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(Oregon Live)   The elderly couple never explained why they routinely discarded feces-filled McDonald's drink cups on the side of the road   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Multnomah County, Mcdonald, police officers, code enforcement, urban chickens, recreation area, elderly couple, police scanner  
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5389 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2014 at 5:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-06 01:14:19 AM  
7 votes:
Two grannies, one cup?
2014-03-06 05:56:40 AM  
6 votes:
That's called a "Portland Frosty".
2014-03-06 12:34:35 AM  
4 votes:
Do some people save those? Should I have been saving those?
2014-03-06 01:10:02 PM  
2 votes:

hoyt clagwell: ransack.: I'm more interested in the mechanics of pooping in a McDonald's cup in a moving car.

I would guess that one or both have an ostomy and found it convenient to empty their bag into whatever convenient container they happened to have.

had not considered that, dude
2014-03-06 06:02:13 AM  
2 votes:
Duh duh duh duh duhhhh I poop in it.
2014-03-06 05:46:21 AM  
2 votes:
Beats keeping them in the car
2014-03-06 08:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
The elderly couple never explained why they routinely discarded feces-filled McDonald's drink cups on the side of the road

Maybe they were on a Consumers Cellular shoot. The jig is up, Connie and Jack.
2014-03-06 07:37:01 AM  
1 vote:
The McCrapper™
2014-03-06 07:31:02 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, dude looks like BTK killer Dennis Rader, also a code enforcement officer.
2014-03-06 07:30:41 AM  
1 vote:
Because the armrest was already full, and they needed the trunk space for the wheelchair?
2014-03-06 06:23:52 AM  
1 vote:
they poop while they ride the bus.
public transportation FTW
2014-03-06 05:51:00 AM  
1 vote:
"If you ever have a bad day at work, just think: You could be taking pictures of people's waste."As a wastewater infrastructure contractor, I laugh at thee.
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