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(Herald Online)   Mom pulls gun after catching 23-year old guy in her home having sex with her 15-year old daughter. Fark: it was a BB gun "but he didn't know that". Felonies ensue   (heraldonline.com) divider line 352
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2014-03-06 08:29:45 AM
A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.
 
2014-03-06 08:54:08 AM
Dude, you're twenty three.  there is all kinds of hotness your own age.
 
DAR
2014-03-06 09:12:06 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between


a 15 year girl & and girl over the age of consent in is in South Carolina
 
2014-03-06 09:35:58 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.


It still hurts when you get shot in the ass.
 
2014-03-06 09:39:19 AM
Eehhh. Things could have gone way worse. Regardless of the morality of sleeping with a girl that's fifteen, everyone...especially the guy and the mother...is lucky the guy didn't freak out at having what he thought was a firearm pointed at him in a threatening manner and beat the shiat out of the woman.
 
2014-03-06 09:39:40 AM
Most of all, her bedroom window is securely shut: "Nobody will be getting in these windows," the mother said.

static4.businessinsider.com

What if there's a fire?
 
2014-03-06 09:39:40 AM

DAR: 15 year girl & and girl over the age of consent in is in South Carolina


i2.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 09:40:03 AM
23 into 15 = ?
 
2014-03-06 09:40:06 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.


The moose should have told him at the gate.
 
2014-03-06 09:40:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 09:40:20 AM
"He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.
 
2014-03-06 09:40:26 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.


Are you kidding? That totally looked like a Magnum P.I. to me.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-06 09:40:27 AM
There is almost surely more to this. This family has much bigger issues than this.
I predict multiple dads and babies in their future.
 
2014-03-06 09:40:44 AM
Oh the felonies my older ex gf committed when I was younger. I miss those felonies dearly.
 
2014-03-06 09:41:15 AM
Lady, your skank daughter unlocked the window and it was consensual, but you won't admit that part.

Yeah, the guy's a loser. And should do time.
But at least admit he didn't break in and rape.

they probably been doing it for a while, too.
 
2014-03-06 09:41:44 AM
Minutes after he finished having consensual sex

At least mom was thoughtful enough to let them finish.
 
2014-03-06 09:42:14 AM
she could have put his eye out.
 
2014-03-06 09:42:21 AM
Headline: Fort Mill mom holds man accused of having sex with her daughter at BB gunpoint

Fort Mill mom uses BB gun to hold man accused of having sex with her daughter

Fort Mill mom holds man accused of holding BB gun while having sex with her daughter
 
2014-03-06 09:43:39 AM
The girl made a mistake, her mother said, and is being punished for it. For the next two months, she's grounded.

BAD! BAD GIRL! Don't have sex with a 23 year old man you met on the internet!!! You're grounded for 2 months, that will learn you!!

and...

If not for police intervention, Pittman "would've gotten beat up," the girl's mom said. "I think I would've beaten him to a pulp. ...I wanted to. I wanted five minutes with him. I asked the officer to please give me five minutes, that's all I wanted. And, I would've put him in the hospital."

Sure you did, lady...

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2014-03-06 09:47:05 AM

oohpah: she could have put his eye out.


Eye trifecta now in play.
 
2014-03-06 09:47:19 AM

Kurmudgeon: "He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.


I completely disagree. There are psychological reasons for age of consent. A 23 year old having sex with a 15 year old is wrong. That girl is not old enough to realize what she's doing, and once she's old enough to regret it she'll realize she was taken advantage of and it will affect her psyche.
 
2014-03-06 09:48:37 AM
23/2 = 11 (rounded down) + 7 = 18.  YOU BROKE THE RULE DUDE.

/yes I realize "the rule" shouldn't come into play with underage people, just making a funny
//don't taze me bro
 
2014-03-06 09:49:55 AM
Pulling a Red Ryder seems a bit redundant.
 
2014-03-06 09:50:27 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.


Some people don't masturbate to gun pics so often they can identify any type of gun EVAR from a distance in stressful/chaotic/dangerous situation. Also getting shot with a pellet kind of sucks too. But yes... this guy is an asshole because he didn't realize it was pellet gun. Not because he was committing statutory rape (and perhaps rape rape but I DNRTFA).
 
2014-03-06 09:51:26 AM

homeschooled: Kurmudgeon: "He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.

I completely disagree. There are psychological reasons for age of consent. A 23 year old having sex with a 15 year old is wrong. That girl is not old enough to realize what she's doing, and once she's old enough to regret it she'll realize she was taken advantage of and it will affect her psyche.


Uh-huh.
 
2014-03-06 09:51:32 AM

DAR: dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between

a 15 year girl & and girl over the age of consent in is in South Carolina


Nope. According to this site "The legal age of consent in South Carolina is 16. However, individuals as young as 14 years old are able to consent to have sex with a partner who is 18 years old or younger."
 
2014-03-06 09:51:39 AM

Facetious_Speciest: lucky the guy didn't freak out at having what he thought was a firearm pointed at him in a threatening manner and beat the shiat out of the woman.


Yes, this happens frequently.  I'm sure you personally would freak out and attack someone pointing a firearm at you.
 
2014-03-06 09:52:20 AM

brap: Pulling a Red Ryder seems a bit redundant.


Pulling a Wynona Ryder might be problematic.
 
2014-03-06 09:53:27 AM
An "Eye"-fecta?
 
2014-03-06 09:55:37 AM

Facetious_Speciest: Eehhh. Things could have gone way worse. Regardless of the morality of sleeping with a girl that's fifteen, everyone...especially the guy and the mother...is lucky the guy didn't freak out at having what he thought was a firearm pointed at him in a threatening manner and beat the shiat out of the woman.


Is that what you would do if someone had a rifle pointed at you - jump on them and beat them up?
 
2014-03-06 09:55:46 AM

homeschooled: Kurmudgeon: "He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.

I completely disagree. There are psychological reasons for age of consent. A 23 year old having sex with a 15 year old is wrong. That girl is not old enough to realize what she's doing, and once she's old enough to regret it she'll realize she was taken advantage of and it will affect her psyche.


You're giving Trailer Skank too much credit.  She wanted a dick, and she got one.  That is a theme that will be consistent throughout her life.
 
2014-03-06 09:56:11 AM
Lucky she didn't sit on him....
 
2014-03-06 09:56:45 AM
Consensual relationship for 5 MONTHS and they're still gonna send this guy to jail. Something's wrong with the law here. I'm not saying it isn't creepy, just that it shouldn't be illegal simply because of age. They should have to prove maliciousness and that actual harm was done.
 
2014-03-06 09:57:04 AM
Galloping Galoshes

Yes, this happens frequently. I'm sure you personally would freak out and attack someone pointing a firearm at you.

Ah, no. If I were caught banging someone's daughter, and they drew down on me, I'd try to run away to fark another day. I was simply saying that cornering someone with a BB gun that they think is an actual deadly weapon could have resulted in far worse consequences for both the guy and the mother.
 
2014-03-06 09:58:00 AM

vudukungfu: Lady, your skank daughter unlocked the window and it was consensual, but you won't admit that part.


People under the age of consent can't consent to sex.  Hense the name.

Basically, teens are invalids unable to understand the repercussions of their actions.  This is self evident to anyone who has ever met or been a teenager.

Then, at an arbitrary date, we start holding them accountable for everything.

That's why this guy, who obviously doesn't understand the repercussions of his actions, needs to be taught a hard farking lesson.

...

You know, none of that makes any farking sense.

We punish reckless irresponsibility in adults, and yet children are victims when they are recklessly irresponsible...
 
2014-03-06 09:59:09 AM
freetomato

Is that what you would do if someone had a rifle pointed at you - jump on them and beat them up?

See above. I would try to flee.
 
2014-03-06 10:01:04 AM

dittybopper: A 23 year old man who can't tell the difference between a BB gun and a real gun?

shiat, even Wally World security guards can tell.


Maybe if it was an assault BB gun he could have been able to tell

/yes I know they make BB guns that looke like M16's. I had one when I was a kid but that was over 25 years ago before everyone became a pussy
 
2014-03-06 10:01:21 AM

Russ1642: I'm not saying it isn't creepy, just that it shouldn't be illegal simply because of age.


It's far too easy for scummos to Sven Gali young girls into bed. These guys general tend to not be very nice and there is a serious potential for disease, unwanted pregnancy, etc. There are plenty of appropriate aged cocks around for these young ladies to choose from.

Just curious... how do you feel about religious freaks brainwashing barely post pubescent girls to marry 50 year old men? Is that cool too? It's basically the same thing.
 
2014-03-06 10:02:33 AM

oohpah: she could have put his eye out.


Quite a valid point but one which few people think of in an emergency.

Why is it that even the guys who survive to the end of zombie movies never think the obvious:  I am two feet away from a killing machine. The only thing that will kill a zombie is removing its head or shooting it in the head. Why am I wasting three to four bullets by shooting each zombie in the chest? At this range I can't miss the head. I can stick the damn rifle in its mouth and hold it at bay for as long as my arm holds out.

And why do I never have to reload? This rifle only holds two shells and yet every time a zombie gets in biting distance, I fire four shells into it and then move on to the next zombie without re-loading. I'd have to shoot and run away, shoot and run like an Olympic biathlon athlete to keep this up for twenty seconds, but 100 zombies are no problem. It would make more sense if I use the butt of my gun instead of wasting ammo.

My guess is that the mother, being a fat dumb white trash woman would be only too happy to poke the guy's eyes out and would actually think of it, while the smartest hipster scientists in the world would go on losing their tactical advantage to a brain dead zombie. She sounds vaguely sensible when she says "but he didn't know that". Much of life consists of knowing things the other guy doesn't know.

A fort-en-thème like me can't resist telling other people what we know, even though a solid chunk of it is useful if they should actually use it (and I mean, useful to them, against me perhaps). That's why we aren't rich. That and being extremely skeptical about the amount of happiness that making more than $70,000 a year would bring.

At short range, shoot them in the head. Yes, there's a lot more blood than in the movies. That's because your brain uses 20% of the energy you consume, and it needs good blood flow to keep working, so to speak, even when you are not using it. Your scalp benefits from the blood pressure.

It's fortunate that stupid people never listen to smart people. They'd be dangerous if they did.
 
2014-03-06 10:04:09 AM

vudukungfu: Lady, your skank honor student daughter who takes AP courses unlocked the window and it was consensual, but you won't admit that part.


In other news, the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale.
 
2014-03-06 10:05:57 AM

here to help: Russ1642: I'm not saying it isn't creepy, just that it shouldn't be illegal simply because of age.

It's far too easy for scummos to Sven Gali young girls into bed. These guys general tend to not be very nice and there is a serious potential for disease, unwanted pregnancy, etc. There are plenty of appropriate aged cocks around for these young ladies to choose from.

Just curious... how do you feel about religious freaks brainwashing barely post pubescent girls to marry 50 year old men? Is that cool too? It's basically the same thing.


You're claiming they're acting maliciously and harming minors. That sounds like quite a crime. Now prove it, like you have to with everything else. Instead they pick a completely arbitrary age, and it is arbitrary because it's different everywhere. It's a law aimed squarely at men and has a high potential to put people behind bars that don't deserve to be there.
 
2014-03-06 10:06:44 AM
Please do not whine because I mix the terminology for rifles and shotguns. Even when you try to pay attention, you still slip up.
 
2014-03-06 10:06:51 AM

homeschooled: Kurmudgeon: "He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.

I completely disagree. There are psychological reasons for age of consent. A 23 year old having sex with a 15 year old is wrong. That girl is not old enough to realize what she's doing, and once she's old enough to regret it she'll realize she was taken advantage of and it will affect her psyche.


And there are likely psychological reasons why the guy didn't know what he was doing was wrong, else-wise he wouldn't be doing it.

No one thinks that they are evil.  They don't go out and go "What's the most evil thing I can do today?  I know, I'll boink a high schooler!"  He's rationalized the crime in his mind, which shows that his mind if farked up.

People usually don't think that they are wrong.  Even when they are.  That's kinda the point.

And if there are biological reasons for that (and there are), how do you have a pretense of fairness in punishment?  Again, he's going to be punished severely for doing the wrong thing.  She's a victim for doing the wrong thing.

Huh.

I heard on the radio recently a local DA making the case for releasing inmates with psychological issues back into the community who, if they take their medication, don't commit crimes.  It's like, wow, you're admitting that the person was not right in the head when they commited the crime... Why then did you punish them for the crime?  Why were they in jail to begin with, instead of getting treatment for their illness?

Why do we spend so much effort pretending that prison is for rehabilitation, when it's really just all about punishing those we don't like?
 
2014-03-06 10:06:59 AM
The trustworthy fark pedo brigade.
 
2014-03-06 10:07:15 AM

KellyX: The girl made a mistake, her mother said, and is being punished for it. For the next two months, she's grounded.

BAD! BAD GIRL! Don't have sex with a 23 year old man you met on the internet!!! You're grounded for 2 months, that will learn you!!

and...

If not for police intervention, Pittman "would've gotten beat up," the girl's mom said. "I think I would've beaten him to a pulp. ...I wanted to. I wanted five minutes with him. I asked the officer to please give me five minutes, that's all I wanted. And, I would've put him in the hospital."

Sure you did, lady...

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yep... I was kinda thinking this.
you already HAD time alone lady.
now you're a grandstanding loudmouth with no capacity to accept your daughter's responsibility in this.
 
2014-03-06 10:07:22 AM

Speaker2Animals: In other news, the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale


Yeah, I remember our neighborhood honors student getting knocked up by twins in highschool.
Not knocked up with twins, but knocked up BY twins.
 
2014-03-06 10:07:26 AM

here to help: Just curious... how do you feel about religious freaks brainwashing barely post pubescent girls to marry 50 year old men? Is that cool too? It's basically the same thing.


Hahaha, what the fark
 
2014-03-06 10:07:34 AM

homeschooled: Kurmudgeon: "He was released from jail Monday on a $15,000 bond."
This is what it's really all about, the professional prosecution service prevails.
The guy deserves some sort of reprimand, but this is too much.

I completely disagree. There are psychological reasons for age of consent. A 23 year old having sex with a 15 year old is wrong. That girl is not old enough to realize what she's doing, and once she's old enough to regret it she'll realize she was taken advantage of and it will affect her psyche.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-06 10:09:10 AM
She was 15 years old going on 35. She told me she was 18 and she was very willing, you know what I mean. And between you and me, she might have been 15, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of ya, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either.
 
2014-03-06 10:09:30 AM
Quit reading article when it devolved into line after line of who thought who, was what age and when they thought that.  After awhile, it appeared some of the individuals didn't know their own age.
 
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