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2014-03-06 12:03:15 AM  
Eh. Marvel-DC crossovers always suck.
 
2014-03-06 12:06:25 AM  
With great ego comes great douchebaggery.
 
2014-03-06 12:06:40 AM  
 
2014-03-06 12:06:51 AM  
Well yeah. We're talking about the guy that makes fun of people as he beats the shiat out of them.
 
2014-03-06 12:10:11 AM  
Wow, that's not just dickery, that's Super Dickery. That's Ultra Dickery.
What kind of asshole do you have to be to criticize a script dubbing a kid "Batkid". There's no way you're going to come out of it looking stupid no matter how hokey or badly written the dialogue. Walking out? Well, there's no way you're not going to come out looking like a stupid farktard.

Also...

www.eonline.com
 
2014-03-06 12:10:15 AM  
Luckily for me all my childhood heroes live on in 70s and 80s and never aged or became that guy.

/maybe someday they'll get around to making star wars parts 1 2 and 3
 
2014-03-06 12:11:51 AM  
www.shockmansion.com

And Spider-man would beat Batman, straight up. No Kryptonite, ya phony.
 
2014-03-06 12:12:06 AM  
So, the thing that bugged me about the latest Spider-Man movie is that Mary Jane is supposed to be a redhead, and they even dyed Kirsten Dunst red in the first trilogy, but then they get a natural redhead for the reboot, and they dye her blond. What's up with that?
 
2014-03-06 12:15:06 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: So, the thing that bugged me about the latest Spider-Man movie is that Mary Jane is supposed to be a redhead, and they even dyed Kirsten Dunst red in the first trilogy, but then they get a natural redhead for the reboot, and they dye her blond. What's up with that?


Don't get me started.fc06.deviantart.net

/not mine
 
2014-03-06 12:16:50 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: So, the thing that bugged me about the latest Spider-Man movie is that Mary Jane is supposed to be a redhead, and they even dyed Kirsten Dunst red in the first trilogy, but then they get a natural redhead for the reboot, and they dye her blond. What's up with that?


because Emma Stone played Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane.

Gwen Stacy is blonde.
 
2014-03-06 12:20:17 AM  

calbert: TuteTibiImperes: So, the thing that bugged me about the latest Spider-Man movie is that Mary Jane is supposed to be a redhead, and they even dyed Kirsten Dunst red in the first trilogy, but then they get a natural redhead for the reboot, and they dye her blond. What's up with that?

because Emma Stone played Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane.

Gwen Stacy is blonde.


It should also be pointed out that apparently Emma Stone is a natural blonde.
 
2014-03-06 12:21:02 AM  
Who cares. How many wishes is this kid gonna get
 
2014-03-06 12:22:13 AM  
Page Six? Really, Smitty? Are you that gullible?
 
2014-03-06 12:22:26 AM  

Wadded Beef: With great ego comes great douchebaggery.

 
2014-03-06 12:26:35 AM  
So the rehearsal went something like this....
img.fark.net

you are a puppet: Who cares. How many wishes is this kid gonna get


^^^ Also this ^^^
 
2014-03-06 12:29:49 AM  
Wow, one hit movie and already a prima donna douche bag. I'm gonna enjoy watching this punks career go nowhere.
 
2014-03-06 12:31:17 AM  
SPIDER-MAN THREAD!

i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 12:35:17 AM  
Somebody wrote a blog post quoting an anonymous source! Wow, it MUST be true!
 
2014-03-06 12:39:26 AM  
Well, he does shoot out a lot of sticky white fluid.
 
2014-03-06 12:41:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-06 12:53:07 AM  
How many actors have played Batman? They couldn't get any of them to come in for this?
 
2014-03-06 12:55:29 AM  

1hdwallpapers.comImperious Rex!: calbert: TuteTibiImperes: So, the thing that bugged me about the latest Spider-Man movie is that Mary Jane is supposed to be a redhead, and they even dyed Kirsten Dunst red in the first trilogy, but then they get a natural redhead for the reboot, and they dye her blond. What's up with that?

because Emma Stone played Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane.

Gwen Stacy is blonde.

It should also be pointed out that apparently Emma Stone is a natural blonde.


Are you sure her carpet matches the pubes?
 
2014-03-06 12:59:03 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: Page Six? Really, Smitty? Are you that gullible?


I'm going to second this. Seriously, Page Six isn't worth wiping my ass with.
 
2014-03-06 12:59:37 AM  
I wonder when all the other cancer kids are going to get their shot at a wish...
 
2014-03-06 01:09:36 AM  

Nem Wan: How many actors have played Batman? They couldn't get any of them to come in for this?


Hell, one of them was at the show already because he was up for Best Actor.
 
2014-03-06 01:10:58 AM  
And yet he read Amazing Spider-Man as is? How bad could his Oscars lines have been?
 
2014-03-06 01:11:11 AM  
I don't have much interest in Spiderman or the actor but that reads like one of those stories where 10% of it might be true and the rest has been conjured up by some skeezy gossip queen. fark you subby for making me read that.
 
2014-03-06 01:11:15 AM  

walktoanarcade: Don't get me started.

[fc06.deviantart.net image 529x669]

/not mine


Classic is better.
 
2014-03-06 01:23:27 AM  
Why not Christian Bale? He was at the Academy Awards, wasn't he? I'm sure he'd have done it...
 
2014-03-06 01:29:31 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why not Christian Bale? He was at the Academy Awards, wasn't he? I'm sure he'd have done it...


I'm sure that Iron Man would have jumped up there as well. Robert Downey is a class act.

Way to go walking out on a Cancer kid A$$hole.
 
2014-03-06 01:29:36 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why not Christian Bale? He was at the Academy Awards, wasn't he? I'm sure he'd have done it...


YOU HAVE CANCER? OH GOOOOOOOOD FOR YOU.
 
2014-03-06 01:29:45 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-06 01:40:51 AM  
This article stinks of bullshiat.
 
2014-03-06 01:42:15 AM  
imgace.com
 
2014-03-06 01:44:58 AM  
Hey, or they coulda got whoever played Spiderman in '3 Dev Adam' to do it. Pretty sure his schedule is free.

www.thereelbits.com

a.images.blip.tv

www.rarecultcinema.com

Why couldn't the American Spiderman be as cool as that Turkish Spiderman?!
 
2014-03-06 01:45:02 AM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-06 01:46:04 AM  
I feel like I have to tell the truth for once.....


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-06 01:47:08 AM  

MayoSlather: This article stinks of bullshiat.


browntimmy: I don't have much interest in Spiderman or the actor but that reads like one of those stories where 10% of it might be true and the rest has been conjured up by some skeezy gossip queen. fark you subby for making me read that.


Jizz Master Zero: 100 Watt Walrus: Page Six? Really, Smitty? Are you that gullible?

I'm going to second this. Seriously, Page Six isn't worth wiping my ass with.


I'm jumping on the bandwagon as well..also:
static2.businessinsider.com Lookeethere! Almost exactly 90 days until the movie is released and here's a nice juicy 'story' with all the elements to 'go viral' and allow another publicity stunt to make up for the 'snub'...I'll be interested to see the follow-up to this


/I'm prepared to look like an asshole if I'm wrong
//I'm always prepared to look like an asshole
 
2014-03-06 01:49:24 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I wonder when all the other cancer kids are going to get their shot at a wish...

 
2014-03-06 02:03:16 AM  

Brainsick: MayoSlather: This article stinks of bullshiat.

browntimmy: I don't have much interest in Spiderman or the actor but that reads like one of those stories where 10% of it might be true and the rest has been conjured up by some skeezy gossip queen. fark you subby for making me read that.

Jizz Master Zero: 100 Watt Walrus: Page Six? Really, Smitty? Are you that gullible?

I'm going to second this. Seriously, Page Six isn't worth wiping my ass with.

I'm jumping on the bandwagon as well..also:
 Lookeethere! Almost exactly 90 days until the movie is released and here's a nice juicy 'story' with all the elements to 'go viral' and allow another publicity stunt to make up for the 'snub'...I'll be interested to see the follow-up to this


/I'm prepared to look like an asshole if I'm wrong
//I'm always prepared to look like an asshole


Nah, that seems about right. It's easy for someone to feel outraged, then they hear AG's side of story, rage goes away, but we still talked about Spider-Man. Mission accomplished.
 
2014-03-06 02:15:12 AM  
I saw Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone coming out of a nice hotel in Beverly Hills a couple of years ago. Stone couldn't wait to GTFO of there, but Garfield stopped and talked to a fan who was from New Zealand, posed for photos with her, signed an autograph, and stuck around talking to her and her mom for a lot longer than he needed to. He struck me as incredibly gracious.

However, fame can turn people into d!cks, and that was a couple of years ago. It was apparently known since the Oscars that both he and Emma Stone were no shows at the event, and people were wondering why. Apparently it is confirmed that it was a last minute decision not to attend.
 
2014-03-06 02:40:44 AM  
Just get Dolan to be a dick back.

cdn.funnyism.com
 
2014-03-06 03:02:07 AM  

Sergeant Grumbles: Wow, that's not just dickery, that's Super Dickery. That's Ultra Dickery.
What kind of asshole do you have to be to criticize a script dubbing a kid "Batkid". There's no way you're going to come out of it looking stupid no matter how hokey or badly written the dialogue. Walking out? Well, there's no way you're not going to come out looking like a stupid farktard.

Also...

[www.eonline.com image 560x415]


Poor kid, but poor Morton Downey Jr.. I bet he was kinda feeling the pangs of going back to cocaine while this awkwardness was happening.
 
2014-03-06 03:04:05 AM  
www.comicbookdaily.com
 
2014-03-06 04:27:40 AM  
batkid was going to be a presenter at the oscars?  riiiiight.  because I'm pretty sure batkid is already dead.
 
2014-03-06 05:15:33 AM  

stonelotus: batkid was going to be a presenter at the oscars?  riiiiight.  because I'm pretty sure batkid is already dead.


Nah, Jason Todd was resurrected thanks to magical universe fisting.
 
2014-03-06 06:08:23 AM  

you are a puppet: Who cares. How many wishes is this kid gonna get


As many as their advertising budget will allow.
 
2014-03-06 06:11:32 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Sergeant Grumbles: Wow, that's not just dickery, that's Super Dickery. That's Ultra Dickery.
What kind of asshole do you have to be to criticize a script dubbing a kid "Batkid". There's no way you're going to come out of it looking stupid no matter how hokey or badly written the dialogue. Walking out? Well, there's no way you're not going to come out looking like a stupid farktard.

Also...

[www.eonline.com image 560x415]

Poor kid, but poor Morton Downey Jr.. I bet he was kinda feeling the pangs of going back to cocaine while this awkwardness was happening.


morbid-curiosity.com

You're right, Morton Downey Jr probably wishes he was on cocaine right now, instead of being dead for the last 13 years.
 
2014-03-06 06:50:40 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why not Christian Bale? He was at the Academy Awards, wasn't he? I'm sure he'd have done it...


Bale goes nuts for kid fans. His reputation as difficult is at ods with how serious he has taken a responsibility to children. Look up what he has done and sites charity wise just for Batman.
 
2014-03-06 07:25:38 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Hey, or they coulda got whoever played Spiderman in '3 Dev Adam' to do it. Pretty sure his schedule is free.

[www.thereelbits.com image 850x630]

[a.images.blip.tv image 850x478]

[www.rarecultcinema.com image 625x720]

Why couldn't the American Spiderman be as cool as that Turkish Spiderman?!


That Spiderman outfit is so shiatty it looks like * I * made it.
 
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