

I've had two girls ask me, mid intercourse, if I wanted to stick it in the pooper....

Both times it went like this:

Me: "um..no thanks"
her: "thank god!"
 
2014-03-06 02:47:07 PM

macadamnut: DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.

[theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com image 300x213]


Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.
 
2014-03-06 02:53:43 PM

DarkVader: Step 1:  Black sheets.

Step 2:  Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains.  Works for her underwear too.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 03:01:07 PM
"moving their entry point two inches south"

2"?

That's like |----------------|----------------|.  Fine if she's 6'5". Taint nothin' to be ashamed of, just sayin.
 
2014-03-06 03:03:01 PM
DarkVader:Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.

Period sex? Like Downton Abbey or something?

/ok, I guess that would be Downtown Abbey in this case...
 
2014-03-06 03:23:21 PM

DarkVader: macadamnut: DarkVader: Step 1: Black sheets.

Step 2: Black towels.

The bloodstains don't show, so you don't have to rush to do laundry.

Oh, and peroxide takes out bloodstains. Works for her underwear too.

[theonlyblogworthreading.files.wordpress.com image 300x213]

Not sarcastic, just a guy who doesn't mind period sex but takes reasonable precautions.


Fist bump from another guy who doesn't mind period sex

Feels just the same!
 
2014-03-06 03:39:52 PM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


Exactly.  Anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be...
 
2014-03-06 03:48:35 PM

Valiente: The look is variable, from "is this an Olympic gymnast in front of me?" to "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise" or "explosion at Arby's". NTTAWWT.

Shaved or shaved/trimmed does, however, greatly facilitate going downtown, as nobody on earth seems to have a "choking on a big ol' pube" fetish.

It's just fashion, really. I am old enough to recall when women on beaches in bikinis would have significant curlies poking out the sides of their swimwear bottoms. It wasn't a particularly tidy look on them nor on the Greek guy wearing budgie smuggler-grade Speedos.


Exactly.  It doesn't have to be full-on Brazlian, but a shave/wax below makes giving oral more enjoyable.  After going downtown on some unshaved kitty, it looks like I fell off my bicycle and skinned my chin.
 
2014-03-06 03:48:57 PM
If they could just tattoo a 3 on the girls head, it would be most helpful.  I would certainly save a lot of time and money.
 
2014-03-06 03:50:38 PM

Mighty_Joe: Fissile: Koodz: Fissile: I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.

I'm sure you don't wanna know how we know you're telling the truth about your lack of anal experience, but I'll let it suffice that poop doesn't get stored where you think it does.

I don't believe you're the one who knows what he's talking about.   I'm not trying to talk you out of it.  You like poop? Go right ahead, so long as I'm not involved.

As Koodz says, you need some anatomy/biology lessons.
My current girlfriend craves anal and I'm more than willing to give it to her.  Got to go slow and use plenty of tongue, fingers and lube before taking the plunge.  Its one part of a balanced sexual buffet.
If you can't handle it, good for you, but don't spread misinformation around.  Makes it harder for me to train the next one.


I've had a couple like that...kinda got spoiled with a few long-term girlfriends that really got off on it.  Current gf is kinda meh on it...lucky if I get her ass once a month but she's freaky in other ways so I guess it balances out.
 
2014-03-06 03:54:44 PM

ChipNASA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 304x232]


imageshack.com
 
2014-03-06 04:03:03 PM
Have any of you ever been with a woman who did not have an anus?
 
2014-03-06 04:03:06 PM
bluenote13:
Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

You know how I know you have no farking idea what you are talking about? Ya, I read your idiot post. The ass, just like every bit of things on person's body, is just something that needs exercising. Go stroll into your nearest gay leather bar and ask one of those 50 year old bottoms if they need to wear diapers or not. Then post if you can still talk correctly missing your teeth.

The stupid. It burns.
 
2014-03-06 04:16:35 PM

neversubmit: FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?


Or, like always when it comes to sex-related survey questions, a portion of the men are lying by claiming to have done something when they really haven't, while a portion of the women are lying by claiming to not have done something that they really have...
 
2014-03-06 04:21:07 PM
I've had one relationship where she would do anal occassionally

It made her orgasm hard.  much much more intense than any other way.

It took time and effort, to get in with causing her discomfort, but it was worth it
 
2014-03-06 04:55:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 05:03:15 PM

Valiente: "bulldog fighting a jar of mayonnaise"


OK, that's a new one to me. Think I need some visual reference material, but aren't sure I'd want to see it.
 
2014-03-06 05:26:06 PM

E5bie: YMMV. To each their own. I have occasionally wondered about the relative level of horror associated with fish-dick, vinegar-dick,


Ah, yes.  The ol' "Dickle Surprise."
 
2014-03-06 05:29:19 PM

gopher321: AIDS?

Obligatory:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 06:09:00 PM

swingbozo: bluenote13:
Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

You know how I know you have no farking idea what you are talking about? Ya, I read your idiot post. The ass, just like every bit of things on person's body, is just something that needs exercising. Go stroll into your nearest gay leather bar and ask one of those 50 year old bottoms if they need to wear diapers or not. Then post if you can still talk correctly missing your teeth.

The stupid. It burns.


Every leather daddy I've ever met has been a real sweetheart, if you ask that question you will most likely get an eye roll and a "do I look like I'm wearing a diaper? Go back to the suburbs".
 
2014-03-06 06:58:34 PM
Asinine tag. Well played. Well played.
 
2014-03-06 07:02:55 PM
meh. everyone woman i've done it to enjoyed it

and i did too

yay!
 
2014-03-06 07:22:02 PM

verbaltoxin: Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.


I was told it was because of porn, and men wanting to be able to have a good look at a pussy and not have it blocked by hair. Same reason porn includes a lot of ridiculous positions, the don't make it feel great but allow for a camera to film the action.

When there is so much porn out there competing, then each new film is trying to out do the next in what it offers. See more of the pussy, see a girl take more dick, see her get cum on her face, see her take in in more holes, see more degradation, whatever. Porn is incidentally also how anal became much more of a thing.

Porn is a visual medium designed to appeal mostly to males, (some women love porn, but the audience is mostly male) and has absolutely nothing to do with what women actually enjoy with regards to sex.  It does appear to affect what men now expect, and women do pick up on what it is men want, and they will go along with it to a point, depending on how much they care about their partner. Though some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing.
 
2014-03-06 07:24:02 PM

Jingle Strangle: Have any of you ever been with a woman who did not have an anus?


More importantly, have you ever been with a woman who did not have a vagina?
 
2014-03-06 10:03:27 PM

d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.

But if you help her with an enema, it won't be so bad at all... not eliminated... just not that bad. The Santorum runs thinner that way.

(BTW, use Cetaphil cleanser and lotion.)
 
2014-03-06 10:51:21 PM
 
2014-03-06 10:55:26 PM

Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing


Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.
 
2014-03-06 11:55:28 PM
I'm lucky to be with a women who is very much into anal.  More than I am, to be honest.  We can range from crazy monkey anal sex that leaves her limp as a dishrag and gives her "aftershock" orgasms for days afterward to long lazy "just staying connected" anal sex that keeps us close and together while we do something else, like watching a movie or sleeping in for an entire morning.

With the right woman and the proper preparation, there's nothing smelly or disgusting about it.  If it's smelly and/or disgusting, re-examine your pre-anal regimen and figure out what you did wrong.
 
2014-03-07 12:11:12 AM

verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


Quote from Ron Jeremy: If it looks good on screen it feels like shait.

Hmmm....
 
2014-03-07 06:32:49 AM

Nidiot: verbaltoxin: Someone explain to me why a vagina shaved clean to look prepubescent is hot, and why it's so common.

I was told it was because of porn, and men wanting to be able to have a good look at a pussy and not have it blocked by hair.


That's probably one reason it's stuck around, but I had heard the original reason it became popular in porn was to prevent the spread of pubic lice ("crabs")...
 
2014-03-07 09:13:16 AM

Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.


more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?
 
2014-03-07 09:28:03 AM

kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?


Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.
 
2014-03-07 10:51:08 AM

dj_spanmaster: KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.

Was she a redhead named Jen?


We've all been down that road named Jen. Sometimes five, six times a day.
 
2014-03-07 11:01:58 AM

Valiente: dj_spanmaster: KidKorporate: I had a gf that was way into it, I would work her ass while she was on vibrator duty up front. She would have deep, churning orgasms that made me feel like I stuck my dick in a cow milking machine. Why yes, she was crazy.

Was she a redhead named Jen?

We've all been down that road named Jen. Sometimes five, six times a day.


They all say, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." That sex was the best and well worth it.  I suppose she may not have been so crazy, but you wouldn't know it in the bedroom.
 
2014-03-07 11:39:21 AM

neversubmit: FTFA: that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives.

Any maths wiz want to ELI5? Are the "straight men" butt banging other dudes or the same few chicks riding many a hog?


Well, one time at band camp...

Actually, as far as I can note, the disparity between the numbers does relate to a small percentage of women who have a LOT of action. They tend not to talk about it due to our society's continuing problems with horndog females, but they are certainly out there. And in there.
 
2014-03-07 11:49:47 AM

Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.


you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.
 
2014-03-07 02:55:01 PM

kvinesknows: Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.

you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.


Wrong. I do understand that all too well. I've found my niche, it's all good.

/quality over quantity
//substance over style
///you sound lonely
 
2014-03-07 04:11:49 PM
DreamyAltarBoy:

Every leather daddy I've ever met has been a real sweetheart, if you ask that question you will most likely get an eye roll and a "do I look like I'm wearing a diaper? Go back to the suburbs".

LOL. Every time I go into a leather bar I end up trading recipes and talking about my latest Kitchen Aid appliance. I did escort "Snickers LeBar" into what was the Eagle back a number of years ago. She was impressed with the industrial rubber mat covered table that I'm sure had multiple uses. They had just removed the sling that was over the bar because some drunk barback from Silverado had fallen out of it and broken his arm.
 
2014-03-07 05:35:16 PM

kvinesknows: Fafai: kvinesknows: Fafai: Nidiot: some women do complain of having to retrain men into realising that good sex and porn-like sex are not the same thing

Men should train themselves on this. Porn is boring as shiat and porn-emulating sex reeks of immaturity and pales in comparison to more of an open-channel, more meaningful sex.

more meaningful sex?   fark you.  get that meaning?

Not really, no. You object to something about the idea of sex being a deeper experience when it's a unique channel of communication between two (or more) human beings as opposed to a physical activity to be deliberately staged and shot on film, viewed by people, and then emulated all over again by the viewers? I'm just glad you and I aren't having sex with each other.

you probably dont understand how almost the entire universe is glad you are not having sex with them.


Sounds to me like you are the one missing out if you cannot fathom how more meaningful sex could possibly be a good thing. Your loss, although you probably don't miss something you've never had in the first place.
 
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