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(CBC)   Apparently, what we really need is more Canadian porn. How does that work, exactly? "You go first." "Oh, no, I couldn't. After you"   (cbc.ca) divider line 52
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2014-03-05 10:40:05 PM
"Yeah, baby... you like it when I lick your Nunavut?"
"Use your other hand to play with my Timbits."

Not Canadian, so that's really all I got.
 
2014-03-05 11:16:32 PM

RodneyToady: "Yeah, baby... you like it when I lick your Nunavut?"
"Use your other hand to play with my Timbits."

Not Canadian, so that's really all I got.


It says they need subtitles to, this being Canada, would it have to be subtitled in English and French?

Ouais, bébé ... vous l'aimez quand je lèche votre Nunavut?

Utilisez votre autre main pour jouer avec mes Timbits

and of course-

Allez bébé laissez-moi mettre mon bâton de hockey dans votre boîte de pénalité.

and

Je vais tirer mon sirop d'érable sur tous vos territoires du nord ouest
 
2014-03-05 11:37:33 PM
Let's just say "hoser" takes on an entirely new meaning

/eh?
 
2014-03-06 12:06:03 AM
Canadian porn is doggy-style so that they can both watch the hockey game.
 
2014-03-06 12:06:51 AM
Well, if anyone understands beaver, it's Canadians.

Also moose.
 
2014-03-06 01:11:47 AM
I'm here to fix the cable, eh.
 
2014-03-06 01:15:31 AM
...you will be able to ascertain if it's REAL Canadian porn, if the leading man immediately says "Sorry!" after he pops in his leading lady's face...
 
2014-03-06 02:37:44 AM
GIS for Canadian porn: NSFW
 
2014-03-06 04:52:17 AM
Toque and Kenora dinner jacket fetish?
 
2014-03-06 04:57:21 AM
We need a Rob Ford sex tape.
 
2014-03-06 05:06:08 AM
Canadian porn is just like American porn, only not as much.
 
2014-03-06 05:11:11 AM
Who doesn't love a good poutine shot?
 
2014-03-06 05:18:03 AM
I wonder if Canadian porn ever dared to use Fox Trax?
 
2014-03-06 05:21:23 AM

A Terrible Human: We need a Rob Ford sex tape.


No, no we farking don't you shut your whore mouth and die for putting that in my head.
 
2014-03-06 05:33:50 AM
Bis mon cul
 
2014-03-06 05:36:28 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Well, if anyone understands beaver, it's Canadians.


v015o.popscreen.com

What were they thinking?
 
2014-03-06 05:37:10 AM
GAH! I've been searching for a certain 'amateur' canadian porn girl for awhile now...I haven't been able to find one of her vids in farking forever. Don't know her name. Annoying.
 
2014-03-06 05:37:38 AM

A Terrible Human: We need a Rob Ford sex tape.


How dare you. That was banned under the Geneva Convention.
 
2014-03-06 05:39:46 AM
Is that anything like Canadian rap?
C to the RAP?

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-06 05:40:01 AM

Deacon Blue: Canadian porn is just like American porn, only not as much.


Suggestive Content
 
2014-03-06 05:40:17 AM

TuteTibiImperes: RodneyToady: "Yeah, baby... you like it when I lick your Nunavut?"
"Use your other hand to play with my Timbits."

Not Canadian, so that's really all I got.

It says they need subtitles to, this being Canada, would it have to be subtitled in English and French?

Ouais, bébé ... vous l'aimez quand je lèche votre Nunavut?

Utilisez votre autre main pour jouer avec mes Timbits

and of course-

Allez bébé laissez-moi mettre mon bâton de hockey dans votre boîte de pénalité.

and

Je vais tirer mon sirop d'érable sur tous vos territoires du nord ouest


Sacre bleu! Vous avez des super grands tetons!
 
2014-03-06 05:42:19 AM
I'm Canadian, and after my wife and I have sex we always thank each other. It never occurred to me that it was my nationality that caused that.
 
2014-03-06 05:48:35 AM

Schmegicky: Is that anything like Canadian rap?
C to the RAP?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 396x234]


Speaking of porn you haven't seen the movies he made?
The Bare Pimp Project? From Russia with Lovebone?
The first one really makes people frisky
 
2014-03-06 06:16:22 AM

Ivo Shandor: Canadian porn is doggy-style so that they can both watch the hockey game.


Yep
 
2014-03-06 06:18:20 AM
You wouldn't know her.
 
2014-03-06 06:29:14 AM
You can always tell Canadian porn as they keep their socks on.
 
2014-03-06 06:47:03 AM

robohobo: GAH! I've been searching for a certain 'amateur' canadian porn girl for awhile now...I haven't been able to find one of her vids in farking forever. Don't know her name. Annoying.


Christine Young?
 
2014-03-06 06:48:45 AM
Overpaid (suitably bilingual) empire-building federal bureaucrats in Ottawa have nothing better to do.


 
2014-03-06 06:55:42 AM
i26.photobucket.comi26.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 06:55:56 AM

heywood-jablome: robohobo: GAH! I've been searching for a certain 'amateur' canadian porn girl for awhile now...I haven't been able to find one of her vids in farking forever. Don't know her name. Annoying.

Christine Young?


Ahh I nearly forgot about her! Dirty, filthy girl. The other Canadian I like is Seska. Hawt.
 
2014-03-06 07:13:42 AM

robohobo: GAH! I've been searching for a certain 'amateur' canadian porn girl for awhile now...I haven't been able to find one of her vids in farking forever. Don't know her name. Annoying.


Is she that big-boned gal from southern Alberta?
 
2014-03-06 07:18:31 AM

pheed: heywood-jablome: robohobo: GAH! I've been searching for a certain 'amateur' canadian porn girl for awhile now...I haven't been able to find one of her vids in farking forever. Don't know her name. Annoying.

Christine Young?

Ahh I nearly forgot about her! Dirty, filthy girl. The other Canadian I like is Seska. Hawt.


Elli of Ellinude?
 
2014-03-06 07:18:56 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-06 07:28:27 AM

A Terrible Human: We need a Rob Ford sex tape.


With Justin Bieber! "Rob's a Beleiber." As punishment for his naughty, wicked ways, Justin gets deported to Canada to live under house arrest with Rob Ford, who keeps him chained up by his ankle monitor. Justin is forced to dress up as "Justine" while Rob does coke off his ass and why am I writing this ewww...
 
2014-03-06 07:28:27 AM

rikkards: Schmegicky: Is that anything like Canadian rap?
C to the RAP?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 396x234]

Speaking of porn you haven't seen the movies he made?
The Bare Pimp Project? From Russia with Lovebone?
The first one really makes people frisky


I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FRISKY IN ALL MY LIFE!?!!!
 
2014-03-06 07:43:52 AM
images3.cliqueclack.com

Well, in Canada, they say two beavers is better than one. Yes. You are looking at the beavers of Sparkles and Glitter.
 
2014-03-06 07:47:38 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

Okay and why not? Here's some more Canadian pron.
 
2014-03-06 07:51:09 AM
Used to stay at this Ski Hostel called Grandpa Grunts up near Jay Peak in Vermont.  They had 24 hour french Canadian porn on one of the channels. I think it is broadcast over the area up in the Great North Kingdom.
 
2014-03-06 07:57:27 AM
What, no "go on?" Ok, I thought of the next scene while I was in the shower....Rob is seductively eating a sausage as he dances toward Bieber, stripping off his clothes while singing "if I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you tight in bondage, you Twinkie hoser ho (yes singing and eating at the same time). "I'm in a drunken stupor, and bout to do some crack...but if I were your boyfriend, I'd put it in your crack, eh."

Rule 34? Have great day everybody!
 
2014-03-06 08:47:25 AM
"Almost....almost....almost....there we are."
"Good show!"
 
2014-03-06 08:49:02 AM

Witness99: and why am I writing this ewww...


My first good chuckle of the day.  Good show!
 
2014-03-06 09:03:44 AM
Headline rips of a Tragically Hip lyric from "Twist my Arm":

"After you,
no after me,
no I insist! Please after me!"
 
2014-03-06 09:28:22 AM
Sorry.....
 
2014-03-06 09:32:45 AM

ObscureNameHere: Headline rips of a Tragically Hip lyric from "Twist my Arm":

"After you,
no after me,
no I insist! Please after me!"


See, even our musicians are polite!
 
2014-03-06 09:33:41 AM

Witness99: What, no "go on?" Ok, I thought of the next scene while I was in the shower....Rob is seductively eating a sausage as he dances toward Bieber, stripping off his clothes while singing "if I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you tight in bondage, you Twinkie hoser ho (yes singing and eating at the same time). "I'm in a drunken stupor, and bout to do some crack...but if I were your boyfriend, I'd put it in your crack, eh."

Rule 34? Have great day everybody!


I can't stop giggling at the mental image you've so nicely provided me! This is hysterical!
 
2014-03-06 09:34:40 AM
They squirt maple syrup.
 
2014-03-06 09:37:51 AM
yah, eh? I did the "Old King Clancy" and the "Five-Legged Caribou" with the wife last night...

www.canadiansexacts.org

(by Stinson)
 
2014-03-06 09:42:39 AM
Canadian porn:

www.ctvnews.ca
 
2014-03-06 09:57:18 AM
Go on, please.
 
2014-03-06 10:53:01 AM
I remember this joke when it was on Family Guy, nine years ago
 
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