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(   Not news: Child gets automatic suspension for bringing banned item to class. News: It was a cheese sandwich. Fark: She's two years old   ( divider line
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2014-03-06 01:13:25 AM  
19 votes:
Now that's what I call lactose intolerance.
2014-03-06 05:09:45 AM  
13 votes:
She truly is a muenster.
2014-03-06 07:58:14 AM  
4 votes:

xanadian: FTFA:  Nancy Brisebois, assistant director at Centre D'Enfant aux 4 Vents, said she couldn't discuss the specific incident, but that the French-language centre clearly communicates their policy, which includes automatic expulsion for possession of peanut butter, to parents.

I could never understand that.  Does peanut butter aerosolize (or whatever) and float through the air or something?  Are all allergic kids within range of a peanut farm in mortal danger?

Even the hearing the word 'peanut' or peanut butter' is enough to kill some sensitive children.

Why do you hate children?
2014-03-06 07:46:18 AM  
3 votes:
The little girl was probably not going to get into Harvard anyway. Two might be a little early to shatter that dream, but on the plus side, anytime a future teacher threatens to put something on her permanent record, she can poke a chubby little middle finger in the teacher's face and laugh, "It's already ruined!"
2014-03-06 10:38:07 AM  
2 votes:
A cheese sandwich is a cheese sandwich but they call it "Le Cheese Sandwich".
2014-03-06 07:55:05 AM  
2 votes:
It's gateway packing If you let them pack the cheese in daycare, by kindergarten, they're packing fudge.
2014-03-06 07:43:26 AM  
2 votes:
This woman has a bright future ahead of her in school administration.
2014-03-06 07:41:45 AM  
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: CruiserTwelve: Dad gave a 2 year old a cheese sandwich for breakfast?

What's wrong with that? It's portable and fairly nutricious (provides grain, dairy & protein).

But not as good for you as chocolate cake

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2014-03-06 08:51:11 AM  
1 vote:
Coincidence? I think not.

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2014-03-06 08:22:17 AM  
1 vote:

BMFPitt: In currently looking at preschools for my 3 year old. All the peanut Nazis are right out. Do I need to ask about cheese now, too?

I like telling this story:  (totally unrelated to children, perhaps the mindset/selfishness...but does involve peanuts)

A few years ago I worked for a local IT company doing sales.  We hired a chick fresh out of college as an intern for HR, with a guaranteed full time hire and raise after 6 months.

I am not lying when I say that she, on day one asked the CEO/Owner, and emailed everybody in the office to refrain from bringing in anything peanut related, as she will have "a deadly" reaction.  Of course everyone ignored it, and the CEO got pretty pissed at her, but he let is slide as she was new, fresh out of college, and "didn't know any better."

Fast forward about a week, Monday, 8 in the morning, there are about 6-8 printed signs around the entrance of the office, and in the kitchen asking once again that no one bring in anything that contains peanuts.

Keep in mind, we have a vending machine with some stuff that contains peanuts, as well as a very large pantry of employer provided snack and junk food, some of which contains peanuts.

The CEO walks into the kitchen, sees the signs, and loudly shouts "WHAT THE FARK IS THIS ALL ABOUT...GODDAMMIT MEGAN...WHARGRABBLE!!!"  Miss No-Peanut Princess rounds the corner mid shout and the CEO looks at her, and proceeds to lay into her about self entitlement, personal responsibility, etc. and fired her right there, in the middle of the kitchen, 25' from the sales pit, in front of over 40 sales, engineering, and marketing people.

The look of embarrassment and shame that washed over her was epic.
2014-03-06 08:13:57 AM  
1 vote:
Who wants to bet half teachers there bring Starbucks to work with them? Maybe bring cheese too.
2014-03-06 08:10:51 AM  
1 vote:
You never hear about all the cheese sandwich smuggling that goes right. Just the ones that go wrong
2014-03-06 08:06:36 AM  
1 vote:
"Upon enrolment, parents must sign a contract which they review and we review with them, and this contract specifically mentions that we have zero tolerance," she said.

Don't sign stupid contracts like this. That fact that they actually used the phrase "zero tolerance" in a contract proves that their staff is incapable of making intelligent, reasonable decisions. What I'm trying to say is: find another daycare.

I used to think that the most charitable explanation for all these zero tolerance policies was insurance liability but I really think the people who make these rules are just pants-on-head retarded.
2014-03-06 08:04:59 AM  
1 vote:
This wouldn't be an issue if abortions were mandatory.
2014-03-06 08:04:21 AM  
1 vote:
Full automatic cheese sandwich up in here, with tomato soup silencer, and bonus 2% milk for added accuracy, it's good for to hit your bones.
2014-03-06 08:02:02 AM  
1 vote:

MindStalker: StrikitRich: Is the pre-school run by an HOA?

/in before the anti-HOA hillbillies

No its run by French people, even worse.

Next time she needs to bring wine too
2014-03-06 08:00:14 AM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: Is the pre-school run by an HOA?

/in before the anti-HOA hillbillies

No its run by French people, even worse.
2014-03-06 07:59:20 AM  
1 vote:
That'll teach the little biatch.
2014-03-06 07:57:16 AM  
1 vote:

BMFPitt: In currently looking at preschools for my 3 year old. All the peanut Nazis are right out. Do I need to ask about cheese now, too?

If I were to have kids, I'd probably found a free range Darwin Academy.
Anything goes with the food, and if you have a "Pre-existing" condition, no preschool for you.

And the Tee ball team would kick all the other preschools' asses.
2014-03-06 07:55:39 AM  
1 vote:

optikeye: If the daycare says "no outside food allowed" I fail to see why this is an issue at all.

Thats for all the other kids to follow, this little snowflake in the article is special and entitled.
2014-03-06 07:52:24 AM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: Is the pre-school run by an HOA?

/in before the anti-HOA hillbillies

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2014-03-06 07:49:07 AM  
1 vote:
I more impressed that the 2 yo put it in her pocket instead of stuffing behind the car seat only to be found when Dad had to track down what was stinking up the car.
2014-03-06 07:43:10 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-06 07:43:10 AM  
1 vote:
They were probably upset because it was American cheese, and everyone hates America.
2014-03-06 07:41:03 AM  
1 vote:
But was she hot?

HAY... get out of my seat!
2014-03-06 07:36:54 AM  
1 vote:
This thread is pretty epic so far. Keep 'em coming!
2014-03-06 07:32:08 AM  
1 vote:
I've got something planned, which is
Little cheese sandwiches! Come on!

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2014-03-06 06:33:21 AM  
1 vote:
Is the pre-school run by an HOA?

/in before the anti-HOA hillbillies
2014-03-06 12:52:03 AM  
1 vote:
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