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(CNBC)   Facebook and Instagram to crack down on gun sales. In related news, people use Facebook and Instagram to sell guns   ( divider line
    More: Scary, New York State Attorney General, for sale by owner  
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1121 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2014 at 6:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-06 07:21:59 AM  
4 votes:
"We will not permit people to post offers to sell regulated items that indicate a willingness to evade or help others evade the law,'' Facebook said.

Except that it isn't against the law to private sell a gun without a background check

/Although I'd want to make damn sure who I am selling a gun to. I'm getting a copy of your driver's licence and a signed statement that says "I am not a felon". Last thing I need is for a gun, registered to me, to wind up next to a dead hooker.

Police: Hey, yeah, so we found your gun next to a bullet ridden hooker.
Me: If she got rid of all ther bullets, what's the problem?
Police: No, it means she's full of bullets.
Me: Wow, that doesn't mean what I thought it ment.
Police: Thats...I'm not here to teach you English, I'm here because your gun was used in a murder!
Me: Oh....I sold that gun.
Police: To whom?
Me: Uh.....some guy? I think he said his name was Bill. Or Juaqiuem. Or something like that. He drives some sort of car if that helps.
Police: You're gonna need to come with me.
Me: Can I play with the siren?
Police: ....sure, why not?
2014-03-06 06:55:05 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: We can still sell guns on Fark, right?

Guns? Yes. Gnus? No.

/It's not gnus, it's
2014-03-06 07:45:58 AM  
2 votes:

Well thank goodness everyone can still have a pic of their 3 year old with an AK-47. Or can they?

As long as it's not a pic of you using Facebook to set up the sale of it to said three year-old...
2014-03-06 06:52:16 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know about you, but I use my Facebook account as my own personal gun show *flexes*

/Sun's out? Guns out!
//Not for another month or two with this winter
2014-03-06 06:52:05 AM  
2 votes:
We can still sell guns on Fark, right?
2014-03-06 02:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
Who the hell sells guns?  Disgruntled ex-wives is who.  Nobody else in their right mind ever gives up a firearm once purchased
2014-03-06 07:15:49 AM  
1 vote:
I can't buy guns, but I can still meet up with prostitutes there, right?
2014-03-06 04:48:04 AM  
1 vote:
The only thing I see being offered for sale on Facebook are old CRT TVs that people think are still worth something when even Goodwill won't take them anymore.

Yes, someone's aunt, that 10-year-old 13" Goldstar "with great color" is definitely going to get $50, and "once onea them Oriental collectors" learns about your Beanie Baby collection, your Atlantic City excursions will be on the LUXURY bus!
2014-03-06 12:07:57 AM  
1 vote:
Pants. completely. shat. Levis fudged. Wranglers roped. Dockers dookied. Dungarees dungarooed.
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