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(LA Times)   Chipotle admits, that much like the rest of GW hysteria, the claim they are pulling guacamole due to climate change is "way overblown"   (latimes.com) divider line 29
    More: Followup, chipotles, guacamole, climate change, global warming  
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2014-03-05 05:24:26 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-05 05:22:43 PM  
4 votes:

Begoggle: Stealing another troll's work is a line you just don't cross.


- Rand Paul
2014-03-05 05:48:13 PM  
3 votes:
Anyone who denies global warming exists also tends to:

1.   Own a brain but haven't used it in years
2.   Drive everywhere
3.   Watch Fox News
4.   Steal all their music from the internet
5.   Not read books
6.   Claim to date girls with big breasts
7.   Shop at Wal-Mart
8.   Walk past a homosexual and make rude noises/gestures
9.   Overstate the size of their genitalia
10. Love Big Macs
2014-03-05 05:18:37 PM  
3 votes:
Anyone who believes in global warming also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2014-03-05 04:53:15 PM  
3 votes:
vernonFL



Climate change is not overblown. Its an existential problem for the human race in the next 100 years.

A few hundred years is considered inconclusive data when dealing with a rock that is 4 Billion years old

One could argue the Earth was hot, now it is cool so a few degrees is insignificant.

or

Ice Age (2002)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
2014
Ice Age 5: (2016)

We are between ice ages.
2014-03-06 05:14:21 PM  
2 votes:

DesertDemonWY: Repo Man: Damnhippyfreak calmly and rationally bring the smackdown on AGW deniers. "Fallacy queen"? That's rich. Sorry that your argument dissolves in the face of facts and evidence, but don't kill the messenger.

If the composite of every major global temperature data sets show the globe cooling since the beginning of the millennium, who do you shoot?


I have a better graph for you:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-06 01:02:31 PM  
2 votes:

cubic_spleen: I want to thank subby for providing a thread where the climate change deniers can bleat their FOX News talking points while they wipe the latest Limbaugh felch from their chins. Keeps the rest of Fark clear for people with actual intelligence.


Not entirely. There are scores of them, and they are vocal... like the hissing cockroach of Madagascar.
2014-03-05 05:21:16 PM  
2 votes:

DoctorCal: Anyone who believes in global warming also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Stealing another troll's work is a line you just don't cross.
2014-03-05 05:19:25 PM  
2 votes:
I see no hysteria.
But keep building up that strawman, submitter, it got you the greenlight.

"Global warming is a real thing"
"OMG you think the sky is falling!!!!"
"No, it's just a real thing"
"STOP THE HYSTERIA"
2014-03-05 04:46:49 PM  
2 votes:
I thought Chipotle was an STD.
2014-03-05 04:41:02 PM  
2 votes:

wee: Please do not feed the trolls.


Drew has to pay his mortgage just like the rest of us.
2014-03-05 03:30:25 PM  
2 votes:
Climate change is not overblown. Its an existential problem for the human race in the next 100 years.
2014-03-06 07:09:26 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Blessed silence!
/Disclaimer: Merely a figure of speech.


Indeed.

inwallspeakers1.com

Peaceful, I'm sure, but not very useful in describing reality.
2014-03-06 06:17:41 PM  
1 votes:
As predicted, no answers to the people that responded to his preposterous statements, more insults, and claiming to be persecuted when people expect him to actually respond when his various flat out wrong statements are corrected.

Gee, it's almost like he's still posting in the same blatantly obtuse manner he rails against.

Show of hands: who was shocked by this stunning turn of events?
2014-03-06 12:47:33 PM  
1 votes:

Damnhippyfreak: Let's see what you choose to do.


Oh, I know, I know!
2014-03-06 12:09:23 AM  
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Liberals don't understand modeling is not a hard science and is prone to errors associated with assumptions.


Said the scientist.  Oh wait, let's go ask real scientists!

/you can turn the lights out when you're done reading
//oh.  reading.  right.  well, it comes with a pretty graph.
2014-03-05 10:45:26 PM  
1 votes:

DesertDemonWY: Repo Man: Damnhippyfreak calmly and rationally bring the smackdown on AGW deniers. "Fallacy queen"? That's rich. Sorry that your argument dissolves in the face of facts and evidence, but don't kill the messenger.

If the composite of every major global temperature data sets show the globe cooling since the beginning of the millennium, who do you shoot?

[www.woodfortrees.org image 640x480]


Hmmm, the millennium began in 2000, not 2001.  I wonder why you started it at 2001 and not 2000?
woodfortrees.org
Ah, that would be why.
2014-03-05 08:20:31 PM  
1 votes:

alcoholwasinvolved: MartinD-35: Gentoolive: umad: vernonFL: Climate change is not overblown. Its an existential problem for the human race in the next 100 years.

Our ability to do jack shiat about it is what is overblown.

But the libtards must make every effort to force new regulations upon everyone..

Climate change... Did the whole "global warming" thing not pan out for you dopes?

I'm guessing here, but you appear to have a room temperature IQ.  But in any event, CO2 is acidifying the oceans and the phytoplankton are in real serious trouble.  But you sound like you probably are related to a coal miner.  Burning coal is killing the planet.

As a coal miner, I'm getting a kick out these replies, etc. etc.  By the way, my company supplied one hour of your power today (and yesterday, and the day before blah blah blah). I love liberal garbage like this.  We'd stop mining it if THERE WASN'T SUCH A HUGE FARKING DEMAND FOR IT.  My question:  Once you outlaw coal, then what?  What about the other 60% of GHGs?  Are you going to outlaw ungulates that ruminate?  Will you drop buckets of horse semen in the volcanoes to make them stop exploding?  What about the fat lady in Apt. 12C who can't stop woofing down the corndogs and crapping herself?


Damn, if only there were some way to investigate other forms of generating energy.  Maybe I'm just being long winded with this, but if we want a bright and shining future for the nuclear family, a future full of the Earth's warmth, we really should think about other ways, even if they're corny.
2014-03-05 08:12:20 PM  
1 votes:

MartinD-35: Gentoolive: umad: vernonFL: Climate change is not overblown. Its an existential problem for the human race in the next 100 years.

Our ability to do jack shiat about it is what is overblown.

But the libtards must make every effort to force new regulations upon everyone..

Climate change... Did the whole "global warming" thing not pan out for you dopes?

I'm guessing here, but you appear to have a room temperature IQ.  But in any event, CO2 is acidifying the oceans and the phytoplankton are in real serious trouble.  But you sound like you probably are related to a coal miner.  Burning coal is killing the planet.


As a coal miner, I'm getting a kick out these replies, etc. etc.  By the way, my company supplied one hour of your power today (and yesterday, and the day before blah blah blah). I love liberal garbage like this.  We'd stop mining it if THERE WASN'T SUCH A HUGE FARKING DEMAND FOR IT.  My question:  Once you outlaw coal, then what?  What about the other 60% of GHGs?  Are you going to outlaw ungulates that ruminate?  Will you drop buckets of horse semen in the volcanoes to make them stop exploding?  What about the fat lady in Apt. 12C who can't stop woofing down the corndogs and crapping herself?
2014-03-05 06:19:58 PM  
1 votes:

umad: vernonFL: Climate change is not overblown. Its an existential problem for the human race in the next 100 years.

Our ability to do jack shiat about it is what is overblown.


Do Jack shiat = negative, Ability Overblown = negative


Double negatives, so you're saying we can do something about it.

Which is 100% true.  We are the cause, and the solution.
2014-03-05 06:08:49 PM  
1 votes:

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Ow! That was my feelings!: //actually don't mind Chipotle.
///Live just down the street from the original
////yeah, that makes me cool.

Bah! I scoff. We've got the double super secret chipotle R&D restaurant here in manhattan on 8th Ave. Where all there newer, saltier foods are developed fresh by world class chefs. For reals!

And margaritas. I guess NYC chipotle has more margarita serving stores. So SCOFF!


Guess I'll just have to wander over to the legal weed store and get me something to deal with your vicious scoffery.
2014-03-05 05:45:40 PM  
1 votes:
its ok people!!  The ocean is absorbing most of the C02 so we have nothing to worry about.
2014-03-05 05:38:37 PM  
1 votes:
Chipotle got their whole shtick from Freebirds World Burrito anyway, up to and including the excessive Smug. Pretty much everything Chipotle does is overblown and obnoxious, including their vilifying nonsense in regards to advanced sciences and biology
.
2014-03-05 05:33:02 PM  
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: I want to thank subby for providing a thread where the climate change deniers can bleat their FOX News talking points while they wipe the latest Limbaugh felch from their chins. Keeps the rest of Fark clear for people with actual intelligence.


You seriously mean the people who voted for Obama? Twice?
2014-03-05 05:26:39 PM  
1 votes:
You know what's misleading? This FARK headline. Chipotle never said they were pulling guacamole. And if you have the capability of reading past the LA Times's own misleading headline, you can read it for yourself.

"In the event of cost increases with respect to one or more of our raw ingredients, we may choose to temporarily suspend serving menu items, such as guacamole or one or more of our salsas, rather than paying the increased cost for the ingredients."

Jesus. Stop being stupid, people.
2014-03-05 05:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
I want to thank subby for providing a thread where the climate change deniers can bleat their FOX News talking points while they wipe the latest Limbaugh felch from their chins. Keeps the rest of Fark clear for people with actual intelligence.
2014-03-05 05:16:30 PM  
1 votes:
global warming
climate change
climate instability

weather volatility

/that's the ticket
2014-03-05 05:08:50 PM  
1 votes:

wee: Please do not feed the trolls.


Why not?  We have plenty of guacamole.......
2014-03-05 04:45:27 PM  
1 votes:

gingerjet: wee: Please do not feed the trolls.

Drew has to pay his mortgage just like the rest of us.

I assumed that was what all the Daily Mail links were for.
 
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