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(Yahoo)   Ladies, you can forget corsets, girdles, and Spanx - as Keira Knightley demonstrates, it's all about Chanel's optical illusion dress   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 52
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2014-03-06 01:03:18 AM  
It's still not gonna help fatties.
 
2014-03-06 02:02:51 AM  
That is hideous. But I like the dress Kate Winslet is sporting at the bottom.
 
2014-03-06 02:11:26 AM  
Adding curves to the curve-less?

An interesting concept, but the black and white dress makes her look like a toilet paper spindle or something.
 
2014-03-06 02:14:39 AM  
Not one Farkette or Farker(NTTATWWT) fit that.
 
2014-03-06 02:15:36 AM  
That black chick on the left is wearing it way better than the Pirates chick.

/my $0.02
 
2014-03-06 02:17:34 AM  

DeltaPunch: That black chick on the left is wearing it way better than the Pirates chick.

/my $0.02


Probably because of the color scheme.  Keiras dress looks really odd.
 
2014-03-06 02:21:06 AM  
I can't think of an actress who needs an optical illusion to whittle her waist less than Keira Knightley.
 
2014-03-06 02:22:49 AM  
I've always wondered what a Kiera Knightley bobblehead would look like.
 
2014-03-06 02:27:17 AM  

Flappyhead: DeltaPunch: That black chick on the left is wearing it way better than the Pirates chick.

/my $0.02

Probably because of the color scheme.  Keiras dress looks really odd.


Makes her look like a dumbbell, and I don't think it's just the color.
 
2014-03-06 02:56:09 AM  
Bobble-torso dolls, they look like.

But it's certainly interesting, and kinda clever. Not often you see something new in fashion that really is new and different without being so weird nobody (save possibly Lady Gaga) would wear it outside of the runway.
 
x23
2014-03-06 03:28:27 AM  
FTA : an optical illusion dress that gives the appearance of a waif-like waistline.

uh... but Keira Knightly already *has* a waif-like waistline last i checked. quite the accomplished "illusion".
 
2014-03-06 03:30:51 AM  

x23: FTA : an optical illusion dress that gives the appearance of a waif-like waistline.

uh... but Keira Knightly already *has* a waif-like waistline last i checked. quite the accomplished "illusion".


Well, she went from 'ironing board' to 'slight hourglass'.
 
2014-03-06 03:42:30 AM  

DeltaPunch: Flappyhead: DeltaPunch: That black chick on the left is wearing it way better than the Pirates chick.

/my $0.02

Probably because of the color scheme.  Keiras dress looks really odd.

Makes her look like a dumbbell, and I don't think it's just the color.


I think it's because it makes Knightley look even thinner than she normally is, which is at borderline anorexic levels at any given point in time. She's a naturally skinny person, but she needs things that better emphasizes her body rather than makes her look skinnier.  The problem with outfits like this is that they don't work well with people who are at the more extreme ends of the spectrum. A very heavy person would look strange in this, as would someone who is extremely slender. It's not even an eating disorder thing. It's just that Knightley doesn't have the right body type to really pull this off the way it should look.

Now Rhianna is skinny, but the dress is more form fitting. Then again, she's also not as skinny as Knightley is so this type of dress would look better on her. I don't think that a more form fitting outfit would have really helped Knightley that much more, although it would have looked less severe on her.

E has a slightly different picture and I think it's just that Knightley needs to wear something different.
 
2014-03-06 03:43:59 AM  
Give me good old organ crushing realism, any day.


24.media.tumblr.com

No illusions necessary.
 
2014-03-06 03:45:14 AM  
Hmm... here's a frontal shot of Rhianna. Definitely looks better on her, although I have to say that I don't overly like the look as a whole. The area where the waist meets the skirt looks sorta weird. It's like this weird bump that isn't supposed to be there. Kind of almost reminds me of Judy Jetson's outfit.

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2014-03-06 03:52:01 AM  
I'm sorry, but gimme corseted ladies in stockings and garters... the appeal is even greater than seeing them nude for me.
 
2014-03-06 03:55:27 AM  
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2014-03-06 04:02:24 AM  

Saberus Terras: I'm sorry, but gimme corseted ladies in stockings and garters... the appeal is even greater than seeing them nude for me.


We should be friends, you and I.

Bring on the Corsets!
 
2014-03-06 04:21:48 AM  

Saberus Terras: I'm sorry, but gimme corseted ladies in stockings and garters... the appeal is even greater than seeing them nude for me.


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2014-03-06 04:47:52 AM  
Yeah, The illusion dress, because it isn't like KK didn't look like she'd double her body weight if she ate a celery stick and a spoonful of water to start with.

/and yes, bring on the corsets. I just got Mrs sotua a super cute corset so there's freaky corset sex tonight
//I might even get invited, too!
 
2014-03-06 04:58:24 AM  
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Dang! I could go for Winslet's optics...
 
2014-03-06 05:05:37 AM  
If you want to look like you're wearing a corset then just wear a corset (or cincher). Looking at these pictures kinda gives me a headache.
 
2014-03-06 05:18:00 AM  

tokyogirl79: Hmm... here's a frontal shot of Rhianna. Definitely looks better on her, although I have to say that I don't overly like the look as a whole. The area where the waist meets the skirt looks sorta weird. It's like this weird bump that isn't supposed to be there. Kind of almost reminds me of Judy Jetson's outfit.

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I could be kinda okay with this dress except that it seems to have a fanny pack built in. I just...nope. Maybe they are practical but I can't ever find them attractive.
 
2014-03-06 05:51:03 AM  
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2014-03-06 05:53:42 AM  

timswar: If you want to look like you're wearing a corset then just wear a corset (or cincher). Looking at these pictures kinda gives me a headache.

This


www.corsetheaven.com

wearemoviegeeks.com
 
2014-03-06 06:02:39 AM  
Bobblehead dresses indeed. They're hideous and unflattering.
 
2014-03-06 06:09:39 AM  
I'm failing to see any 'illusion'.

And look at those knees!!!
 
2014-03-06 07:06:20 AM  
I suspect it's going to trickle down to a huge splodge of fashion in 2015 (big crop-top jacket, skin tight waist, big trousers).

So you better get used to it.
 
2014-03-06 07:23:24 AM  
Is she wearing a fanny pack?

/Were they having a sale down at the Gap?
 
2014-03-06 08:04:15 AM  

tokyogirl79: Hmm... here's a frontal shot of Rhianna. Definitely looks better on her, although I have to say that I don't overly like the look as a whole. The area where the waist meets the skirt looks sorta weird. It's like this weird bump that isn't supposed to be there. Kind of almost reminds me of Judy Jetson's outfit.

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Rhianna could slip into a large garbage bag, and she'd still look good.
 
2014-03-06 08:10:42 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's still not gonna help fatties.


i was going to say something about skinny/thin people showing how to be even more skinny
this dress would be HORRIBLE on a larger person...fat doesn't disappear, it gets pushed to somewhere else
 
2014-03-06 08:15:30 AM  

bungle_jr: AverageAmericanGuy: It's still not gonna help fatties.

i was going to say something about skinny/thin people showing how to be even more skinny
this dress would be HORRIBLE on a larger person...fat doesn't disappear, it gets pushed to somewhere else


Fashion isn't for fat people, they can wear sacks. They don't making royal icing in order to smear it on turds.
 
2014-03-06 08:26:30 AM  
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2014-03-06 08:37:56 AM  
Wow, that dress made that land cow Kiera Knightly not look quite the bloated heffer that she is.
 
2014-03-06 08:48:13 AM  
I'd rather see her in spandex. Or better yet, latex.
 
2014-03-06 08:56:54 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I'd rather see her in spandex. Or better yet, latex.


She should see Kate Beckinsale's Underworld tailor.
 
2014-03-06 09:35:10 AM  
Now, they all just look fat in the wrong places.
 
2014-03-06 09:48:46 AM  

bungle_jr: this dress would be HORRIBLE on a larger person.


It won't stop them from buying the knock offs.
 
2014-03-06 10:25:58 AM  

tokyogirl79: as a whole.


You said as-a-whole.
 
2014-03-06 10:30:48 AM  
Creepy.
 
2014-03-06 10:47:35 AM  
I don't care that Keira Knightley looks like she'd snap in half in a stiff breeze.

I'd still sell all of you and your families to Somali Pirates to get the chance to hold her hand bag.
 
2014-03-06 10:55:48 AM  
I'm very lucky that I'm slim with an hourglass shape; 5 foot 1, size 4. Genetics.
 
2014-03-06 12:16:35 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: I'm very lucky that I'm slim with an hourglass shape; 5 foot 1, size 4. Genetics.


Pics or it never happened.
 
2014-03-06 01:10:21 PM  
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2014-03-06 01:30:05 PM  

hasty ambush: timswar: If you want to look like you're wearing a corset then just wear a corset (or cincher). Looking at these pictures kinda gives me a headache.
This


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Speaking of, I'm not really into Kiera Knightley, but watching Magneta tan her rear end was just peachy. Would watch again.
 
2014-03-06 02:00:37 PM  
It looks like she's wearing a fashionable barrel.
 
2014-03-06 02:11:11 PM  

Baryogenesis: stockings and garters


THIS
 
2014-03-06 08:01:40 PM  
Kate Winslet > Keira Knightley.
 
2014-03-06 08:31:11 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Kate Winslet > Keira Knightley.


Why not both?

Sorry, had to be done.
 
2014-03-06 10:22:27 PM  

Alexei Novikov: CigaretteSmokingMan: Kate Winslet > Keira Knightley.

Why not both?

Sorry, had to be done.


Yes. Perhaps at once.
 
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