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(Popoholic)   Jessica Alba is the new "beauty ambassador" for Braun   (popoholic.com) divider line 33
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2014-03-06 09:29:50 AM  
It was probably a good move not going with the title of "Braun's Sex Führer."
 
2014-03-06 10:04:47 AM  
They should never have let that lying scumbag back into baseball.
 
2014-03-06 10:17:36 AM  

show me: They should never have let that lying scumbag back into baseball.


Well, now you know why he needs an ambassador.
 
2014-03-06 11:13:53 AM  
Still not the prettiest Jessica.

img197.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-06 11:29:40 AM  
I can get behind that if you know what I mean.

I think that you do.
 
2014-03-06 11:40:33 AM  
"She shaves?  Drinks a lot of coffee?"

Click.

I still have no idea what this has to do with Braun.
 
2014-03-06 11:42:16 AM  
So blades are better than a brazilian wax job? Who'd a thunk it... or is she going to use the side of the electric razor for late night playtime? I'm thinking I need to be brought in as an independent auditor, to inspect everything, make sure there are plenty of fotos to share with my fark brethern; and especially to keep a finger on the pulse of Jessica... including training her understudies and 18+ Interns... Sweet
 
2014-03-06 11:50:43 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

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Sorry sir, that one is most definitely in my "would penis mightier" list but Beale does not compare to Alba.
 
2014-03-06 11:57:55 AM  
I'd buff her hardwood floors. If ya know what I mean.
 
2014-03-06 12:01:05 PM  
The lack of photos in this thread says it all.
 
2014-03-06 12:04:17 PM  
Is there a new moustache / sideburns trimmer out?
 
2014-03-06 12:06:56 PM  

brap: It was probably a good move not going with the title of "Braun's Sex Führer."


I'd... download that. Too bad Ms. Alba's too much of a class act to be in such a movie (unless it was ironical or something).
/still needs to see the first Machete
 
2014-03-06 12:10:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]


Dont both of the Jessica's fall from the Derek Jeter herpes tree?
 
2014-03-06 12:27:26 PM  

WillofJ2: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]

Dont both of the Jessica's fall from the Derek Jeter herpes tree?


I'd accept the risk of catching anything they had for a crack at them.  I mean logically it wouldn't be worth it, but put them in front of me and I couldn't say no.
 
2014-03-06 12:33:49 PM  
When this came out....
kitkadesigntoronto.com

...me and everyone I knew called it "der Braun Kitchen Penis, mit schnellen Hack Aktion!"

German appliances are more fun in German.
 
2014-03-06 12:47:13 PM  
Handy-Blender, as it were.
 
2014-03-06 12:48:39 PM  
I read that as "Jessica Alba is the new "beauty ambassador" for Braum's".
 
2014-03-06 01:04:12 PM  

Valiente: When this came out....
[kitkadesigntoronto.com image 320x480]

...me and everyone I knew called it "der Braun Kitchen Penis, mit schnellen Hack Aktion!"

German appliances are more fun in German.


That's right, a lot of really cute ones come from over there.
 
2014-03-06 01:05:44 PM  
Is that the udder cream?

/thinks of her udders
//in bunk
 
2014-03-06 01:27:46 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Valiente: When this came out....
[kitkadesigntoronto.com image 320x480]

...me and everyone I knew called it "der Braun Kitchen Penis, mit schnellen Hack Aktion!"

German appliances are more fun in German.

That's right, a lot of really cute ones come from over there.


Great, now I have a magical pig humming in my head.

/Dun - dun, dundundun dundun- dun!
//Dun - dun, dundundun dundun- dun!
 
2014-03-06 01:42:08 PM  
www.gravatar.com
Yeah...I farked her.
 
2014-03-06 02:06:30 PM  
So in the next Sin City she has even more clothes on than any stripper.
 
2014-03-06 02:10:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]


Yes she is:



celebritefeminine.free.fr

theinterrobang.com

While we are at it:

K. Kardashin and C. Hendricks are fat

Lee Remick and Natalie Wood were both more attractive than Elisabeth Taylor

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon was John Wayne's best work

9mm is an inferior round to the .45.

The Garand Action is superior to the Kalashnikov Action.

The designated hitter rule is an abomination.

John Unitas was better than Joe Namath

K.C. BBQ is inferior to Texas and the Southeast .

and if an athletic event requires the subjective opinion of judges for a score it is not a sport (figure skating , boxing) . This does not mean that it does not require a high degree of athleticism or skill but it is not a sport.
 
2014-03-06 03:02:42 PM  

hasty ambush: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]

Yes she is:

[celebritefeminine.free.fr image 600x1144]

[theinterrobang.com image 500x767]

While we are at it:

K. Kardashin and C. Hendricks are fat

Lee Remick and Natalie Wood were both more attractive than Elisabeth Taylor

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon was John Wayne's best work

9mm is an inferior round to the .45.

The Garand Action is superior to the Kalashnikov Action.

The designated hitter rule is an abomination.

John Unitas was better than Joe Namath

K.C. BBQ is inferior to Texas and the Southeast .

and if an athletic event requires the subjective opinion of judges for a score it is not a sport (figure skating , boxing) . This does not mean that it does not require a high degree of athleticism or skill but it is not a sport.


You forgot New York-style pizza is better than Chicago-style pizza.
 
2014-03-06 03:06:45 PM  
Serenity now
 
2014-03-06 03:10:00 PM  
John Unitas was better than Joe Namath

 This was in question?
 
2014-03-06 03:34:53 PM  
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Hey Drew, spring for some bandwidth you cheap fark and I might consider paying $5/mo.
 
2014-03-06 04:28:43 PM  

Alfonse Gregory: hasty ambush: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]

Yes she is:

[celebritefeminine.free.fr image 600x1144]

[theinterrobang.com image 500x767]

While we are at it:

K. Kardashin and C. Hendricks are fat

Lee Remick and Natalie Wood were both more attractive than Elisabeth Taylor

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon was John Wayne's best work

9mm is an inferior round to the .45.

The Garand Action is superior to the Kalashnikov Action.

The designated hitter rule is an abomination.

John Unitas was better than Joe Namath

K.C. BBQ is inferior to Texas and the Southeast .

and if an athletic event requires the subjective opinion of judges for a score it is not a sport (figure skating , boxing) . This does not mean that it does not require a high degree of athleticism or skill but it is not a sport.

You forgot New York-style pizza is better than Chicago-style pizza.


ooops OK,  Chicago "style" pizza is really just dough pie.
 
2014-03-06 04:49:38 PM  
FTFA:And you cats should totally be drooling over said legs instead of reading this. Go! Enjoy!

And the article contains exactly one decent picture of said legs.

/fail
 
2014-03-06 04:57:31 PM  

Row1Boston: John Unitas was better than Joe Namath

 This was in question?


Sadly, in some cirlcles, yes.
 
2014-03-07 01:57:44 AM  
I always thought Braun was pronounced like "brawn" until a German told me it's actually "brown". I still say "brawn" though. And not the picture we all came for:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-07 01:37:01 PM  

nocturnal001: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]

Sorry sir, that one is most definitely in my "would penis mightier" list but Beale does not compare to Alba.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-03-07 02:08:09 PM  

TheYeti: nocturnal001: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Still not the prettiest Jessica.

[img197.imageshack.us image 284x177]

Sorry sir, that one is most definitely in my "would penis mightier" list but Beale does not compare to Alba.

whynotboth.jpg


Dude, move over.  You just blocked that photo.
 
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