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(RYOT.org) Video Lindsay Lohan scored Oprah as a life coach and still managed to fark it up. Watch Oprah cuss Lindsay out in her tear-filled reality show trailer   (ryot.org) divider line 58
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2014-03-05 05:33:20 PM
Yeah.  I'll pass.
 
2014-03-05 05:33:35 PM
Altogether now: STAAAAAAAAGED!
 
2014-03-05 05:34:43 PM
Closet case for a life coach? No thanks.
 
2014-03-05 05:40:31 PM
No thanks.
 
2014-03-05 05:41:33 PM
Oprah as a life coach... she lives a lavish life style that in no way translates to reality. So, NO!!!
 
2014-03-05 05:44:58 PM
Will not click, nope.
 
2014-03-05 05:46:55 PM
Um yeeeaah...

Go ahead and pencil me in on the "no thanks" list.
 
2014-03-05 05:52:26 PM
That mixture is a Sharknado level of FAIL, right there. Ain't clicking.
 
2014-03-05 05:53:01 PM
telling someone to "cut the bullshiat" is not cussing them out.
 
2014-03-05 05:55:11 PM
Nooooope.
 
2014-03-05 05:57:33 PM
Your Own Reality Show... next stop, the end of your career...
 
2014-03-05 06:09:06 PM
How about a video of Lohan sucking on Oprah'd big black titties...
 
2014-03-05 06:11:17 PM
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2014-03-05 06:17:32 PM

Charlie Chingas: How about a video of Lohan sucking on Oprah'd big black titties...


That there made me smile.
 
2014-03-05 06:21:47 PM
This is going to be a complete and utter train wreck. Yep I'll be watching it. I'll probably turn it into a drinking game.
 
2014-03-05 06:24:20 PM
A boss of hers at NBC/Universal told her to cut the shiat out.  She didn't then and she won't now.

And her last real shot in her mind is just before the foam starts pouring out of her mouth. Until then, I'm pretty sure she thinks she's got this. And she doesn't.
 
2014-03-05 06:54:01 PM
Naw, they brought oprah into this jank... and this jank ain't gonna turn out any differently than Oprah sez it does.

Lindsey is now the new Valerie Bertanelie-esque victomized white chick on the OWN network special movie of the week, to later be rebroadcast on the Lifetime network.
 
IP
2014-03-05 06:54:07 PM
Pass.
 
2014-03-05 06:54:34 PM

Brick-House: Oprah as a life coach... she lives a lavish life style that in no way translates to reality. So, NO!!!


At this point, do you have a better idea? Because Lindsay's blown through so many chances that Oprah's just about the best remaining idea that doesn't involve a lengthy jail term.
 
2014-03-05 06:54:59 PM
her parents really need to be shot into the sun.
 
2014-03-05 07:05:33 PM
ssshhhhhhh go to sleep Oprah
 
2014-03-05 07:16:02 PM

Brick-House: Oprah as a life coach... she lives a lavish life style that in no way translates to reality. So, NO!!!


And Oprah started with absolutely 0 and clawed her way through all the shiat to be #1. She has literally seen and experienced all the shiat that Lindsay is doing. Who else would be better to be a life coach to a woman who is farking up?
 
2014-03-05 07:17:34 PM

whosits_112: Altogether now: STAAAAAAAAGED!


But it speaks well of where Lindsay is at that Oprah is willing to do a project with her.

Team Lindsay! She's on the comeback!
 
2014-03-05 07:28:33 PM

jayhawk88: whosits_112: Altogether now: STAAAAAAAAGED!

But it speaks well of where Lindsay is at that Oprah is willing to do a project with her.

Team Lindsay! She's on the comeback!


You mean filming what you know is going to be a disaster because people like to watch disasters?
 
2014-03-05 07:46:13 PM
Cokefiends gots to stick together.
 
2014-03-05 08:00:28 PM
Oh yea, I wanna see Oprah with a strap on "life coach" Lindsay into submission.

fap fap fap
 
2014-03-05 08:14:38 PM
The only career that will be around after this trainwreck will be for the actress playing Lindsay in the made-for-tv movie about her life. It'll cover everything about her life - from her rise to America's Sweetheart, to her fall and eventual, predictable, tragic death from being ripped apart by rabid badgers.
 
2014-03-05 08:23:31 PM
Wow. She sounds as bad as she looks. Nobody brought the drugs up to your nose. You did that. Blame yourself for your own shiatty lack of self control. We've all got difficulties in life. Boo hoo.

/No sympathy for drug addicts.
 
2014-03-05 08:35:54 PM

Gosling: Brick-House: Oprah as a life coach... she lives a lavish life style that in no way translates to reality. So, NO!!!

At this point, do you have a better idea? Because Lindsay's blown through so many chances that Oprah's just about the best remaining idea that doesn't involve a lengthy jail term.


A lengthy jail term is what this biatch should have gotten years ago.
 
2014-03-05 08:38:05 PM
do the prwn already
 
2014-03-05 08:41:20 PM

blacksharpiemarker: No sympathy for drug addicts.


That's a little harsh.  Everybody's got weaknesses and I have met people with drug/drinking problems that were genuinely nice people.

Lohan can EABOD though.  She's got the resources to get herself clean once and for all; she just doesn't want to because cops in LA county are gigantic, star-struck pussies.
 
2014-03-05 08:55:49 PM
Linds will be a female Bill Burroughs. She's still making chump change every time she FU.
 
2014-03-05 09:07:40 PM
Oprah was remarkably calm during that exchange. And it's disappointing, but not surprising, that Lindsay actually believes that she is a "prisoner". After all the chances she's been given, none of them deserved, she doesn't seem to have an ounce of gratitude.
 
2014-03-05 09:22:30 PM
Who gives a shiat?
 
2014-03-05 09:29:51 PM
Lindsay is a hard core addict. As an addict I could easily pick-up her lies when she was talking about how she 'partied with everyone and did everything' and as a result she had no desire to be like that again, that she had no reason to. Welcome to addiction 101. So obvious.

Yes, I will be tuning in, but only to see how fake it all is and to see all of the classic addict lies and Hollywood editing that takes place. Lindsay is a professional "wreck" and this is how she is making her living right now, bottom line. Fake, fake, fake.

/Have nothing better to do Sunday night anyway.
 
2014-03-05 10:00:06 PM
How soon we forget....
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2014-03-05 10:13:01 PM

Cog Spinner: Lindsay is a hard core addict. As an addict I could easily pick-up her lies when she was talking about how she 'partied with everyone and did everything' and as a result she had no desire to be like that again, that she had no reason to. Welcome to addiction 101. So obvious.

Yes, I will be tuning in, but only to see how fake it all is and to see all of the classic addict lies and Hollywood editing that takes place. Lindsay is a professional "wreck" and this is how she is making her living right now, bottom line. Fake, fake, fake.

/Have nothing better to do Sunday night anyway.


Having caught the occasional bit of OWN (chiefly Our America With Lisa Ling), and remembering that Oprah was the one to pin Lance Armstrong into a confession... if there's not a Hollywood ending, don't expect OWN to go out of their way to create one. I mean, first off, Oprah does have journalist credentials herself, it just doesn't come up that often. If she sees something go to total shiat under her watch, she will unleash hell. (Remember what she did to the Three Cups Of Tea guy.) Second, if there isn't a Hollywood ending, people are going to find out pretty damn fast the next time she's hauled in front of a judge. There's not really any point in editing in a way that can be easily disproven in five seconds by any hack at a gossip site.
 
2014-03-05 10:22:13 PM
Stop telling me what to do subby because there's no chance I'm watching Lohan do much of anything that doesn't involve her nude and a horse penis.
 
2014-03-05 10:22:52 PM

Gosling: Cog Spinner: Lindsay is a hard core addict. As an addict I could easily pick-up her lies when she was talking about how she 'partied with everyone and did everything' and as a result she had no desire to be like that again, that she had no reason to. Welcome to addiction 101. So obvious.

Yes, I will be tuning in, but only to see how fake it all is and to see all of the classic addict lies and Hollywood editing that takes place. Lindsay is a professional "wreck" and this is how she is making her living right now, bottom line. Fake, fake, fake.

/Have nothing better to do Sunday night anyway.

Having caught the occasional bit of OWN (chiefly Our America With Lisa Ling), and remembering that Oprah was the one to pin Lance Armstrong into a confession... if there's not a Hollywood ending, don't expect OWN to go out of their way to create one. I mean, first off, Oprah does have journalist credentials herself, it just doesn't come up that often. If she sees something go to total shiat under her watch, she will unleash hell. (Remember what she did to the Three Cups Of Tea guy.) Second, if there isn't a Hollywood ending, people are going to find out pretty damn fast the next time she's hauled in front of a judge. There's not really any point in editing in a way that can be easily disproven in five seconds by any hack at a gossip site.


Not sure what I've said (above) that implied in any way that I thought that Oprah would, in any way, create a "Hollywood ending" or that I desired to see one on TV Sunday night. The OWN network is one that I have usually try to avoid, due to shiatty programming.  But you do sound very passionate about these sorts of things so, knock yourself out on all the drama. I will simply be trying to curb my Sunday night boredom by watching this spectacle.
 
2014-03-05 10:24:49 PM
I don't care about Leslie Lohands, but I'm very interested in what Oprah is up to, so I watched it for the big "cuss out."

So, subby...Telling someone in a very sympathetic voice that they need to, "cut the bullshiat," is now cussing someone out?

Good grief, you would have survived less than a day in my childhood.
 
2014-03-05 10:56:22 PM
Opert
 
2014-03-05 11:30:57 PM
Lindsay will never turn it around unless she hits rock bottom, and she ain't there yet. No matter what crime she commits, the court system lets her skate; no matter what kind of anti-social behavior she does, she seems to avoid the consequences; no matter how broke she is, she can always score some quick cash from Charlie Sheen, Oprah, or any one of a number of her drug dealer pals. Heck, the IRS is/was after her for unpaid taxes and even they couldn't jail her. She's like some kind of post-modern cockroach.

Only way she'll get better is while doing serious jail time ( see Robert Downey Jr) or if she ends up near-dead in an alley with no money, friends, or hope. I won't say its impossible, but I wouldn't bet on it.
 
2014-03-05 11:54:34 PM

ongbok: Brick-House: Oprah as a life coach... she lives a lavish life style that in no way translates to reality. So, NO!!!

And Oprah started with absolutely 0 and clawed her way through all the shiat to be #1. She has literally seen and experienced all the shiat that Lindsay is doing. Who else would be better to be a life coach to a woman who is farking up?


Shawshank Redemption was an aligoracal biography of Oprahs life.
/study it out.
//only spell aligory correctly.
 
2014-03-06 01:40:16 AM

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2014-03-06 02:08:57 AM

CatfoodSpork: [img.fark.net image 500x333]


Maybe this one is more appropriate:

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2014-03-06 05:26:05 AM
Wait.. is Oprah still a thing?
 
2014-03-06 07:07:20 AM
are we supposed to feel bad for lohan?  She's a spoiled little shiat, I would pay money to watch oprah slap her across the face and give her an arthur speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uTO30ONRbg
 
2014-03-06 08:00:41 AM

vudukungfu: do the prwn already


If you want to see what this might look like, GVS "Natasha Nice". It's vurry nice and vurry NSFW.
 
2014-03-06 09:38:41 AM
I like how Oprah almost cheered, "This is exactly what they said she'd do." as for Lindz, I hope she can sort it out. And I can't wait until they invent a sex machine that simulates sex with Lindsey of Herbie the Love Bug days.
 
2014-03-06 09:50:13 AM

Cerebral Knievel: Naw, they brought oprah into this jank... and this jank ain't gonna turn out any differently than Oprah sez it does.

Lindsey is now the new Valerie Bertanelie-esque victomized white chick on the OWN network special movie of the week, to later be rebroadcast on the Lifetime network.


she can only hope. Valerie Bertanelie had a solid career in show business, from her Wikipage, between "One Gay at a time" in 75 to "Touched by an Angel" in 03, she was working year around.
 
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