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(   Are you crafty with needles? The Penguin Foundation needs your help. Knitter, please   ( divider line
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3104 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2014 at 8:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-05 08:55:05 PM  
3 votes:
Nice headline, subby

/may be casting purls before swine, though
2014-03-05 09:00:15 PM  
2 votes:
Have no fear, Farkers. I have just sent the link to my mother. There won't be a naked penguin to be found by the end of the month.
2014-03-05 11:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-05 09:57:51 PM  
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2014-03-05 09:20:18 PM  
1 vote:
oh god I have diabetes
2014-03-05 09:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
If penguins need help shooting heroin, I'm totally in!
2014-03-05 08:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
This makes me want to learn how to knit, just so I could send them a bunch, and help out.

Let me give a little context to that: I'm a 6ft tall mid-twenties Texan male, who drives a F-150, hunts, fishes, I have a heeler-coyote mix dog, I own multiple guns, deer heads hang on my living room wall, my redneck cred is very much in place, and I state again, I am seriously considering taking up knitting to contribute to this.
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