Splish: It's not the boobs, it's that she almost always wears awful, poorly fitting bras and bikinis that let them flop and bounce around so that you think one is just about to fall out, even in still pictures. Believe me, she knows exactly what she's doing.
If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.
Millennium: Although Kate Upton is still a far cry from the models used in Dove's "Real Beauty" campaign and its ilk, she is much closer to them than any major supermodel in years if not decades, yet is still widely acknowledged as being mind-shatteringly attractive.Baby steps.
foo monkey: Wellon Dowd: If it weren't for her big ole titties, nobody would give her a second glance.Exactly. If you can focus it past her boobs (it's not easy), she's got a beautiful face and ass.
Banned on the Run: Upton's boobs are tremendous. Top-notch.But I'm more of an hourglass figure guy, and her stomach does nothing for me. Kinda thick through the middle with no shape. And although she's very pretty, she's in the third quartile for models.Like Jennifer Lawrence, she has an approachable down-to-Earth personality, and personality goes a long way. (just read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice)
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