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(My San Antonio)   Port San Antonio bans food truck because of offensive name: CockAsian. I'm guessing teriyaki chicken?   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 73
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2014-03-06 11:39:26 AM  
If I recall their statement correctly, they were banned because someone could find it offensive.  I'm just upset because I want that food now, not that I live anywhere near there.
 
2014-03-06 12:02:30 PM  
What happened to you Port San Antonio?  You used to be so jovial?

Also, Korean fried chicken is pretty got damned amazing when it's done right.  I am a fried chicken aficionado from way back.

So nice they fry it twice!
 
2014-03-06 12:04:26 PM  
He added that pornographic images showed up in an image search for the term.

No shiat?  You looked up "cock asian" and got porn?  I'm shocked.
 
2014-03-06 12:30:13 PM  
"GET MY ORDER WHITE, NOT WONG!"

/got nuffink.
 
2014-03-06 12:30:17 PM  
I heard their portions were very very small...

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-03-06 12:31:42 PM  
I've heard the portion-size is below average.
 
2014-03-06 12:31:54 PM  
Still, I'm hearing this stuff is good although the servings are small.
 
2014-03-06 12:33:14 PM  

ChipNASA: I heard their portions were very very small...

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 720x405]


Damn, < 2 min
 
2014-03-06 12:33:33 PM  
There's a place around here somewhere called Pho Kit.

It's glorious because a lot of the people who would probably be offended don't know how to say pho correctly, anyway.
 
2014-03-06 12:33:45 PM  
www.secretsofthefed.com
 
2014-03-06 12:33:55 PM  
"CockAsian" was funny enough.

Teriyake (sp) - ruined it.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 12:36:28 PM  

HelloNeuman: ChipNASA: I heard their portions were very very small...

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 720x405]

Damn, < 2 min


Gotta be quick to beat Chip.

/go shake your tiiiiiny fist
 
2014-03-06 12:36:55 PM  
Caucasian is a generic term for white people.  It is primarily used by dumb white people who don't know it's historic meaning and think of it as a "fancy" word, which is a big deal when you're dumb.
 
2014-03-06 12:36:56 PM  
San Antonio has a port now?

Man, that sea level rise from global warming is happening a lot faster than we expected.
 
2014-03-06 12:39:03 PM  
Offensive or not, CockAisian is a crappy name for a food truck.
 
2014-03-06 12:39:25 PM  
Was it one of those tiny little Asian pick-up trucks? Be fun to get a snack from there. Doubt it would fill me up, though.
 
2014-03-06 12:40:14 PM  
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2014-03-06 12:40:43 PM  
COCK THREAD!!!!

www.todaysworld.com.au

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2014-03-06 12:40:55 PM  
Hold the mayo, please.
 
2014-03-06 12:41:02 PM  

HelloNeuman: ChipNASA: I heard their portions were very very small...

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 720x405]

Damn, < 2 min


Usually. But that's why they eat tiger gall bladder. Give them that 50% more stamina to 3 minutes.
 
2014-03-06 12:42:38 PM  
Do they serve ShiatRamen?
 
2014-03-06 12:48:33 PM  
I don't think I've ever seen a triple post around here before
 
2014-03-06 12:50:09 PM  
That Korean Fried Chicken looked amazing!  Looks like I am going to have to venture over to Gwinnett and see if I can finds some...
 
2014-03-06 12:51:14 PM  
Candie Yoder.

I've seen a lot of things in my life but I've never seen a Mennonite selling Moo Goo Gai Pan out the side of a truck before.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 12:52:41 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: COCK THREAD!!!!

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I accept your challenge!

www.avianaquamiser.com
 
2014-03-06 12:53:54 PM  
On notice:
www.cableassociatesinc.com
 
2014-03-06 12:54:56 PM  

Salmon: [www.secretsofthefed.com image 395x292]


Why is Ben Stiller staring at me from behind the cock flavoring?
 
2014-03-06 12:57:48 PM  
What a Caucasian may look like:

allart.biz
 
2014-03-06 12:58:14 PM  
weird.   since most everyone knows that asian cocks tend to be a bit smaller than white or black cocks.  so there shouldn't be any threat.
 
2014-03-06 12:58:30 PM  
Godammit, that truck is delicious!

/yes, revealed where I live
//Texas needs a tag
 
2014-03-06 12:58:46 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Salmon: [www.secretsofthefed.com image 395x292]

Why is Ben Stiller staring at me from behind the cock flavoring?


He wants to see you eat cock.

Are you dumb?
 
2014-03-06 01:02:42 PM  
I'm a Caucasian that's going to put cock in Asian tonight so I'm getting a kick...

/pussycat
 
2014-03-06 01:03:46 PM  

gfid: San Antonio has a port now?

Man, that sea level rise from global warming is happening a lot faster than we expected.


It's a railport/airport.  (Used to be Kelly AFB)  I used to work there, briefly.  It is one of the few places I have ever worked where there were so few places to eat nearby.  Seems they want to keep it that way for some reason.
 
2014-03-06 01:04:11 PM  
I'm cauckasian and am offended. Get your splooge-fried chicken off my job site.
 
2014-03-06 01:04:24 PM  
"We ask   SAFTA to find an optional truck because perhaps the patrons would find the name objectionable," said   Paco Felici, a spokesman for Port San Antonio. He added that pornographic images showed up in an image search for the term.


Just wait a while, taco paco, just wait until you google your name in about a year.
Just ask santorum how the internet works, you fark.
I'm about sick of ignorant texans.
 
2014-03-06 01:07:21 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Herrow, shiatty Wok, may I hearp you?
 
2014-03-06 01:10:23 PM  
You can get Peking Cock in Peking.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 01:11:08 PM  

Belias: On notice:
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They suck. But they are Cox. How does that even work?

0_o
 
2014-03-06 01:12:49 PM  
Actually they specialized in pulled pork.
 
2014-03-06 01:13:11 PM  
www.lovelydenver.com
 
2014-03-06 01:13:26 PM  

bdhobbs: gfid: San Antonio has a port now?

Man, that sea level rise from global warming is happening a lot faster than we expected.

It's a railport/airport.  (Used to be Kelly AFB)  I used to work there, briefly.  It is one of the few places I have ever worked where there were so few places to eat nearby.  Seems they want to keep it that way for some reason.


Sexual frustration and Victorian mindsets about sex on South Side (former) air force bases? Nah, that can't ever happen.
 
2014-03-06 01:17:14 PM  
Sure, because using a homophone for "Caucasian" to name an Korean food truck run by a white woman from Texas was completely inoffensive and unintentional.

I'm still trying to figure out how she went from selling tea for a dozen years to suddenly owning a Korean food truck.
 
2014-03-06 01:18:14 PM  
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2014-03-06 01:18:39 PM  

Degenz: bdhobbs: gfid: San Antonio has a port now?

Man, that sea level rise from global warming is happening a lot faster than we expected.

It's a railport/airport.  (Used to be Kelly AFB)  I used to work there, briefly.  It is one of the few places I have ever worked where there were so few places to eat nearby.  Seems they want to keep it that way for some reason.

Sexual frustration and Victorian mindsets about sex on South Side (former) air force bases? Nah, that can't ever happen.


Really? Just 4 miles further up US90 is a PLETHORA OF FOOD.

Taqueria Arriandas, Taco Cabana, Taqueria Jalisco, McDonalds, Taco Bell...

/taco taco
//burrito
 
2014-03-06 01:26:30 PM  

vudukungfu: "We ask   SAFTA to find an optional truck because perhaps the patrons would find the name objectionable," said   Paco Felici, a spokesman for Port San Antonio. He added that pornographic images showed up in an image search for the term.


Just wait a while, taco paco, just wait until you google your name in about a year.
Just ask santorum how the internet works, you fark.
I'm about sick of ignorant texans.


Because the other 49 are so much fark'n smarter.
 
2014-03-06 01:33:14 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: Degenz: bdhobbs: gfid: San Antonio has a port now?

Man, that sea level rise from global warming is happening a lot faster than we expected.

It's a railport/airport.  (Used to be Kelly AFB)  I used to work there, briefly.  It is one of the few places I have ever worked where there were so few places to eat nearby.  Seems they want to keep it that way for some reason.

Sexual frustration and Victorian mindsets about sex on South Side (former) air force bases? Nah, that can't ever happen.

Really? Just 4 miles further up US90 is a PLETHORA OF FOOD.

Taqueria Arriandas, Taco Cabana, Taqueria Jalisco, McDonalds, Taco Bell...

/taco taco
//burrito


I was referring to the recent Lackland sex scandals - http://www.cbsnews.com/news/court-martial-in-air-force-sex-scandal-be g ins/

Been a while since I lived in SA but I grew up on the South Side and worked on the bases at various times. Even though it's civilian now, there are still militarily sensitive operations going on at Kelly, which would require passing through a checkpoint to exit and enter the base. That's why the food trucks go to the workers rather than requiring them to drive up Old Highway 90 for lunch break.

Moreover, the Air Force has long been known to encourage a strict form of Christianity that is probably illegal if it were happening in a civilian workplace.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/09/air-forces-use-of-christian -m essages-extends-to-rotc/
 
2014-03-06 01:34:45 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: COCK THREAD!!!!


Is the last guy Ted Nugent
 
2014-03-06 01:35:19 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: Really? Just 4 miles further up US90 is a PLETHORA OF FOOD.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-06 01:41:56 PM  
Tucson had one back in the day.  Anyone know if it's still there?

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tucson/best-vietnamese/BestOf?oid=106522 4
 
2014-03-06 01:54:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: COCK THREAD!!!!


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