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(Oregon Live)   The elderly couple never explained why they routinely discarded feces-filled McDonald's drink cups on the side of the road   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Multnomah County, Mcdonald, police officers, code enforcement, urban chickens, recreation area, elderly couple, police scanner  
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2014-03-06 05:58:23 AM  
5 votes:
This guy sounds like a pretty good dude, I don't know if I'd go so far to recommend the hero tag, but I do truly appreciate people who have jobs like this and aren't assholes about it.

He could be slapping fines on people left and right, but he's not, he genuinely tries to work with them and uses the fines as a last resort.

Good job, sir. and I wish there were more people like you, using common sense and never forgetting to show common courtesy to others.
2014-03-06 03:16:11 AM  
2 votes:
Poor fecking. He done gave hisself away there.
2014-03-06 11:34:49 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: [ image 467x700]

In college I had a buddy whose younger brother played rugby and lived with a bunch of his rugby friends. We went over to his place one day and there were gallon jugs of urine all over the living room. They were too lazy to get up and walk the 15 feet to the bathroom. Made me feel a lot better about the crap hole I lived in back then
2014-03-06 09:00:32 AM  
1 vote:
Origin of the Feces?

/grandma and grandpa grunt, indeed
2014-03-06 06:48:03 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA:But catching illegal dumpers is difficult. There usually aren't witnesses, so Thomson digs through the trash for clues. A prescription bottle or piece of junk mail left in a pile of garbage can lead him to the culprit. And when evidence falls short, he has been known to conduct stakeouts.

And when he finds someone's name on an envelope, he hands it off to officer Obie...
2014-03-06 06:07:50 AM  
1 vote:
I'm more interested in the mechanics of pooping in a McDonald's cup in a moving car.
2014-03-06 05:56:40 AM  
1 vote:
That's called a "Portland Frosty".
2014-03-06 12:34:35 AM  
1 vote:
Do some people save those? Should I have been saving those?
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