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(Huffington Post)   College students have discovered this newfangled thing called "anal sex". What WILL they think of next?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 214
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2014-03-06 08:41:35 AM
It's better to give than to receive.
 
2014-03-06 08:46:38 AM
AIDS?
 
2014-03-06 08:53:09 AM
Brown University.

*Giggle*.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:53:24 AM
www.roflcat.com
 
2014-03-06 08:53:50 AM

gopher321: AIDS?


Everybody has AIDS!
 
2014-03-06 08:54:45 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-03-06 08:55:25 AM
good use of the asinine tag
 
2014-03-06 08:55:31 AM
Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij, has little doubt anal sex is happening at Brown University.

i lol'd
 
2014-03-06 08:55:33 AM
Surprise!
 
2014-03-06 08:56:07 AM

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't
 
2014-03-06 08:56:32 AM
Those wacky college kids, always inventing new ways to have sex. Bless their hearts.
 
2014-03-06 08:56:33 AM

TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.


Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."
 
2014-03-06 08:56:43 AM
The reporter fails for not including a Rick Santorum quote or reference.
 
2014-03-06 08:57:39 AM
Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 08:57:43 AM

vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't


img.fark.net

Does she or doesn't she?  She had to have hooked up at least once... maybe someone knows.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:20 AM

mekki: going to Brown University


I think the coaches at Penn State already use that one.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:25 AM
Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.
 
2014-03-06 08:58:53 AM

vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't


This one?
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-06 08:59:44 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]


Do you have the original of that?
 
2014-03-06 08:59:55 AM
Did you folks know that actress LANA TURNER's name is an anagram for ANAL RUNTER?

/tsb
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 09:00:01 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


thanks.  I needed that information.
 
2014-03-06 09:00:13 AM
A friend of mine works in an old folks home, she told me that a lot of the old ladies have trouble holding in their shiat because they used anal sex as birth control.
She says that she is constantly cleaning up after them.
Have a nice day!
 
2014-03-06 09:00:32 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?
[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]


You wouldn't happen to have the unedited original, would you?
 
2014-03-06 09:00:49 AM

proteus_b: good use of the asinine tag


Asinine, faceatwo.
 
2014-03-06 09:00:56 AM

d23: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

thanks.  I needed that information.


/here to help
 
2014-03-06 09:01:17 AM
verbaltoxin



Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.
 
2014-03-06 09:01:36 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


And if she has been eating peanuts, your dick looks like a Payday candy bar when you pull it out.

/not really
 
2014-03-06 09:02:04 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?


Do you have the original picture of that?

/oblig
 
2014-03-06 09:02:05 AM
After that autostart video.....  I feel the anal
 
2014-03-06 09:02:09 AM

mekki: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Glad I am not only one who thought that would be a great euphemism.

"So, what are you and Lisa doing tonight?"
"Well, I think we are going to hang out. Have a few beers. Watch some television. And if I play my cards right, I think might be going to Brown University tonight."
"Allllriiiggghhhhttt."


I think you're onto something.

first time: I just enrolled at Brown U.
she said no: I got expelled from Brown U.
done it before, but not with this person: I'm tutoring a transfer student from Brown U.
pickup line in a bar: Hey, baby, I need three more credits to graduate from Brown U.
 
2014-03-06 09:03:50 AM

WTFDYW: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

And if she has been eating peanuts, your dick looks like a Payday candy bar when you pull it out.

/not really


If she had corn for dinner, you can call your dick "Cobb".
 
2014-03-06 09:04:48 AM
There's nothing more knowledgeable than a 19 year old college student because they know everything.  If you don't don't believe me, just ask one about anything.
 
2014-03-06 09:08:00 AM
Not my thing.  I'm a risk taker, but not in that department.

/poop
 
2014-03-06 09:09:09 AM
FTFA: In her article, she cites a study conducted by the National Survey of Family Growth from 2006 to 2008, which stated that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives. Though the numbers are high, she claims that anal sex is mainly joked about on campus and that the students who do enjoy it are not outwardly willing to coming forward

Of course not - that's the whole point!

These kids are outwardly willing to coming from the rear.
 
2014-03-06 09:09:29 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


Maybe you should try using your penis next time, Gonzo.

/hey baby, wanna get felt?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:15 AM

walkerhound: vudukungfu: TheCableGuy: Brown University.

*Giggle*.

Isn't that where that Harry Potter chick went?
Don't make me post her name.
I promised the judge I wouldn't

This one?


Harry Pooper?

Hairy Pooper?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:23 AM

here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.


If their pooper is too big might I suggest, ahem, tightening up your section criteria?
 
2014-03-06 09:12:42 AM
It's a great way to reduce the risk of pregnancy. (language maybe NSFW if you work with prudes)
 
2014-03-06 09:13:47 AM

Prof. Frink: here to help: Most girls won't let me stick it in their pooper (too big) and frankly I'm okay with that. Anal sex smells awful.

Maybe you should try using your penis next time, Gonzo.

/hey baby, wanna get felt?


Quality post all around.

You see this you losers? Be funny like this guy. Lamos.
 
2014-03-06 09:13:48 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.


Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.
 
2014-03-06 09:14:47 AM

verbaltoxin: Of course they're trying it. Anal is as normal in porn as facial cumshots. And young people are dumb enough to think it's actually comfortable or fun to have sex like people do in porn.


This is one of those cases where the people who decide to do this, on both ends, need to know what to do before and during, and the end results.

if the person receiving is not prepared there are....consequences...for the person performing the act.  A former roommate told me his gf was not prepared one night and he ended up with 'shiat dick', as he calls it.

Also, there are a number of doctors who will tell you the long term impact of anal sex on a regular basis is no fun for porn performers.  A couple of perfomers in the last 2-3 years have stopped working because they spent too many years doing anal scenes that they are physically not right now.  Considering how the porn industry has changed in the last 20 years, you are talking about some girls doing 3-4 shoots a day when they start, meaning, if they do anal, they are doing it for 3-4 hours a day.  There is a reason some of the girls refuse, or refused, to do it for years.  Now that it is becoming more and more popular, some of those hold outs have decided to do it on film in order to extend their career.

I am curious what the career span of a porn star is?  It has to be under a year right?  I know there are some girls that work for years but to me those are the outliers, like Nolan Ryan and Greg Maddux, not the norm.

//buzzkill
 
2014-03-06 09:15:57 AM
at that age, I wasn' realy sure wich part go where either.
 
2014-03-06 09:16:54 AM
Anal? We didn't even have dental when I was in college. Thanks, Obamacare.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 09:18:35 AM
Joke told by Scottish proctologists:

Rectum?

Nay, me lad, he kilt 'em!

/ba-dump, tchhhhh
//thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week
///and be sure to try the veal
 
2014-03-06 09:18:51 AM
I really don't understand the appeal of anal....either getting or receiving.  The sight or smell of shiat makes me sick to my stomach.  To avoid shiat, the receiver of anal needs to do quite a lot of prep work, so the act can't really be spontaneous.   No thanks, either way.
 
2014-03-06 09:19:40 AM
verbaltoxin

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So you are saying that porn stars are actors and the situations they are in are sometimes unrealistic. I though every woman was a squirter.

No to become a pizza delivery guy for a college campus.


Oh yeah, all women moan like banshees during sex, they want their orifices pounded non-stop for 30 minutes or more without extra lubrication, they all squirt, all take it up the sh*tter, and every. single. college girl is bi-curious. Every one of them.

They just don't want to do any of that stuff with you. Sorry.


Rohypnol and Chloroform fixes that.
 
2014-03-06 09:20:01 AM
Personally, I did not expect a Robert Frost poem to be used for a bungbattering metaphor, and I'm left wondering if "yellow wood" is somehow racist.

Anal ain't for everyone, but some enjoy one or both ends of the transaction quite a bit. It needn't be dirty, either, if your prep is sound. But I sure as hell didn't have game at 19.

Twenty-one was a different story.
 
2014-03-06 09:21:20 AM
Shenanigans
sicollegefootball.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 09:22:27 AM

FatherChaos: [fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 403x318]


www.funnywallphotos.com
 
2014-03-06 09:24:17 AM

Valiente: Twenty-one was a different story.


Bend a few birches back in your day?
 
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