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2014-03-06 01:20:10 AM  
"Does this make my butt look big?"

sujenman.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-06 05:19:30 AM  
Weird.   Practically this exact same thing was on Canadian Dragon's Den last year, also pitched by a Colombian ex-pat.  What's the deal with Colombian women transplatned to Canada?  Do Canadian women lack booty to such an extent that there's actually competition in the Colombian-inspired booty-enhancing clothing department?

/flat booty
//not a woman
//not Canadan
///or Colombian
 
2014-03-06 06:16:18 AM  
I can appreciate a fine ass, but it has to be a really fine ass.
 
2014-03-06 06:18:12 AM  
Guys are lucky all we have to do is stuff a sock down there.........so I hear from a friend
 
2014-03-06 06:25:44 AM  
Booty thread?
i232.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 06:32:40 AM  
Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?
 
2014-03-06 06:36:39 AM  

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?


Refer the Boobies
 
2014-03-06 06:39:57 AM  
You can reshape your ass all you want, It's still fat
 
2014-03-06 06:54:54 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Booty thread?
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x297]


Sure! South American booty thread!

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-06 06:55:49 AM  
Athletics really help to shape the derriere.
 
2014-03-06 06:57:58 AM  

macross87: Athletics really help to shape the derriere.


and squats
 
2014-03-06 07:10:30 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

/Just be who you are ladies, this fake shiat isn't attractive
 
2014-03-06 07:12:09 AM  

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?


Get a divorce?
 
2014-03-06 07:19:44 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: "Does this make my butt look big?"

[sujenman.files.wordpress.com image 483x500]


That's hilarious.
 
2014-03-06 07:20:33 AM  

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?



If you're to that point, you're going to give her a pounding anyway.  So just turn it into a Grudge F out of anger.  Win Win for everyone.  It all evens out in the end.
 
2014-03-06 07:22:53 AM  
Push-up jeans? I prefer the Black Russian.
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
/terrifies the clergy
//the potato goes in  front, Seamus
 
2014-03-06 07:26:52 AM  
Mud flaps.
 
2014-03-06 07:27:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: "Does this make my butt look big?"


And how!
 
2014-03-06 07:35:55 AM  
Don't like fake butts, and I cannot lie.
 
2014-03-06 07:36:27 AM  
If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...
 
2014-03-06 07:38:49 AM  
Not new subby, these have been on sale for a long time in the UK, so long that even supermarkets sell them.
 
2014-03-06 07:42:31 AM  
Booty. I see. Voilà

img.fark.net

fc04.deviantart.net

data1.whicdn.com

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 07:46:09 AM  

abhorrent1: You can reshape your ass all you want, It's still fat


True to that.
 
2014-03-06 07:49:16 AM  

vat_man: robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?

Refer the Boobies


Refer them to what? A plastic surgeon?
 
2014-03-06 07:52:34 AM  
Sounds like a bum deal.
 
2014-03-06 07:53:08 AM  

Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...


But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?
 
2014-03-06 08:05:14 AM  
Never understood tight pants. They are horribly horribly uncomfortable. Women wear some crazy clothes to "look good." But whatever makes them feel good about themselves I guess.
 
2014-03-06 08:19:25 AM  

Goimir: Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...

But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?


I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?
 
2014-03-06 08:19:57 AM  
Generally, I think that there isn't a set of jeans out there that will make your backside look better than 200 squats a week.
 
2014-03-06 08:25:35 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?


Thank you.
I usually have to say that.
And I get flamed for it.

Also,Cold Sassy would be a great name for the winter drag ball next year.
 
2014-03-06 09:22:44 AM  
Cold_Sassy:

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-06 10:03:56 AM  
csupueblotoday.com

"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout."
 
2014-03-06 10:17:12 AM  
www.drunktiki.com
 
2014-03-06 10:18:50 AM  
These aren't padded jeans, so there is no "prosthetic" ass in them. They just use spandex, shading, pocket placement, etc.

You know, not at all like those bras that come with "push up" pads, or the bathing suit tops that have so much padding it's like they have breasts already in them.

G-d forbid some woman wants to frame her ass attractively, but they can tear your wonder bra from your cold dead hands.
 
2014-03-06 10:34:22 AM  

Kristoph57: Cold_Sassy:

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 390x219]


Please tell me, who is that?  And what does he call himself?
 
2014-03-06 10:41:08 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Goimir: Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...

But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?


Wow, a display of common sense in a FARK thread? :) I totally agree with you, CS.
 
2014-03-06 11:01:55 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Kristoph57: Cold_Sassy:

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 390x219]

Please tell me, who is that?  And what does he call himself?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kKNZTxszs

I'm kind of surprised this hasn't come up - or I'm just terribly corrupted by old SNL.
 
2014-03-06 11:19:46 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Cold_Sassy: Goimir: Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...

But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

Wow, a display of common sense in a FARK thread? :) I totally agree with you, CS.


No, not common sense, body-image shaming. Not surprised it comes across as "common sense" in a place where misanthropy and drunkenness are virtues.

So let me get this straight:

From a "common sense" standpoint, the only acceptable thing to do is wear the most unflattering clothing; anything else is "dishonest".

Do you say that women shouldn't wear makeup? After all, once they wake up in the morning it's gonna be all over the pillow and you'll see their grey faces and pale lips.

Should women also eschew hair product? After a dozen hours or so their hair is going to revert to normal uncovering their deception.

fark all that. Whatever someone wants to do to present themselves is OK by me. If I don't find it attractive it's not their problem. They're the ones that have to walk around in their bodies all day.

/why yes, I did have an extra bowl of biatch flakes this morning, and somebody did in fact take a huge festering dump in the box at about midnight.
 
2014-03-06 11:41:01 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: [csupueblotoday.com image 320x240]

"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout."


Thank you, I was beginning to worry I wouldn't see a Mixalot pic.
 
2014-03-06 11:49:50 AM  

Kristoph57: Cold_Sassy: Kristoph57: Cold_Sassy:

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 390x219]

Please tell me, who is that?  And what does he call himself?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kKNZTxszs

I'm kind of surprised this hasn't come up - or I'm just terribly corrupted by old SNL.


Thanks for the enlightenment.  I probably won't be needing an ALT after all ;)
 
2014-03-06 01:07:28 PM  
You know, Shakira and Beyonce actually exercise to get their butts to look that good.
 
2014-03-06 02:50:21 PM  
Do they lift and separate?
 
2014-03-06 03:24:09 PM  

bingethinker: You know, Shakira and Beyonce actually exercise to get their butts to look that good.


What Shakira excercising might look like:

media.giphy.com
 
2014-03-06 03:28:51 PM  

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?


Your reaction should be gratitude. Gratitude that any woman is willing to take her clothes of near you.
 
2014-03-06 05:19:21 PM  
Old and busted: Push-up bras.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-07 05:59:59 AM  

Goimir: unfarkingbelievable: Cold_Sassy: Goimir: Cold_Sassy: If you (and I know you did) look at the pictures those jeans are so farking tight that you know a bunch of blubbery nastiness is going to spill down and out after she peels them off.

/The more you know...

But what's wrong with looking good with clothing on? I'm not asking you to want to fark every woman you see, but I'd rather a woman feel good about how she looks.

What's your solution, mandatory frocks?

I AM a woman for the record, (what man would name himself Cold Sassy?)  and I don't think it is right to try to deceive men with prosthetic clothing.  Why don't you just go on a diet, or do some exercises?

Wow, a display of common sense in a FARK thread? :) I totally agree with you, CS.

No, not common sense, body-image shaming. Not surprised it comes across as "common sense" in a place where misanthropy and drunkenness are virtues.

So let me get this straight:

From a "common sense" standpoint, the only acceptable thing to do is wear the most unflattering clothing; anything else is "dishonest".

Do you say that women shouldn't wear makeup? After all, once they wake up in the morning it's gonna be all over the pillow and you'll see their grey faces and pale lips.

Should women also eschew hair product? After a dozen hours or so their hair is going to revert to normal uncovering their deception.

fark all that. Whatever someone wants to do to present themselves is OK by me. If I don't find it attractive it's not their problem. They're the ones that have to walk around in their bodies all day.

/why yes, I did have an extra bowl of biatch flakes this morning, and somebody did in fact take a huge festering dump in the box at about midnight.


The difference is that makeup and a hairdo is not going to make Lena Dunham look like Scarlett Johannsen.  But with enough levers and gears under her clothing Lena could make it look like she had Scarlett's body.
 
2014-03-07 02:30:38 PM  

robohobo: Hah. And they say men lie more than women.

Alright, farkers. What's your reaction been when a woman who you thought had a decent body took off her clothes to reveal woeful fried egg flopper tits and an ass that quit years ago? How is one supposed to react to that mess?img.fark.net

 
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