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(My San Antonio)   Port San Antonio bans food truck because of offensive name: CockAsian. I'm guessing teriyaki chicken?   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 73
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2014-03-06 01:58:27 PM

Degenz: Been a while since I lived in SA but I grew up on the South Side and worked on the bases at various times. Even though it's civilian now, there are still militarily sensitive operations going on at Kelly, which would require passing through a checkpoint to exit and enter the base. That's why the food trucks go to the workers rather than requiring them to drive up Old Highway 90 for lunch break.

Moreover, the Air Force has long been known to encourage a strict form of Christianity that is probably illegal if it were happening in a civilian workplace.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/09/air-forces-use-of-christian -m essages-extends-to-rotc/


I know, used to work at Lackland in my younger military days next to Air Intelligence Agency. We have a few places on Port San Antonio that do as you say.

Also, UCMJ Article 125 specifically spells out how the member is supposed to have sex, anything else is sodomy.
 
2014-03-06 02:14:24 PM
Printer 'K' at our Lake City Operations Centre:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-06 02:23:49 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: COCK THREAD!!!!

img.photobucket.com

/cucumber thread
 
2014-03-06 02:27:02 PM

What_do_you_want_now: Also, UCMJ Article 125 specifically spells out how the member is supposed to have sex, anything else is sodomy.

 Wow, I'll have to research that. It would seem the part about "opposite sex" would no longer apply. But there's still too much other vague dogma implied there.
 
2014-03-06 02:32:16 PM
Let's hope San Antonio is never a test market for teriyaki-chicken-flavored lollipops -
"suckers", if you will.  (Especially if the word "cock" is used other than as a synonym
for "rooster".)
 
2014-03-06 02:33:43 PM
I have a friend named Seymour Cox at Fort Dix....put that in your pipe, San Antonio!
(PS - I hate the phrase "San Antone"; it's STUPID!)
 
2014-03-06 02:34:42 PM
Nobody told me they were using cock lard.

http://cocklard.ytmnd.com/
 
2014-03-06 02:39:58 PM

Li'l Robbie: Let's hope San Antonio is never a test market for teriyaki-chicken-flavored lollipops -
"suckers", if you will.  (Especially if the word "cock" is used other than as a synonym
for "rooster".)


Which reminds me, if they ever get sued for violating the Separation of Church and State Doctrine they can always claim that GOD meant Good Orderly Direction.

q99.info
 
2014-03-06 02:48:20 PM

jacknifetrucker: Because the other 49 are so much fark'n smarter.


Well, look you got. . . uh. . oh. . uh. .. . uh. . .
Point taken.
 
2014-03-06 03:30:48 PM
i.imgur.com
An icon on Princess Anne Rd. in Norfolk, Va for decades.
 
2014-03-06 03:35:27 PM
Cock-Asian? No he wasn't Chinese, he was white!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 03:48:51 PM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
An icon on Princess Anne Rd. in Norfolk, Va for decades.


WOWEE. Now THAT'S some serious racial stereotyping right there.
 
2014-03-06 04:16:19 PM

gja: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
An icon on Princess Anne Rd. in Norfolk, Va for decades.

WOWEE. Now THAT'S some serious racial stereotyping right there.


From a Beijing restaurant:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 04:34:21 PM
Valiente:
From a Beijing restaurant:

[img.fark.net image 262x192]

Is the joke that all of those are the same as dogs, or do those runes next to dog imply that someone else is the dog (Koreans, etc)?

My online time in the late 90's* taught me that "dog" is a pretty fierce insult in at least Hong Kong, so it could go either way.
*you HK?
"YOU HK LA ^_^;;?"
"you father is dog"
"your mother is yes girl"

Sometimes I miss those crazy HK people. I don't know why decided on my Ultima Online shard, but it was the unofficial HK shard.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 04:46:02 PM

Valiente: gja: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
An icon on Princess Anne Rd. in Norfolk, Va for decades.

WOWEE. Now THAT'S some serious racial stereotyping right there.

From a Beijing restaurant:

[img.fark.net image 262x192]


DAYUM! Now....

www.pixagen.com

Seriously though, ranking Japanese, Philippines and Vietnamese in with dogs?!?!?! That's a new level.
 
2014-03-06 05:21:23 PM
A Chinese man was visiting relatives in the USA for the first time ever and he needed some cash, so he sought out a large bank and exchanged some Yuan for US$.

A week later, he offered the same amount of Yuan in exchange, but received fewer US$.

"Why fewer dollars this time?" he asked.

"Fluctuations." Was the reply.

"Fluck you Americans, too!"
 
2014-03-06 05:32:30 PM
In Austin, we have Ms. P's Electric Cock:  http://electriccock.com/.   It's good fried chicken.
 
2014-03-06 06:23:51 PM

FormlessOne: Sure, because using a homophone for "Caucasian" to name an Korean food truck run by a white woman from Texas was completely inoffensive and unintentional.

I'm still trying to figure out how she went from selling tea for a dozen years to suddenly owning a Korean food truck.


She probably.....I don't know....bought it?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 06:56:07 PM

Poot beer: FormlessOne: Sure, because using a homophone for "Caucasian" to name an Korean food truck run by a white woman from Texas was completely inoffensive and unintentional.

I'm still trying to figure out how she went from selling tea for a dozen years to suddenly owning a Korean food truck.

She probably.....I don't know....bought it?


When you work hard for a dozen years, save money, and behave wisely things become possible.
 
2014-03-06 07:03:29 PM
Freedom!

/freedumb
 
2014-03-06 08:01:59 PM

ByOwlLight: There's a place around here somewhere called Pho Kit.

It's glorious because a lot of the people who would probably be offended don't know how to say pho correctly, anyway.


"You know what? I don't care how they pronounce 'meatball sub' in Saigon" - Kyle Kinane
 
2014-03-07 02:40:57 AM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
An icon on Princess Anne Rd. in Norfolk, Va for decades.


Chickty china the Chinese chicken you have?
 
2014-03-07 03:30:16 AM

Poot beer: FormlessOne: Sure, because using a homophone for "Caucasian" to name an Korean food truck run by a white woman from Texas was completely inoffensive and unintentional.

I'm still trying to figure out how she went from selling tea for a dozen years to suddenly owning a Korean food truck.

She probably.....I don't know....bought it?


In the 50s/60s in Arlington, TX there used to be a BBQ joint named "Big N**ger BBQ", aptly named after the proud owner.
 
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