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(CBS Sports)   Who has better facial hair: Lumberjack Brett Favre, or secret agent Peyton Manning?   (cbssports.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-05 04:31:33 PM  
Favre didn't always have brow ridges, did he? Or a skull that wide? It looks like a gap between his front teeth, too, but who knows if that was there years ago. Back in the day he always tried very hard not to show his teeth when smiling.

HGH?
 
2014-03-05 04:35:14 PM  
reminds me more of a Ken Hamm Brett Favre.  maybe a little Moses Brett Favre?  Definitely not Lumberjack Favre though.
 
2014-03-05 04:39:56 PM  
They're both douchebags.

Next?
 
2014-03-05 04:59:26 PM  
Brett Keisel
 
2014-03-05 04:59:59 PM  
Santa Favre!

Unfortunately, sitting on his lap would be quite disappointing.
 
2014-03-05 05:02:46 PM  

phaseolus: Favre didn't always have brow ridges, did he? Or a skull that wide? It looks like a gap between his front teeth, too, but who knows if that was there years ago. Back in the day he always tried very hard not to show his teeth when smiling.

HGH?


Dude looks pretty jacked in the picture in TFA....I don't remember his arms being that defined nor the muscles on the side of his neck being that high when he was playing...
 
2014-03-05 05:19:19 PM  
Come to think of it, I've never seen Favre and Kenny Rogers at the same place, at the same time...
 
2014-03-05 05:19:21 PM  

chevydeuce: phaseolus: Favre didn't always have brow ridges, did he? Or a skull that wide? It looks like a gap between his front teeth, too, but who knows if that was there years ago. Back in the day he always tried very hard not to show his teeth when smiling.

HGH?

Dude looks pretty jacked in the picture in TFA....I don't remember his arms being that defined nor the muscles on the side of his neck being that high when he was playing...


my thought as well. Guy looks positively shredded.
 
2014-03-05 05:28:06 PM  
Favre would win in the whose more grizzled category.
 
2014-03-05 05:37:40 PM  

phaseolus: Favre didn't always have brow ridges, did he? Or a skull that wide? It looks like a gap between his front teeth, too, but who knows if that was there years ago. Back in the day he always tried very hard not to show his teeth when smiling.

HGH?


Jen Sturger would need a good photo-zooming action on her phone now-a-days if the 'Ole Cum Slinger was sexting her.
 
2014-03-05 05:43:28 PM  
Lumberjack Favre will be playing the new Dexter in a sequel series...
 
2014-03-05 05:47:51 PM  
Brett Favre's Wild America
 
2014-03-05 06:04:00 PM  
Manning's facial hair only makes his sixhead stand out more.
 
2014-03-05 06:04:28 PM  
If you can rock a big bushy beard then you always win
 
2014-03-05 06:08:57 PM  

Rustybumperjack: Favre would win in the whose more grizzled category.


Still my favorite SNL sketch of all time.

And Favre bears a striking resemblance to Kris Kristofferson.
 
2014-03-05 06:11:25 PM  
Slow news day?

Nope, long off-season.
 
2014-03-05 06:30:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: If you can rock a big bushy beard then you always win


What, like Christina Hendricks?
 
2014-03-05 06:41:06 PM  
Favre's razor was intercepted. Disgruntled Jet fan.
 
2014-03-05 07:27:50 PM  

uncleacid: Favre's razor was intercepted. Disgruntled Jet fan.


There is a plethora of reasons to be a disgruntaled jets fan; but Favre? Really?
 
2014-03-05 07:39:07 PM  
You sure that is brent favre there and not harrison ford?
 
2014-03-05 08:31:47 PM  
I will never get the facial hair thing. It feels just so uncivilized. Shaving and a hot shower are hallmarks of a wealthy society and high civilization.
 
2014-03-05 08:34:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: They're both douchebags.

Next?


Really? Because while Favre's douchieness is pretty well established, Manning has always been pretty much the Anti-Douche.
 
2014-03-05 08:46:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: They're both douchebags.

Next?


Russell Wilson was sporting something that looked kind of like a mustache earlier this year.
 
2014-03-05 08:47:28 PM  
Winter in the north sucks. A beard is great when you're chasing your dog through snow with a scotch in hand. I don't shave between about November and April. Why throw out a free face warmer?
 
2014-03-05 09:30:03 PM  

cuneis: Winter in the north sucks. A beard is great when you're chasing your dog through snow with a scotch in hand. I don't shave between about November and April. Why throw out a free face warmer?


Favre lives in Mississippi
 
2014-03-05 09:40:33 PM  

cuneis: Winter in the north sucks. A beard is great when you're chasing your dog through snow with a scotch in hand. I don't shave between about November and April. Why throw out a free face warmer?


I know. I'll go a week and a half+ w/o shaving and when I do my face is cold as fu*k from this damn polar vortex that has lasted 2 gawdam months.

//chase my dogs w/bourbon, though.
 
2014-03-05 09:46:02 PM  
Last seen: Peyton throwing a pass in the backyard with the kids.

www.writeups.org
/decided i didnt want to 'shop it
//lazy is as lazy does
 
2014-03-05 10:48:59 PM  

MFAWG: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're both douchebags.

Next?

Russell Wilson was sporting something that looked kind of like a mustache earlier this year.


Brian Wilson was sporting something that looked like Russell Wilson
 
2014-03-05 11:01:48 PM  
I'm going to have to say Manning has the better beard.

We're talking about their wives, right?
 
2014-03-05 11:03:58 PM  

Claude the Dog: Rustybumperjack: Favre would win in the whose more grizzled category.

Still my favorite SNL sketch of all time.

And Favre bears a striking resemblance to Kris Kristofferson.



closer to Ron Perlman I think
 
2014-03-05 11:18:47 PM  
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/q&d
 
2014-03-05 11:59:37 PM  

Stangfreek: Benevolent Misanthrope: They're both douchebags.

Next?

Really? Because while Favre's douchieness is pretty well established, Manning has always been pretty much the Anti-Douche.


Patriots fans. Whattya gonna do.
 
2014-03-06 12:40:48 PM  
Favre looks like Longmire.

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2014-03-06 12:41:05 PM  
Manning looks like he just got way into his Oreos. That's not facial hair.
 
2014-03-06 01:06:48 PM  

drivingsouth: Favre looks like Longmire.

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Really?
 
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