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(Grantland)   Seriously, what's the big deal about Kate Upton (spoiler alert: It's boobs)   (grantland.com) divider line 16
    More: Cool, Kate Upton, humans, Gone Girl, boobs, Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Christie Brinkley, Elle Macpherson  
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2014-03-05 07:46:23 PM
4 votes:

dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?


i.imgur.com
What mole?
2014-03-05 04:50:19 PM
4 votes:

Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.

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2014-03-05 04:53:46 PM
3 votes:

dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?


Same way they do in your yard:  rugged determination.
2014-03-05 04:11:06 PM
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: An up-close examination of the issue at hand.

http://i.imgur.com/14Gco71.gif (Possible NSFW and definitely too big for Fark)


Why does my face keep hitting my phone?
2014-03-06 06:36:05 AM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: She is pretty, she has a nice face, a good body, and some great breasts.

She also has a smile on her face and always seems to be having a good time, and is fine with being silly. She's also willing to be featured in stupid, over the top, advertisements (Carls JR?) and goofy pseudo science life tits in space. Overall, she's pretty and seems fun. What's not to like? It's better than the typical fashion model who has a raging hatred for all things nerd.


Haven't you heard?  She has a "weird torso", and it's just possible that she might gain weight in the future, therefore she is completely unattractive and way below our standards.
2014-03-05 09:18:28 PM
1 votes:

softshoes: dryknife: How does her mole move from one side of her lip to the other throughout the pictures?

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What mole?


www.wearysloth.com

I have a MOLE?
2014-03-05 06:22:28 PM
1 votes:
"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"
2014-03-05 06:08:36 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Now I'm trying to imagine Jennifer Lawrence saying "Titty sprinkles".


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2014-03-05 05:49:03 PM
1 votes:
Billie Piper?


NO. fark that living wolvertoon
2014-03-05 05:00:57 PM
1 votes:

Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.


i78.photobucket.com

Lucille and Cool Hand Luke agree with your assessment.
2014-03-05 04:58:43 PM
1 votes:
I read this yesterday, and this is the part that still sticks with me most:
She told Elle last year that the experience of being on the SI cover was not validating, but horrifying: "I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shiat out."

That right there tells us she doesn't really understand what she does for a living and where her money comes from.  "I get paid for how I look" is where her mind stops.  Stupid selfish models.  Has one, just one ever said, "Thanks for jerking off to me?"
2014-03-05 04:51:43 PM
1 votes:
It's a plot!

OK, two plots.

OK, two massive tracts of land.
www.intriguing.com
2014-03-05 04:38:23 PM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.

This.

Not only that, but give her 20 years and she's gunna be a heffer. I bet she's 275-300 by the time she's mid 40s, especially if she has a few kids.


People's bodies may change as they age, in the future, therefore they are not attractive now, when they are young.
2014-03-05 03:59:49 PM
1 votes:

Old Man Winter: She's much prettier with her mouth shut.


Not completely shut. Wrapped around a pole of some kind would suffice.
2014-03-05 03:46:45 PM
1 votes:
She's much prettier with her mouth shut.
2014-03-05 02:47:17 PM
1 votes:
"Private Joker Kate Upton is silly and he's ignorant is pretty and she's charming, but he's got guts she's got amazing boobs and guts amazing boobs is enough."

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