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(Lincolnshire Echo)   You've threatened my parrot, now get out of my house   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 15
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2014-03-06 09:51:58 AM  
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-03-06 09:56:10 AM  
When you choose a parrot, you know it's going to annoy everyone around you for the next 70 years.  It's just you and the bird, now.  Have fun with that.
 
2014-03-06 09:59:50 AM  
She damaged the TV? Was she charged with anything? Or does getting pushed towards a door absolve you of responsibility for your property damage.
 
2014-03-06 10:04:37 AM  
What a horrible article, apparently this news source has no editor.  No, there's no need to interview the people involved.  Just print some words that include the word parrot, the readers will click the link.
 
2014-03-06 10:09:58 AM  
You're making my hedgehog uncomfortable, prepare to die.
 
2014-03-06 10:24:30 AM  
www.republibot.com
But it SQUAKS!
 
2014-03-06 10:25:40 AM  

Ker_Thwap: What a horrible article, apparently this news source has no editor.  No, there's no need to interview the people involved.  Just print some words that include the word parrot, the readers will click the link.


Somehow, I believe that probably made the article more comprehensible.  You get those Limeys talking their gibberish and you don't know what the hell is going on, after awhile.
 
2014-03-06 10:28:22 AM  
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Are you threatening me????
 
2014-03-06 10:33:54 AM  
Conditional discharge... Conditions to include "dinner and a movie"?
 
2014-03-06 10:37:00 AM  

lockers: She damaged the TV? Was she charged with anything? Or does getting pushed towards a door absolve you of responsibility for your property damage.


And since when don't you have the right go physically remove someone from you property?
 
2014-03-06 10:42:58 AM  

mschwenk: lockers: She damaged the TV? Was she charged with anything? Or does getting pushed towards a door absolve you of responsibility for your property damage.

And since when don't you have the right go physically remove someone from you property?


Actually I looked it up. Since the woman was committing a crime and not just a civil offense, He did have the right to physically remove her from the property. Even though it was England.
 
2014-03-06 10:53:07 AM  

mschwenk: lockers: She damaged the TV? Was she charged with anything? Or does getting pushed towards a door absolve you of responsibility for your property damage.

And since when don't you have the right go physically remove someone from you property?


Because ENGLAND.
 
2014-03-06 10:56:21 AM  
This is what happens in one parrot homes.
 
2014-03-06 11:19:08 AM  
Victim surcharge? £15 to be a victim?
 
2014-03-06 11:23:08 AM  
 
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