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(Reuters)   Fight child obesity with slot machines. Here comes the science   (reuters.com) divider line 14
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2014-03-05 08:12:41 PM
I don't know...you get 'em fat enough, you can roll 'em sideways and TREAT 'em as a slot machine.  AmIrite?  You know I'm right.

/sick
//over the top
///unaccepable
//you snortled, admit it
///still wrong
 
2014-03-05 08:15:26 PM
Maybe if you are drunk and can't read that's what you would assume.

But wait. Improved wages results in improved health and additional opportunities for social advancement?

NO. WAY.
 
2014-03-05 08:24:08 PM
If we're just going to get them hooked on a vice heroin is much cheaper and works better.
 
2014-03-05 10:20:54 PM

beautifulbob: If we're just going to get them hooked on a vice heroin is much cheaper and works better.


When you want to get clean, your dealer will never put you on a voluntary exclusion list though.
 
2014-03-05 10:22:41 PM
How many fat toddlers can a slot machine fight before they take him down?
 
2014-03-05 10:25:29 PM
This can't bode well for Mexican gun owning lemon pirates.
 
2014-03-05 10:26:27 PM
Why not go whole hog and feed them from a vending machine? Ration the coins, fill the machine with healthy food. Job done.

It's like a slot machine that almost always pays off in fruit.
 
2014-03-05 10:32:24 PM
I've missed this meme.
 
2014-03-05 11:43:13 PM
Fight child obesity with slot machines. Here comes the science payout

First -fb is the father makes an appearance, now this? Did we go back to 2002?
 
2014-03-05 11:44:04 PM
UNICEF, the United Nations Children's Fund, ranked the U.S. 26th out of 29 developed countries on children's overall well-being last year

USA! USA! USA!
 
2014-03-06 01:46:35 AM

dahmers love zombie: I don't know...you get 'em fat enough, you can roll 'em sideways and TREAT 'em as a slot machine.  AmIrite?  You know I'm right.

/sick
//over the top
///unaccepable
//you snortled, admit it
///still wrong


Snortled nothing, I lmao!

//not in the least ashamed
 
2014-03-06 06:52:07 AM
their incomes rose and their children's obesity rates fell

Well, duh

If you're fat, the best weight loss plan is to increase your income.
 
2014-03-06 04:29:53 PM
But obesity increases for the customers' families.  Net (weight) gain.
 
2014-03-06 04:30:30 PM

mr0x: their incomes rose and their children's obesity rates fell

Well, duh

If you're fat, the best weight loss plan is to increase your income.


Or spend all of the grocery money at the casino.
 
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