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(CTV News)   Old and busted: Push-up bras. New and reconfigured: Push-up jeans   (bc.ctvnews.ca) divider line 15
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2014-03-06 06:25:44 AM
4 votes:
Booty thread?
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2014-03-06 10:18:50 AM
2 votes:
These aren't padded jeans, so there is no "prosthetic" ass in them. They just use spandex, shading, pocket placement, etc.

You know, not at all like those bras that come with "push up" pads, or the bathing suit tops that have so much padding it's like they have breasts already in them.

G-d forbid some woman wants to frame her ass attractively, but they can tear your wonder bra from your cold dead hands.
2014-03-06 08:19:25 AM
2 votes:

Goimir: Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...

But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?


I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?
2014-03-06 07:53:08 AM
2 votes:

Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...


But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?
2014-03-06 07:42:31 AM
2 votes:
Booty. I see. Voilà

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2014-03-06 03:28:51 PM
1 votes:

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?


Your reaction should be gratitude. Gratitude that any woman is willing to take her clothes of near you.
2014-03-06 10:17:12 AM
1 votes:
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2014-03-06 09:22:44 AM
1 votes:
Cold_Sassy:

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

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2014-03-06 08:25:35 AM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?


Thank you.
I usually have to say that.
And I get flamed for it.

Also,Cold Sassy would be a great name for the winter drag ball next year.
2014-03-06 08:05:14 AM
1 votes:
Never understood tight pants. They are horribly horribly uncomfortable. Women wear some crazy clothes to "look good." But whatever makes them feel good about themselves I guess.
2014-03-06 07:46:09 AM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: You can reshape your ass all you want, It's still fat


True to that.
2014-03-06 07:12:09 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?


Get a divorce?
2014-03-06 06:54:54 AM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Booty thread?
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Sure! South American booty thread!

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2014-03-06 06:39:57 AM
1 votes:
You can reshape your ass all you want, It's still fat
2014-03-06 05:19:30 AM
1 votes:
Weird.   Practically this exact same thing was on Canadian Dragon's Den last year, also pitched by a Colombian ex-pat.  What's the deal with Colombian women transplatned to Canada?  Do Canadian women lack booty to such an extent that there's actually competition in the Colombian-inspired booty-enhancing clothing department?

/flat booty
//not a woman
//not Canadan
///or Colombian
 
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