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(Some Guy)   Here are some things that can kill you in the face from the Land Down Nope   ( divider line
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10668 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2014 at 8:43 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-05 11:32:46 PM  
2 votes:
Mother of God... I had to stop reading after the third thing because there was a twitching in my eyes and I'm fairly sure it was my brain attempting to strangle my optic nerves to end the pain.

2014-03-05 08:59:40 PM  
2 votes:
I wouldn't mind going to Australia.  But go outside any major Australian city?

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2014-03-05 08:53:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-05 08:45:35 PM  
2 votes:
Everything except the sheep, and they're kinda shady.
2014-03-06 01:18:44 AM  
1 vote:
I was generally amused by the blogger's writing style and at the end of the piece I was rewarded with what I presume was a legitimate advertisement: It was for mammograms, featuring five attractive women of various ages, during Beast Cancer Awareness Month.

Yes, I typed "b - e - a - s - t"
2014-03-06 01:13:02 AM  
1 vote:
You know what else down there can kill you? Full Size

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2014-03-05 11:43:46 PM  
1 vote:
It can get pretty dangerous in Alaska too.

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2014-03-05 11:10:14 PM  
1 vote:

The Bandit: [ image 499x362]

And in the time it took you to read this, half of them flanked you are are silently approaching your rear.
2014-03-05 10:49:47 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-05 10:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
Can we please kill this stupid nope meme?  It is making all the backpackers and tourists skittish.

Ten years ago all you had to say was "I have a koala in my basement" and they would almost run down and put the chains on themselves. Now they start asking annoying questions about red backs, browns snakes and shiat.
2014-03-05 10:39:03 PM  
1 vote:
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/how its gone this far without this comic I have no clue...
2014-03-05 10:37:56 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah. Even the old animal paintings on the wall can move and come out at ya.
2014-03-05 09:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
One of my favorite places I visited in Kuranda years ago was the Australian Venom Zoo. Tour guide was teasing the world's deadliest scorpion with a pencil. Like dead in minutes deadly. Freaky shiat but really interesting. Watched cool venom milkings.

/this cool story brought to you by Bro. Incorporated
2014-03-05 09:34:53 PM  
1 vote:
#11 - Vegemite.
2014-03-05 09:29:16 PM  
1 vote:
But enough about the ladies...
2014-03-05 09:23:23 PM  
1 vote:

ol' gormsby: This one tried to strangle my forearm:

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But I let it go after a stern warning.

Chuck Norris?  Is that you?
2014-03-05 09:17:28 PM  
1 vote:
Hawaii has those snails, box jellies, giant centipedes and a close relative of the stonefish.

But people still go there, and SHYT.
2014-03-05 09:16:54 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: Nope. Not gonna read that dumbass blog.

You are smart. I am stupid.
2014-03-05 09:01:17 PM  
1 vote:
Shyyyyyyyyyt byyyyyotch meeee is Aussyyyy with cool wryting stylllleeeee!
2014-03-05 08:58:49 PM  
1 vote:
WTF did I just read? That read like a 13 year old cracker trying to write how he seems to think black people talk.
2014-03-05 08:53:58 PM  
1 vote:

Sensei Can You See: FTFA:

KILL THE SHYT OUT OF YOU! This lil bytch is EXTRA poisonous and is covered with needle ass needle stabby shyts

Can someone please feed this mallethead to a crocodile?

lol bytch y u hatin on mai writin STYLE ASS STYLE?

//I need to go throw up now
2014-03-05 08:53:27 PM  
1 vote:
SOME of the sheep.
2014-03-05 08:51:32 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: Nope. Not gonna read that dumbass blog.

You're one of the lucky ones
2014-03-05 08:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Nope. Not gonna read that dumbass blog.
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